The 4th of July is upon us. First time Kadizzle has celebrated under a ruthless greedy, dictator. Good thing we got our guns we don't need fireworks anymore. Those pesky Mexicans come over cut our grass, put up our drywall, and pick our vegetables. Next they rape us, kill us, make us use drugs, and refuse to help pay for the wall. Thankless people you know. Kadizzle really likes Mexican food so maybe they can put some drive up windows in the wall.
With the Mexicans on the move raping and drugging Honest Omar split the country. Omar claim he will not come back until it is safe. Maybe in November we can tempt him back if the elections go well. However, after we get a Trumpet supreme court member elections and democracy will be toast. Next fourth of July we can celebrate burning the constitution and making the Bible the new rule of the land. Kadizzle is investing in a rock query to provide for the stoning that will take place. Omar when you come back wear a helmet. Stoning liberals will be OK. Trump math is terrific. You get a thousand dollar tax break, lose ten thousand in the stock market and in your business from the tariffs. It all works out in the end. Just be patient.
Yesterday an old Republican friend stopped by. Indirectly he claimed he was not a racist. Kadizzle was going to remind him of the time he said he would never vote for a black man for president. Now this guy makes it a point to go to church every Sunday. Wow, he is getting close to his time to go to Heaven. If God turns out to be a black guy my buddy better take some depends to the grave.
Wednesday, July 04, 2018
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