The Russians

Kadizzle must be part of the Trump Russian connection.  Old Shanika called today because he is as bored as Kadizzle.  Somehow we got to talking about the Kadizzle blog.  Old Kadizzle thought while he was on the phone BSing he would just take a look at the statistics for the blog.  Low and behold there it is.  It makes no sense.  The company that runs this blog software gives the blogger, in this case Kadizzle, some statistics about who is reading this blog.  Kadizzle has not looked for a long time.  It is always strange to find that people in the strangest places are stumbling across this nonsense.  369 followers are from the United States.  Coming in second to much amazement is Russia.  363.  How is this happening?  Half the Kadizzle readers are Russian. Sadly the Vietnamese come in third with a lousy 20.  No offense to the people of Vietnam, but kick it up a little.  Back to the Russians.  Why are the Russians following this blog.  The only plausable explanation is to create chaos.  Shanika thinks the Ruskies are reposting these reports to create chaos in the world.  Makes sense they create chaos in Kadizzle head.  So here is a big shout out to all the Russians.  You Russians sure made a mess for Trump.  If you would just sent me a clip from the pee tapes I would sure like it.  Man if you Russians would just use this blog to do your hacking, that would be great, we could use the publicity.  Now if you Russians would tell me who you are going to support for our next president I will let Putin stay at my house when he comes to North Dakota.  Boy am I in trouble if the North Dakota right wingers find out I am in cahoots with the Russians.  Now, you blasted Russians think about this.  Maybe Kadizzle is doing counter espionage.  Did ya think about that? Maybe the CIA has Kadizzle confusing the Russians.  Now I heard you Russians are funneling money to Trump.  Just in case you wonder there is a big funner in my garage. Use the red one, I think you can get wads of money to go through it.  No need for any of that Stormy Daniels stuff.  Kadizzle has Stormy Mrs. Kadizzle.