A bright light in the East

That bright light came up in the Eastern sky again today.   At long last the leaves have emerged from the trees.  Spring must fear coming into a world with Trump in charge.  Ice cannot seem to melt on the lake which is rising very quickly.  So here we sit in Hazen, North Dakota where the simple minded make loud noises with their magic chariots of idiocy.  An otherwise peaceful hamlet is constantly disturbed by surges of testosterone in the idiots.  Somehow the local Hoopleheads believe that they can attract a mate with a loud exhaust from a pickup or motorcycle.  Perhaps it signals to stupid women that there are stupid men available.  Hazen has a deaf and blind police force.  The local gendarmes would assist a bank robber carrying money out to his car.  The Hoopleheads not only like to disturb the air with their sounds, but they love visual displays of junk in their yards.  In hot pursuit of drug dealers the local police have no time to enforce the laws that make life pleasant. What fun is that when you are hot on the trail of someone who drank too much coffee. 

The house if for sale, and so is the good ship.   Only one sniffer on the house. The sniffer spent two hours here looking at the estate.  According to Mrs. Realestate the sniffer liked the palace, but we have not seen any cash waving in the wind.  Also one far off sniffer on the boat.  The boat sniffer seems to be a nigifiddle.  The fellow wants to know if Kadizzle ever farted in the boat.  The good ship was built in 1983.  It has been up and down the lake a few times.  It has been a wonderful ship, and Kadizzle loves the old girl, but it has a few scuffs and scratches.  It has been sailed, not polished until the paint is worn off.

Rita, God bless her sole sewed the mainsail yesterday.  Rita has become he de facto sail repair lady.  Thankya Jeeesus for that.  Rita fixed the sail for free, but Kadizzle insisted on paying her.  It would have cost sixty dollars just in shipping to have the sail fixed in a proper shop.

Once Trump showed the Republicans how easy it is to lie, and fool the Hoopleheads in North Dakota they all decided to jump in.  So now we have my nemesis Cramer trying to unseat Heidi, and we have another Trump lickspittle trying to fill Cramer's old position.  Give the Hoopleheads a forty dollar tax break to buy beer, and promise them they can carry their gun to church, that is all it takes to win in North Dakota.