The Middle of nowhere is comforting

Back in the middle of nowhere things are calm and the insane hustle of the east coast is behind us.  Thunderstorms in Minneapolis made a mess of airline service.  Lightening was the main culprit.  Every time lightening strikes withing three miles of the airport there is a ten minute time out.  Everyone has to run inside for ten minutes.  This makes getting planes in and out a gamble.  The landing in Minneapolis was spectacular.  The first try was a complete miss and the plane had to do a go around.  On the second try the plane hit hard on both the back wheels then jumped about thirty feet in the air can came down for a fast landing.  Mrs Kadizzle commented to the pilots about the landing saying " I suppose you guys are used to that".   "No" they answered.  One wonders how much abuse the plane can take.  A plane full of lumpers including Kadizzle has to be some serious weight.

So back in the world of a slower life the Crazy club will meet today.  Shanika called on the phone yesterday and explained how he wanted a job that paid well and did not involve any work.  So if you know of a job where it is your job just to sign you paycheck call one eight hundred dreaming.

Yesterday pushing Evie up and down the street in Florida Kadizzle noticed a sign on the back of the landscapers truck.  The sign said the company was all for safety and if you had a concern call.  Old Kadizzle the career safety guy noticed the industrial lawnmower was lacking some critical guards to keep the Mexicans that snuck across the border from getting entangled in the drive belts.  Kadizzle called the company and explained the problem.  Later Kadizzle noticed two official guys looking at the mower.  When Kadizzle asked them what they were doing they said they were just taking inventory.  It was obvious they were checking out the complaint.  Kadizzle spoke to them about the problem.  Then as all good safety guys do they sort of said we will fix it when we get around to it, but right now we got grass to cut.  So if  you see a Mexican running toward the border with only one leg, you will no what happened to him.  He will get no health care in our country, and it will teach him a lesson about coming into our country and cutting the grass for the country club.   Now if Trump really wanted to discourage Mexicans he should give them dangerous equipment to work with when they harvest our food and cut our grass.  Once one Mexican goes back and says he picked a watermelon that exploded it will make other Mexicans think twice about trying to give us cheap food and housing at their expense.

Back to reality.  Here Kadizzle sits and the grass needs mowed.  Just waiting for an immigrant to sneak in an cut the grass.