Competing little towns

Here we sit in the little hamlet of Hazen.   Over there about ten miles is Beulah.  The two towns have had a rivalry forever.  Kadizzle went over to the enemies town the other day and visited their new wellness center.  Wow, it is nice.  Beulah did it right.  Kadizzle was overwhelmed by the quality and thoughtfulness that went into it.  For years Hazen has been trying to get off dead center and have such a facility.  Sadly Hazen has succumbed to an acute plague of Republican thinking.  In the old days Hazen had some people with drive.  Now, the city commission is about the absolute worst in history.  A bunch of people with axes to grind now run the city.  Just don't spend any money is the working motto. There used to be some people with drive in Hazen who wanted to improve the town, not any more.  Hazen cannot accomplish some of the simplest things on the planet.  For years Kadizzle has had two Jihads. The sidewalk jihad, and the junked car jihad are perpetual problems.  Yesterday Kadizzle was shocked when he picked up the Guzunhiet Gazette.  Two stories in the Hazen star featured people complaining about junked cars, and sidewalks.  What a nice ray of hope to appear.  Maybe the town has awakened from the sleep of ineptness. 

When Kadizzle made his trip to Beulah it was with Stroupini.  Stroupini comes up with some good ideas.  How can you wake up the Hazen Hoopleheads Kadizzle asked Stroupini.  Make a calendar Stroupini suggested.  What are you talking about?  Stroupini suggested Kadizzle make a Hazen Ca lender.  The calender would feature nice shots of the junked cars parked in peoples yards.  The run down slum abodes, and the sidewalkless areas where people have to walk in the street. Hmm, this might work.  Embarrass the worthless city commissioners who cold not organize a dog fight.  This seed of thought has been floating in the Kadizzle mind.