I am mentally stable and a genius.

I am mentally stable and a genius. Well I am not really sure.  The other day I put on my "Make America Great Again" hat to see what it felt like to be an idiot.  Well last night I did another experiment.  In Payson the other day Kadizzle saved $1.20 buying gas with his shopping points.  Then the experiment started. With the big savings Kadizzle bought a lottery ticket.  That put Kadizzle on schedule to win 570 million dollars last night at 8:49.  Like a Trump voter Kadizzle had to work for several days to figure out how he would adjust to his new bank account prior to winning.  It took up a little time and the whole job of how to spend the money never got done.  It simple a lot could just be given away.  As the clock ticked toward the chosen time the excitement got too much to bear.  8:59 came and the numbers were chosen.  Not a simple number came up that Kadizzle had.  Kadizzle felt like an idiot that just pissed away $2.00.  Two dollars worth of idiotic dreaming.  No problem Kadizzle is winning every day as Trump makes America great.  Just as he promised Trump has boosted the stock market. Trump gave me a dream for free.  All Kadizzle had to do was believe just like he did with the lottery ticket. Trump has a big button, and he is a stable genius.  No more money going to the lottery, but a thank you note going to the Republicans for the free fantasy they provide every day.  Now the Republicans have a better scheme. You don't give your money to the lottery , you just give your tax dollars to the rich.  This works as well as the hat, Kadizzle feels like an idiot.