Thoughts and Prayers.

Yesterday Kadizzle had a flat tire.  Kadizzle had heard about the power of Thoughts and Prayers so he kneeled down beside the tire and prayed. "Oh Lord please heal this tire and put the breath of life back in it".   Nothing happened.  At this point Kadizzle decided to try the Thought system.  Kadizzle thought there was a spare tire on the car.  Sure enough there was.  As Kadizzle kept using the thought system, he realized thinking could get the car going again.  Soon he was realizing as he drove down the road the thoughts worked, but the prayer did not.

So now we have the mass shootings.  Kadizzle again thought he might try some prayers.  Kadizzle prayed every NRA member would get cancer of the bung hole.  " Oh Lord let those who support gun violence be stricken with cancer of the rectum".  Again prayer did not work.   Now Kadizzle tried the thought process.  Kadizzle thought if the NRA were not allowed to buy congressmen gun violence might stop.  Kadizzle thought if our country had reasonable gun laws mass shootings would not happen every day.  Kadizzle thought if we put an RFD device in every gun the gun nuts could not enter churches, schools, and public events with guns.

This time the thinking did not work.  Kadizzled suddenly realized that sometimes a lot of people have to think to get thinking to work. We have tried a lot of people praying, but never given a chance to a lot of people thinking.  So next week some deranged gun nut will try to set a new record shooting people.  Just hope it ain't anyone close to you that gets shot.  A last word of advice, don't waste your time on prayer. Every day Kadizzle prays Donald Trump will get what every evil man deserves.  Lightening does not strike him, he does not turn into a pillar of salt, and meanwhile children do without health care, and the rich get richer.  Only one good explanation God is a Republican or his cell phone needs charged.