The Flumper came by.

Kadizzle will try to protect the anonymity of the flumper.  It is doubtful anyone who reads this will ever encounter the flumper.  Well in the mind of Kadizzle a flumper is a fish out of water.  Everyone has seen a fish laying on a dock or in the bottom of the boat. The fish can't do anything but move in a hopeless fashion.

The flumper who does not believe in pets came by walking a dog.  The dog did not belong to the flumper, but he got assigned to walk the dog.  Speaking to the flumper he said animals were only to be eaten or work for you.  He would never tolerate a dog in his house.  The flumper has no hobbies, no interest in anything and lives the most vanilla life imaginable.  The flumper  has no desire to go anywhere or do anything.  Naturally the flumper is overweight.  When not working he wears those huge shorts that you could put a person in each leg.  Other than eating the flumper does not seem to have any bad habits. He does not watch television or surf the internet.  Whoops, wait, the flumper does have a bad habit.  Snoose,  or in English snuff.  Speaking to the flumper Kadizzle noticed that some of the spit from the snuff was going up his nose and some dripped on his chin. 

If you met the flumper you would think he was born without a personality.  If you did not dig a little you would think he was a misplaced hillbilly.  His language skills are those of a hog farmer, which once he did for his parents. However, Kadizzle did pry out of him that he knew something of quantum physics, and has a degree in electronics.  If the flumper is trying to hide his education he is doing a dam good job of it.

Now a strange aspect of the flumper.   If you encountered him you would think his life style would involve living in a hovel. That is where you would be surprised. The flumper has a penchant for cleaning.  He insist the work place be kept clean and he voluntarily cleans the lunch room, the rest rooms, and any part of his work building he can.

The flumper is a nice guy and is probably liked by most who encounter him, but you could have a better conversation with a post than with the flumper.  Not interested in going anywhere, doing anything, reading anything, or watching anything the flumper leads a strange life of what seems like acute desperation.  Is there a potential Mrs Flumper out there?  Unlikely any but the hard core could get past the snoose.

You would think from all this the flumper would be a night clerk in a hotel or a security guard, but he actually has a decent job.  The world is strange, and trust me it is full of strange people. People who would vote for Roy Moore, or Donald Trump, and then praise Jesus.