Please adopt little Joey

Kadizzle is putting Little Joey up for adoption.  Carrying him up the mountain yesterday was too much for a 68 year old man.  Little Joey is pretty well behaved, except when he is hungry, which is all the time.  Kadizzle has been pregnant with Little Joey ever since he was 35.  Little Joey loves to eat.  He rarely walks by a cookie, or candy.  His favorite meal is every meal.  If one is good two are better.  Joey likes butter on his rolls, syrup on his pancakes, and an extra slice of anything that ends in pie.  Little Joey's math teacher could never get him to understand pie 3.14.   He could understand cherry, apple, and juneberry.  When Kadizzle ran for the legislature way back when Little Joey insisted Kadizzle make it a law that pie could not be served without vanilla ice cream.  Latter today we will drive him to the orphanage around dinner.  If the food is good maybe he will not cry.  Please help.  Send food that will keep to the Little Joey fund.