Sunday, November 05, 2017

Mexican Gwuample

What in the hell is gwuample?  Mrs Kadizzle is an excellent cook. One of her abilities is to mix things together and something good comes out.  Gwuample is like hot dish, only a lot better.  So here Kadizzle sits early in the day with little sister.  The three rats are on the floor chewing on bones, they are Chihuahua rats.  Patty made wonderful Mexican gwaumple last night.  Kadizzle is fat as ever and the gwaumple did not help the cause.

Uncle Ned is wandering around in his suspender pants. The plan is Ned and Kadizzle will buzz up on the Rim and check out an Indian site.  Ned is  the local site steward that takes care of the ancient sites.  The ride will be a long one on a little motorcycle, but it will get us some air and eventually some hiking.  Kadizzle is nestled in Cottonwood with his youngest sister.  Kadizzle had six sisters.  One went on to the lord.  Patty is the youngest.

Medium rat is eleven and just jumped up to sit beside me.  Skinny rat that is hyperactive and fat rat which looks like a walking watermelon are on the floor.  The damn rats will start barking and should be shot.  However, Ned and Patty live by taking care of the three rats. 

Yesterday on the way back from the grocery store Patty and his eminence stopped at a yard sail down the street.  Never has there been a yard sale like it.  The old goat who was running it said it took two weeks to haul the junk into his yard.  The junk wrapped around the house.  Hundreds of boxes of more junk were piled everywhere.   Kadizzle asked the goat where he got all the stuff, and he said he had storage units full of more.  A hoarders convention could not have had more crap.  It was like twenty people cleaned out their garage, their basement, attic, and summer home and heaped up the crap.  There were six and ten of everything.  Half full bottles of cleaning supplies could be had for fifty cents.  Old CD music was one dollar a slice.  Need a corkscrew?  There were ten to chose from.   Now the last thing on Earth Kadizzle would by at a yard sale is a pillow, but Patty bought two.  Kadizzle asked if she was going to start a bed bug colony?  She said she would wash them and put on the back porch.  Gasoline would be the best thing to wash a used pillow in.

Well now it is time for the update.  Hope Trump insulted some Asian dignitary on his trip East.  Trump will enjoy going to China and seeing his " Make America Great Hats" get made. 


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