Invasion of the Niggifiddles

 First, what is a Niggifiddle? A Niggifiddle is someone obsessed with cleanliness and orderliness. The same sex couple next door are Niggifiddles. Winky has gradually become a Niggifiddle. A visiting friend is a professional Niggifiddle. 

Here Kadizzle sits while the Niggifiddles discuss spots in the bathrooms sink. Niggifiddles love to talk about cleaning. Orderliness is a major part of the disease, it is a form of OCD.  Winky's mother was a Niggifiddle. Kadizzle would sit down to read with a glass of water. When he got up to go to the bathroom and came back the glass was gone washed and put away. 

The absolute worst thing about the Niggifiddles is imagining dirt. Of course dirt is everywhere, but Niggifiddles have special eyes that allow them to see dirt that is not there. Winky imagined dirt the other night. The Mexicans created endless dirt around our house, and the air was filled with dirt, but the left and the dust went away. Winky imagined that a cloud of dust was hanging around the house suspended in the air. We could not open the windows to enjoy the night air because of the imaginary cloud of dust. 

Dust and dirt are like monsters stalking us. Dust is so sneaky. To a Niggifiddle there is a constant threat. The dust on the deck is driving Winky crazy. She is out there right now with the hose. The Mexicans said we cannot get the new patio wet for several days. Half the deck does not cover the patio, so Winky is out there attacking what she can. The take your shoes off every time you come in drives Kadizzle insane. You have to go in and out of the house all day. All the precautions so dust doesn't win.