Help spread the rumor

This morning Kadizzle contacted one of the complete idiots that is in the North Dakota legislature. The idiocy of the man who is a plumber by trade is absolutely astounding, and should strike fear into any normal person. The plumber said he could have been a scientist, or a general,but chose plumber. So far Kadizzle has talked on the phone to two of these complete dingers. Both of them went to the My Pillow convention in South Dakota. 

Now to the main event. Venting to Dina about this insanity, Dina said she discovered that her pillow was a " My Pillow".  She said she found a microchip in the pillow. You help is needed. Kadizzle wants to play on Dina's idea and spread the rumor that the " My Pillow's " have microchips in them. There is Russian writing on them. When you get the chance, and you know you are talking to a dolt, this is what you say " Did you hear about the woman who found a microchip in her my pillow? Apparently it had Russian writing on it".  Of course if they ask for details use the Republican technique. Say you were told this by a neighbor of the woman.  Add anything you want like the CIA is examining the microchip. The woman was having strange dreams about election fraud. The goal is to see how long it takes to spread a silly story among the Republicans. If anyone can call into Scott Hennen at KFYR and ask " Did you hear about the woman who found a microchip in her My Pillow?" that would be worth 100 Kadizzle bonus points.