Kadizzle just checked the stats. Wow, Russians are tuning in to the blog at a ratio of 2 to 1 Americans. Over one thousand Russian views have now showed up. Can one thousand Russians read and understand poorly written English? Please, please some Russian send me an email and let me know why you would ever want to read this crap. Email dakotaquinn@gmail.com. If you email me I will tell you how to manipulate Trump. I will tell you how to make Kevin Cramer, and John Hoeven dance. I will help you hack the Republicans. You brought us Trump. I want Bernie. Now if you damn Russians will work with me we can get Bernie elected. Just think what it would be like to have a socialist president. OK, even if you don't work with me I still want verification from a Russian. I think a Russian hacker was disguising themself as a person in Dickinson.
Now a survey for you Russians. Tell me what you like on this blog, tell me what you don't like. Tell me about Putin. Tell me what it is like to be a Russian hacker. Does it pay well, do you believe in what you are doing. Now as a bonus if you send me any videos of Trump with a Russian hooker I will will buy you the vodka of your choice. Also if you Russian hackers will agree to hack Kevin Cramer, Hoeven, and Armstrong there could be a mixed drink for you. Surely you drink Moscow mules. Well send me the goods and drink up. If any of you Russians want to come over and meet with me I will give you free food and lodging. It would really be interesting to know how this all works. The best thing is I cannot get in trouble for communicating with you guys. Trump showed even the FBI, and CIA could not touch him. If it looks like I might get in trouble I will just become a Republican. With our new trial system without witnesses this will all be do da. I am to lazy to look up how to say have a good day in Russian, so have a good day and stay tuned to the Kadizzle Blog it is great having you. Boing, Kadizzle just got an idea. This blog make me no money. If Kadizzle monetizes the blog will he get credit for Russian viewers? Are you Russians interested in a youtube video? Could you send me two of those Russian nesting dolls. One I will give to Sylvie, and the other one I will use to demonstrate how Cramer and Hoeven fit into Trump and Armstrong fits into Cramer and Hoeven.
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