Kadizzle went up the mountain yesterday. No tablets found, but there must have been a lot of them. The bushes were not burning, the bushes had already been burnt. The fire last fall burnt up every bush on the mountain. God could not set a bush alight, so Kadizzle got no tablets. We need a new set of tablets. Trump busted up the old set so badly. Lying is OK, a little adultery now and then does not hurt, we have a false idol for president. What would the new tablets suggest.
Thou shalt lie if it is convenient or profitable.
Put no other God before you unless you have a red hat on.
Grabbing and adultery in moderation may help you get elected.
Keep the sabbath holy and use the simple minded fundamentalist as fools.
Honor thy father, he was a racist, and you should be one too.
Thy shall not kill except on Fifth Avenue to prove you can get away with it.
Thy shall not steal anything but elections and then only with the help of another country.
Thy shall not bear false witness, Oh what the hell thy shall have no witnesses.
Don't just covet thy neighbor's wife move on her like Trump explains.
Covet thy neighbor's goods, get thy neighbor in the scheme then go bankrupt.
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