Thursday, October 31, 2019

Talking to the unwashed

Kadizzle has made it a point in his life to converse with people on the bottom of the economic totem pole.  Just this morning Kadizzle spoke for some time with the front desk clerk at this hotel.  These people are getting beat up badly by Republican policies.  Sadly they do not dig into anything deeply. 
They have a very poor understanding of how the government works, where taxes come from and where they go.  The fellow at the dest did not understand that your number of dependents has nothing to do with social security.  These people are vaguely aware of if the sun is shining or not.  These people are easy prey for Rush Limbaugh, Donald Trump, the NRA and on it goes.  You can sell these people magic pillows and erection pills.  The guy at the front desk was smoking one of those vaping devices.  Kadizzle tried to explain to him how bad it was for his health.  He had himself convinced that his vaping device was ok, it was just the ones on the black market that are a problem.  This is a classic case of believing what fits your narrative. 

One common thread you find talking to the service sector is the belief that the poor are the problem.  Republicans have done a good job of convincing the poor that other poor are the enemy.  This is so much like the old days when workers were split up by telling the Irish the Italians were the problem, or maybe it was black people.  One thing we have learned about history is we have learned nothing about history.  The economics of the depression where the rich stole everything is happening once more.

Been upside down before

The sun is out, but we are more or less stuck in Wheatland.  This area has the worst winds in the world.  Ever since the Kadizzles were upside down in Colorado with a truck and camper we have been reluctant to try it again.  Kadizzle just got off the line with the weather service.  The fellow gave us some hope the wind may die down a little around noon.  That means we got to sit here for a couple hours at least.  On previous trips we have seen trucks on their side from the wind gust.

Kadizzle had suggested to Winky that we plug on yesterday to avoid this mess.  Nope, so here we sit.

Hope Honest Omar has got his water problems solved so he can escape North Dakota.   Had a lapse yesterday and ate two big cookies, and so M&Ms.  There should be some organization for people trying to get rid of excess chicken meat around the middle.  Maybe we could have HPA meetings.  Hungry people anonymous.  When you have dunlap disease it is hard to be anonymous.  Dunlap is when your belly done lap over your belt. 

So for entertainment we may have to watch CNN for an hour or two until we get so antsy we take off in the Earth Module and get hit by Earth's version of solar wind.

As possibly mentioned in earlier post Kadizzle has become a big fan of Youtube.  Kadizzle may actually be getting smarter.  One interesting thing Kadizzle learned was all the coal on Earth was formed about the same time.  During a sixty million year period, which is just the blink of an eye, there were no suitable bacteria or whatever to break down lignin.  Lignin was something new invented by trees.  The net result was that when trees feel over they did not rot, they just piled up.  For more information watch the video on youtube.  After the bugs figured out how to rot wood things changed.

Next subject, quantum computing.  Try as he may Kadizzle cannot get his head around quantum computing, however when it becomes practical the world will change dramatically.  Many problems too complicated to be solved by the best computers today will be do da for the quantum computers.  In the future weather predictions will be ten times more accurate.  DNA will be totally unraveled.  Humans will be able to simulate things in nature, and things will change.

Stirring the Redhats

As Kadizzle lay me down to sleep last night in the hotel in Wheatland, Wyoming he pursued the Bismarck Tribune.  Some insulant redhat wrote a letter to the Tribune asserting Kadizzle had no proof Russian money came into North Dakota. So Kadizzle wrote back to the paper as follows:



Neigum alleges I have no basis for asserting Russian money came into the Republican Party in North Dakota. Soviet-born U.S. citizen Lev Parnas donated about $660 to each of the state parties in October 2016, according to the Federal Election Commission website. Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman were arrested in New York as they tried to Alex escape the country for their illegal campaign activities. Mr. Neigum can read about this in multiple newspaper reports. Although Mr Neigum claims to read various news reports somehow he missed the fact that Lev Parnas, and Igor Fruman are entangled with Rudy Giuliani, and have been at multiple Trump events. 

Global Energy Producers, a company created by Parnas and Fruman in 2018, also contributed $325,000 to pro-Trump super political action committee America First Action, according to the Washington Post. The PAC spent more than $565,000 on digital and print advertisements against 2018 North Dakota Senate candidate Heidi Heitkamp, a Democrat, according to the FEC website. Heitkamp, the incumbent, was defeated by now-Sen. Kevin Cramer. If Alex Neigum makes a serious effort to actually find out what is going on he can find news reports that Cramer’s office admitted the money came in. 

As Trump is impeached more information will come forward about the corruption involved in the Republcan Party.  Foriegn meddling in our state and national elections is a problem we all need to be aware of. Alex Neigum does not like my assertion that the people of North Dakota are ill informed.  My best evidence that the people of North Dakota are ill informed is Alex Neigum.



Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Frantic Activity

Winky is moving around like an electron.  Stuff is moving in all directions.  The Earth Module is on the launch pad.  What did we forget?  The shut down is in progress.  Ideally we will blast off shortly.  Who knows how the roads and weather will be as we leave planet Redhat in the north and head to planet guns and Redhats in the south. 

Trump's rottenness is a mystical thing.  Soldiers are honorable brave men until they testify about his lying, then they are rotten, never Trump, traitors.  When Trump takes someone into his mafia organization they are the greatest, the best.  If they leave because they have an ounce of morality, they again are traitors, and spies.

How do the fundamentalist and flag waving patriots juggle all this.  We love God and our military, but we love Trump too.  Sometimes Trump tells us one thing about God and the soldiers then he tells us something different.  We are confused.

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Snowbirds stuck in North Dakota

Both Honest Omar and Kadizzle are stuck in the great North.   Winky has great fear of bad roads and being cold in the Earth Module.  Honest Omar cannot leave until he has pumped all the water out of the neighborhood through his sump pump. 

North Dakota is no place for old people in the winter.  Those who stay have their brains frozen and are incapable of watching anything more complicated than people lying on Fox News.  In the old days Kadizzle used to think only cakes and whimps left in the winter, but now things have changed.  Outside for a short time yesterday Kadizzle's hands got cold.  Put Kadizzle down as a whimp.

Winky just came back here to the engine room.  The engine room has a nice chair, a desk, warm lighting, and even a futon.  Winky said " Why do you come back here?".   This is my safe place where Kadizzle can have peace and quiet with no one questioning him.  Winky may have wanted Kadizzle to stay in the kitchen to keep her company.  So Kadizzle invited Winky to the safe place.  She went back to the kitchen. 

Perhaps Kadizzle will post it here.  Steve Colbert did a nice job making lite of the idiot we have for a president.  Trump is insane beyond comprehension.  Kadizzle just cannot comprehend how the redhats watch him and think he is a stable genius.  Our country has never had a twelve year old for president before.  Lying comes to Trump so easily.  Trump said the bad guy we killed ( actually Trump chased the guy down the tunnel and killed him with his dog Cramer) whimpered and cried.  There is no one who knows where Trump got this information, but it does make a great story.

Monday, October 28, 2019

Good Morning God damn it.

As Kadizzle walked into the library this morning a sour looking old German woman came out the door.  Kadizzle politely said " hello".   The old ragweed walked by like she had been insulted.  Then loudly Kadizzle said " I said hello". 

Well this brings us to our old neighbor Pat up the street.  Pat was a good neighbor and a lot of fun. However, his Irish wit did not always get across to the old Germans.  Pat was going into the post office one day to get his mail.  A crabby old German was coming out.  Pat held the door and said "hello".  The old German with a look on his face like he had a cactus up his exhaust said nothing.  Pat then said " I said hello God Damn It".   Kadizzle's encounter with the sour woman reminded him of his old friend Pat.  Winky and Kadizzle have often quoted Pat with his infamous quote.

Megan in the Kitchen ( a few years back, but just found it on Youtube)

Sunday, October 27, 2019

Kadizzlites

OK Kadizzlites we just got a report from Honest Omar's headquaters.  Omar and his princess of the desert are stuck in the North. Due to wet conditions they are afraid to leave their tent here until they are sure it will stay dry.  However, the camels are packed and Omar has heat in the tent anticipating a leave. The report from Omar's headquarters indicated they are having trouble see all of the post about Sylvie's Story.  This seem to be a strange phenomenon. The story appears fine on all our computers, both apple and regular. If anyone else has this problem let me know. I suspect it is some setting on your computer.  Here is the problem.  If Kadizzle transfers stuff onto the blog service it sometimes gets messed up with the background color, and print size.  Kadizzle could retype the whole thing, but he is just too damn lazy.

The Trump insanity today was disturbing.  Trump is on early morning television acting like a twelve year old that just finished a new video war game.  We killed them, they whimpered away, like dogs.  If you watched his press conference and did not notice a man gripped with mental illness see a doctor right away.  Trump is simply insane.  He bragged that his kill was better than Obama's . 

Now for some good news.  Clay Jenkins wrote a great piece today about the disturbing nature of the Trump presidency.  Of course Jenkins is confused by too much reading and education. If only he would put down the books and newspapers, and tune into KFYR.  There he could hear clear concise reports from Rush and Scott about how the deep state is attacking God man in the White House.  Strangely Trump said this morning how great our intelligence agencies are as long as they are looking for people in the middle east, but they are part of the deep state when they check on Russia in our elections, and also a bunch of losers.

Trump did say one of the dogs was injured in the raid.  The dog will be invited to the White House for the traditional meal of hamburgers, hot dogs, and fried chicken.  Of course they will not call them hot dogs as a matter of being politically correct.  Trump is always sensitive to insulting minorities like dogs.  However, Trump did say the guy he killed died like a dog.  I don't think the  injured dog would be pleased with that.  Apparently it was the dogs who sniffed out the ISIS guy.  Trump better hope the dog cannot smell corruption or collusion. The damn dog will not stop barking around Trump if that is the case.

Sylvie, my amazing writer in the fifth grade

Butterflies
By Sylvie Bodine
It was a cold October day. A chill ran down my spine making my insides jerk and shiver. The leaves on the trees glimmered bright with their radiant color. The deep shades of red,  fluorescent orange, and the bright rays of sunshine in yellow made my eyes pop. Though I was not happy, not one bit. Two days ago, my Great Aunt Bonnie died.It had hit so quick and suddenly that we had to slam hard on the brakes.She was one of the nicest people in the world. She would always give me great gifts and presents, and her kindness was the tenderness the type such  that seemed to last forever, but I guess I was wrong. And before she died, she had given me the most beautiful butterfly garland. It was blue, her favorite color, the wings so dainty, sitting pretty about my bed.
“Time to go,” my mother called down from the kitchen below.  Her voice did not sound like hers. Instead it was drenched, almost spoken through with sadness. We were going to the Botanical Gardens, for their Day of the Dead fest. It was one of the most pretty celebrations, of course it wasn't the real thing, but it was just like it.
When we arrived, we stood in line. It was long, but we made it through. We were supposed to meet up with my moms friend and her daughter and son , but since they won't there we waited in the lobby. We started to meander around. Just then we stopped at a fluorescent colored room were butterflies covered the walls, their eminence in beauty obvious.  I couldn't take my eyes off of them.
“Wow,” my mom said.
Suddenly my eyes were drawn to a sign beside the butterflies. It read, For thousands of years butterflies have been a symbol in Day of the dead. It is said that each butterfly represents a spirit of the dead. Also, their arrival coincides with one of Mexico's most popular holidays, Dia de Los Muertos, Day of the Dead.


  I looked up into my moms glossy eyes filled with sadness and said,” I bet she is flying with all of her other butterfly friends at this moment.” 
She slowly nodded her head up and down, and said,”we can only hope”
A few minutes later,my mom's phone rang out, echoing off of the wall. She looked down at it a text message had been sent.It was from my grandma, who’s brother was married to Bonnie. There on the screen, words appeared. It read, I found this in my garden today, look at how beautiful.  

And on the screen cupped in her wrinkled hands was a beautiful blue butterfly. 

Trump's video game

Sitting here watching Trump brag about getting a terrorist leader.  It is like watching a twelve year old who just finished the best video game he ever played. Trump puts himself in the video.  We killed lots of people.  Our wonderful dog, our talented dog got hurt, no one else did .  Just now Trump explained how his kill was bigger than Obama's.  No adult could watch Trump and not conclude he is a child.  He loves describing the danger, and how the terrorist ran and whimpered.  Intelligence is great, it is the best, but when it investigates Trump it is a waste of time.  The deep state is terrible, but real heroes when they go after Trump's enemies.  Trump is simply mentally ill, how can the redhats miss it?

Friday, October 25, 2019

Shocking Pics Confirm Trump's Use of "Uppers"

Fighting the evil

Yesterday Kadizzle shot out a lot of political BS everywhere.  In the morning a call was made to Cramer's office in DC, then the GOP in ND.  Kadizzle was doing his amature detective work trying to see what could be known about the Russians funneling money into North Dakota.  Of course no answers came from the Republican lap dogs.  Kadizzle had to make a run to Bismarck to have the PSA checked.  Looks like Kadizzle will have to find something new to die from. The prostate cancer is either gone or under control.  On the way to Bismarck Kadizzle about puked listening to Rush Limbaugh.  Frustrated Kadizzle thought he called Moscow's radio station KFYR.   Actually he got KFYR television.  The TV guy called and we talked some politics.  Strangely he had little use for the little rat that spews on KFYR radio and the tactics of hanging up, talking over, or going to commercial.   In Bismarck kadizzle did his usual quiz with the young people about social security.  No young people are aware of the cap on social security that keeps them broke and unable to retire.  Almost forgot, called Verizon, and Midco cable in prep to go south.  Cackled both service employees on the evils of the Republican greed machine.  For the grane finally had a chat with the doctor and his intern about the evil Republicans.  It was refreshing to hear two young intelligent people discuss the fraud. 

Winky has the Earth Module almost packed.  Now we need a window of good weather to escape.  The local eskimos are building igloos in prep for winter.

Here Kadizzle sits at about 5:45 A.M.  had to get up was growing roots in bed.  What will happen in the Trump circus today.  The delusional will probably storm an out house or something.  The cancer of stupidity is eating our country. 

Almost forgot the trip to Best Buy.  In order to waste time Kadizzle stopped into Best Buy to browse.  Simply do not need or want anything Kadizzle finds.  However, got in a political cackle with a clerk.  He seemed like an intelligent young man and we went through the entire gambit .   Patiently the clerk listened and even seemed to listen with interest as Kadizzle gave the spiel about how the Republican fraud works. 

It looks like sunshine may break out today.  Maybe one more leaf pickup, a visit to Bob up the street, and perhaps a ebike ride.  Good morning bird lady if you are reading this.

Thursday, October 24, 2019

Dedicated to Kevin Cramer

Below is a video you might enjoy. Skip the ad and play the song.  Act like nothing is wrong is the motto of the Republican Party.  Kadizzle always sings this song to himself when the excrement hits the fan.

Act Like Nothing's Wrong

Walked into an ambush

Kadizzle dreams in such detail and for so long it is exhausting. The dreams make absolutely no sense. This morning after bringing the body to life Kadizzle navigated the lump towards the kitchen looking for a cup of coffee.  Then the machine gun fire started and Winky lobbed a grenade.  Last night Kadizzle forgot to do the dishes.  It is sometimes the custom for Kadizzle to take a brake between dinner and doing the dishes.  The neighbor gave Kadizzle an ipad they did not want, so Kadizzle got distracted.  The commander, supreme leader, her majesty, I atola you so,  Kim Jung illness,  was not happy. Mean words were flying like bullets bouncy off the walls about what a no good lazy shirker Kadizzle was.

Kadizzle grabbed some coffee and ran to the engine room.  The gunfire seems to have quelled, but the coffee is getting low.  The commander is absorbed in her computer so it might be possible to slink in fill with coffee and run back to the engine room.

Today Kadizzle has to get his PSA checked.  It is like a meeting with the warden when you get told if your hanging has been postponed or not.  It looks like Kadizzle has been pardoned, but who knows. 

Cancer is shooting down people left and right.  Bob just has his prostate surgery and is going through the same thing Kadizzle did eight years ago.   His best friend will have to be hooked to a urine bag via a catheter for a couple weeks.  When Kadizzle went through this he forgot to empty the urine bag before a trip to Bismarck .  You cannot let the urine back up into your kidney.  At a traffic light Kadizzle had to put his leg out the door and let the valve open.  The people in the car behind must have wondered how Kadizzle got water to run from his sock, but it solved the problem.

The Trump insanity rages.  What a stunt. Republicans had to storm the hearing room because Republicans were not privy to what was going on.  Perhaps they forgot Republicans were already in the room and participating in the questioning.  Of course the dingers will miss this crucial aspect of the Fox News style spin.

Wednesday, October 23, 2019

Up in the morning

Recommend you watch the video below.  If the simple dingers would watch it perhaps the world would change for the better.  What if churches practiced what they preached?  Kadizzle offered a local church $200 to watch a video like this.  No they didn't need the money, might upset the Republicans in the audience who elected Trump.

Winky is busy getting ready for blast off of the Earth Module.  So much crap has to be packed into the module.  When you finally land in Arizona there is always something you forgot. 

Will the awakening come. The pile of evidence to impeach Trump is so high it is about to fall over. Ho hum, who cares, there is some good football, and baseball on television.

Another recommendation. The New York Times had an article by a Russian. He was in office representing Russia way back when Nixon was in.  The Russian writes about how Nixon was impeached and Russia was impressed with our democracy.  He says things have changed.  We sit on our ass as the idiots allow Trump to smash what is left of our democracy. The rich have purchased the country and we are the peasants.  We are peasants with warm houses, flat screen TVs, plenty of hooch, and we just plain don't mind if the rich take everything as the roads and schools fall apart.  I got mine, the hell with you. 



Monday, October 21, 2019

Welfare Cheats

Good morning Kadizzlites.  Who are the welfare cheats? An article in the NYT inspires this question.  In Florida they love Trump because he protects them from the welfare cheats.  There is something magic about being stupid.  Think about this:  If you stole something, you would have something.  Republicans always point to the poor as the welfare cheats.  Do the poor have anything? No.  If you were after a bank robber when you caught him you would expect him to have some money.  Who does have the money?  Is it the welfare cheat at the door of Walmart, or the CEO of Walmart who makes $8,000 per hour?  Seems like if the CEO did not take so much grandma the greeter at the door could have a little more.  To put it simply the real welfare cheats are the rich.  Oh, but they trickle on us.  Why doesn't the trickling work?

Kadizzle has given this speech a million times, but here it goes.  The bottom 20% of the population in the United States only gets to burn up 2% of the GDP.   On the other hand the top 10% gets 40%, and of course we all know how the 1% makes out.  So who is the pig? Who is scamming they system.  When you think about it the so called welfare cheat runs on very little gas and gets incredible mileage.

Look at the military budget, and then look at the food stamp budget.  Now a dose of reality.  Most of those so called welfare cheats are working at some sort of job.  The problem is the job does not pay the bus fair to get to work.  The other morning Kadizzle got on the train at 4:30 A.M. with all the welfare cheats going to the airport to work.  A lot of them looked like immigrants. You know those immigrants stealing our jobs at the McDonalds at the airport at 4:30 in the morning.  When Kadizzle got his coffee at McDonalds there they were, not one white person serving coffee.  These people were working their ass off to make the CEO of McDonalds richer.  He gets about 40 million a year, and he did not get up at four in the morning.

But the Republicans sell the idea that the lazy asshole in the White House is a self made man.  Even though his father gave him 8 million to get him started and then a lot more.  Fox news can sell that story to the redhats that had a hard time getting out of high school.  On the list of the 400 richest Americans about half of them inherited the money.  When . you get something for nothing isn't that welfare? Not when daddy set you up for life.   Here in our little town daddy gave Johnny the bank, the grocery store, and the car dealership.  Wait, but they all earned it.  Sure they work hard, but the got one hell of a head start.  Lets talk about inheritance for just a minute.  Lets say your dad won the one hundred yard dash in high school.  Does that mean that you get a ten yard lead when you run the one hundred yard dash?  Yes, it doe, your dad has the right to give you ten yards, after all he got 100 yards when he was in high school.  Any dumb Republican knows that.

Sunday, October 20, 2019

Raining insanity

The Republican insanity is raining down and washing away what brain cells the Hoopleheads have.  Trump decided not to have his G7 meeting at his bed bug infested nest.  Can we really be this stupid?  Kadizzle looked at the the Bismarck Tribune to see what was up.  The locals held a meeting in Beulah to scratch their private parts about coal's demise.  Coal is over, get over it.  If the simple minded dingers would do some homework and replace the coal plants with nuclear we could survive, but the old white goats never learn.

The Trump meltdown is amazing.  Watching the Sunday morning talk shows has actually become fun. No one can explain his insanity.  Two theories prevail.  Is he a clever kniving genius, or a bumbling dolt?  Bumbling dolt is the clear choice. 

So the packing has begun the Earth module is sitting on the starting line.  Good think this simple dinger had the brakes checked on the Earth Module.  They were soaked with grease. 


Saturday, October 19, 2019

Off to the races

This is usually how the morning unfolds.  Tony Bender is the best columnist in North Dakota. In the morning he throws out some bait for the liberals.  A few right wing dingers chime in.  Next thing you know it is a free for all in the battle against the Republicans that are robbing our world of decency.

Yesterday we brought the camper back from it's physical.  Turns out two of the four brakes were soaked with oil.  Maybe Kadizzle put too much grease in the bearings.  Greasy brake pads make it hard to stop. Normally the cheap ass Kadizzle will not spend the money to have things check, but this time it paid off. Now, $700 later we should be safe to take off for Arizona. 

If the damn Democrats would just keep up the momentum to get rid of Trump.  Trump has it down pat, commit crimes so fast the police cannot keep up with the paper work.  The trail of rot Trump has created.  Awarding himself a contract.  The simple minded see nothing wrong with that.  Trump is like a kid trying to find the limit. His cult members just want more coolaid.

Friday, October 18, 2019

Cramer Town Hall Meeting, or North Dakota legislature?

Ever wonder what it is like to go to a Republican meeting? This is the Trump base.

Human Kindness Overflowing

Kadizzle gets addicted to music and cannot quit playing a song until it is firmly planted in his head.  Below is the most recent example.  The phrase " Human kindness overflowing " seems so out of place, but we can all hope it happens. 

Song writers that pull off the words and the music are amazing. Here we go, it must be Friday, a week has slipped by.  In the bathroom naked Kadizzle put his massive body on the scale. Praise be unto Jesus the gravity let up overnight and the lump went down more than predicted.  Yesterday we went pheasant hunting. Too much crop in the field the birds won and we came home empty handed.

Kadizzle knows some people get pissed with the political crap on here, but it is just too amazing to resist.  The new mantra is " If Trump did it, it is legal".  Kadizzle has never lived under a mafia boss, or a king before.  The blatant lying, and free admission of criminality is incomprehensible. People who actually have blood circulating to their brain are stunned by the level of crookedness Trump has achieved. It has been a blitzkrieg of lies, and theft.  It is like the police chasing a thief that is robbing people as he is being chased.

We have accepted school shootings as normal, conflict of interest as non existent, and mental illness as a qualification for president.

If some human kindness doesn't rail soon it will be hopeless

Subject switch.  Kadizzle has cultivated another addiction. Youtube has drawn this man in.  This morning already Kadizzle watched a video about German building techniques.  They are light years ahead of us.  In our country we build homes from toothpicks and expect the to last a week or two before the weather destroys them.  In Germany they build for centuries with energy efficiency.  The German use stone where we use paper mache.

Bette Midler - I Think It's Going To Rain Today

Thursday, October 17, 2019

The spring came out.

As a kid Kadizzle used to take things apart. It was a learning experience.  More than once taking a clock apart the spring would come loose and fly apart as it unwound. Yesterday it seemed like our government came unwound.  Trump was clearly off the rails.  Anyone who actually pays attention to what the deranged man says knows that Trump has lost it.  A side note.  One of his fellow psychopaths, Kelly Armstrong, from North Dakota condemned his nonsense.  Of course this is something his puppy Kevin Cramer will never do.

The Earth Module is over in Beulah.  The mechanics are going through the undercarriage.  The idea is to make it safely to Arizona.  The new normal is $100 an hour to have anything worked on.  It used to be only doctors and dentist could rip you off like that. Kadizzle could do the work himself, but we have too many things to do before blast off and Jasper Littlebottom thinks Kadizzle is a dolt.


Wednesday, October 16, 2019

The Flumpers

What is a flumper?  Have you ever seen a fish out of water laying on the ground flopping around? That is what you would see if you could get in the brain of a flumper.  Flumpers go through life moved by the current.  They don't swim, the current just pushes them along.  In Hazen the flumpers meet for coffee and the direction of the mental process is what every the dumbest person in the group can get the other flumpers to believe.  Flumpers brought us Trump.  Flumpers have no goal in life.  Most of their time is spent thinking about going outside and smoking a weed.  A flumpers mind is numb, but often the flumper numb their mind more with drugs.  The flumpers don't read or listen to anything intelligent. Flumpers often live in squalid conditions, because flumpers just don't care.  If they get enough energy they do breed.  This is bad news, more flumpers.  Flumpers are easily confused. That is why Trump loves them, and the flumpers love guns.  The flumpers are afraid someone is after them or their goods.  Who would want to rob a flumper? Often flumpers can be found in the basement of their mothers home. You might see a flumper on the couch or in bed at ten A.M.  The number of flumper has become more evident in our country.  Some flumpers actually work. Who does the menial jobs in this country? More than likely it is a flumper trying to get the money for a tattoo, more cigarettes, and a flat screen TV.  You can actually produce flumpers.  Deprive the poor of education, health care, and make sure the parents cannot make a good living.  You will help the Republicans produce flumper if you don't embrace a fair tax system.

Ed Reported in

Well, Ed checked in on email. Great to hear from him.  If there is ever a loyal reader award Ed will have no problem getting it. Ed is down near the border keeping an eye on what Trump is up to.  Ed is probably the longest and oldest friend we have met in our travels.  It all started when Jasper Littlebottom asked to look at Ed's Casita camper.  For many years we would catch up with Ed at some campsite and usually there was a Mexican Train game.

Today we may put the fifth wheel hitch on the truck.  This is like the leaves falling. It is an indication the season is going to change.  Watched the debates last night and it seems the worst democrat is one hundred times better than the best Republican.  At last the democrats have taken on the greed of the Republicans head on.

Here in the little hamlet of Hazen the junk war goes on.  The deplorables moved one of the four boats out of the junk collection.  That means they now have only four junked pick up trucks, one junked car,  and a couple trailers left.  The city of Hazen claims they are doing something about industrial strength rodents, but it is hard to notice a difference.

Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Giechenhiemer caught on film by Megan in Paris

When Megan was a little girl we used to curl up in bed and Kadizzle would tell Megan a Giechenhiemer story.  The story always began with Giech coming down the street saying" Get your pots and pans, get your clocks without any hands".  Megan went to Paris recently on business and saw Giechenhiemer on the street. She took this wonderful picture.  Click on the picture to enlarge it.

Kadizzle was just in Denver with Sylvie.  Sylvie has turned out to be a writing genius.  Kadizzle had a plan.  Kadizzle sat down with the laptop and typed the first paragraph of a Giechenhiemer story.  Then Sylvie had to invent the next paragraph.  The story writing went on for some time and it occupied Sylvie very well.  No doubt Megan will be telling Giechenhiemer stories to Evie and her new baby.  This will become an important part of family tradition.

Good Morning

Ed Trautwein if you are reading this let us know how you are doing.  Kadizzle was in laying in bed wondering where old Ed is and how he is doing.  Ed invented the word Kadizzle.  This happened when we were playing a domino game called Mexican Train.

Here we go another day.  Time to rake leaves. Kadizzle is fighting the equator and the chicken meat refuses to come off.  The gravity in Hazen is bad.  Made it until three in the afternoon yesterday, but then the assault on the belly was lost.  Little Joey begged for carbohydrates and won some almonds.  Then Little Joey ate half a bag of croutons. 

Jasper Little bottom is getting in the get going mode.  At the end of the month we head toward Arizona.  This means we have to get the Earth module ready.  Big decision is if Kadizzle should take the Yamaha or simply rely on the ebike.  God bless America the ebike company finally sent a new battery charger.  It was another one of those battles to get them to live up to the warranty.  If you get in a dispute with a company you have to be relentless.

Our illustrious lickspittle was on CNN doing the Republican talking points.  The stooge that represents North Dakota, Kevin Cramer could not answer a question if his life depended on it.  Most of his answers were " God chose Trump, so if Trump did it, it must be right".   Just plain sickening to see that man dance on the end of Trump's strings.  However, the Hoopleheads love it. 

Now to another worthless right wing wag.  Rob Port blames guns in the school on the ACLU.  Wow, Port apparently never heard of the NRA.  Port spins for the Republicans.  If you ever need a spinner for a gyroscope Port is your man.

Sunday, October 13, 2019

Crowded Airport Sunday Morning

Not able to sleep headed on out to the airport.  At five A.M. the place has lines for security, coffee, and it is just like the middle of the day.  On facebook took on the red necks with Trump stuff.  Amazing that the redhats are up in the middle of the night.  Fun to hear from those getting stomped on by Trump and loving it.  The New York Times has just run a couple articles about income inequality.  The redhats will never be able to retire because of what Trump has done, yet they cannot see past Fox News.  Sad to see the slaves supporting slavery, but the bible says the simple minded will always be with us and you can sell them anything.  Sorry, that is the Republican Bible.

Awakened in a movie.

The clock says it is about two A.M. in the morning.  Kadizzle awoke and Trump is still president.  Just viewed Chuck Todd.  Trump is insane no ifs ands or buts. Is this world real? Are we really in a world that is this bizarre? What grabs Kadizzle are the people Kadizzle knows who still think the idiot represents some kind of path to a better world.  We now accept the man's rants as normal behavior for our president.  The lying, the constant lying just goes right by.  People wander around in a fog.  This man is dangerous. He could not make a decision if he had to in a real crises situation.  This man gets his ideas by watching Fox News.  The way we have accepted and man his antics normal scares the bejesus out of me. 

In the morning my pile of brain cells will fly to North Dakota, a state chocked full of idiots that ignore the reality.  In the doctors waiting rooms in North Dakota the cult TV will blair Fox News on the screen.  KFYR radio will sell magic pillows and the redhats will call in to nod in agreement with the deranged Scott Hennen as he repeats Trump's latest lies. Kadizzle sat in a room full of fifth graders that had more common sense and decency than Trump.  Trump is destroying the world our children have to live in.  Kadizzle is not going to sit here with a cork up his bunghole while Trump tears down Sylvie's future.  Who ever thought with peer pressure smoking could be eliminated in so many places. This is what needs to be done with Fox News and the other propaganda of the Republicans. It needs to be treated like second hand smoke.  An old friend was sitting in the emergency room concerned about a person being treated.  A minister started giving him the Jesus jazz unsolicited.  Don told the volunteer preacher " Could you take that outside, I find it just as offensive as second hand smoke".  That is going to be my response when I go anywhere and hear the Trump stations spewing his propaganda. If you tolerate it you condone it.

Saturday, October 12, 2019

Russian Money

When you think the Trump gang cannot get any more bizarre, you find out they can.  Now it turns out Russian money made it's way into the Republican Party in North Dakota.  It would seem to be a big deal, but the Trump cult just did not notice.  Imagine if you had a thermometer that measured idiocy.  You look out the window and see the idiocy is way worse than you ever thought.  Trump lied to a crowd of 20,000 idiots in Minneapolis.  Idiots are kind of like aluminum.  You might think aluminum is scarce, but it is everywhere.  The problem with aluminum is concentrating it.  Idiots are everywhere and Trump knows how to concentrate them.  It is so simple, lie to them, scare them, make them false promises. 


Friday, October 11, 2019

Strange answers to the psychopath test | Jon Ronson (pretty damn good)

Afternoon Report

Made the second round to stores today.  Brokedown and bought some vitamin D.   Campaigned hard against Trump and his gang.  Generally got real good response.  Found a few who say they don't vote. After an explanation of Republican oppression they agree to vote.

Now this is distressing.  At Sam's Club, which Kadizzle really doesn't like, you see so many people who are busted flat, and don't have a penny saved.   What are they buying?, bottled water.  If you are broke do you buy four cases of water which you can get for free?  Looking at the shopping carts of the people is distressing. The worst food, packaged in the worst way, and designed to kill.  Someone needs to give these people a talk.  Now bottled water could make sense under some circumstances. It is handy in the desert, and perhaps on a plane, but walking out of the store there was a family who had broken into their newly purchased stash of bottled water.  There they sat eating pizza and drinking bottled water.  Ten feet away they could have had free water out of the dispenser.  Most of the bottled water in this country comes from municipal water.  Nestle merely runs it through a reverse osmosis, and rips off the poor.  If you want to see what is wrong with our economy just sit and watch what people buy.  It is a wonder they can never get ahead. 

This brings Kadizzle to the orange bucket.  Over at Home Depot you can buy an orange plastic bucket for five bucks or some other number. This is the same bucket you can get just about anywhere for free if you look.  Contractors throw them out by the dozen.  The same is true for some damn nice five gallon water containers.  As you all know Kadizzle is cheap.  Shoot me if I ever pay for something I can easily get for free.  Certain products are sold in very nice reusable containers.  A couple examples are citrus cleaning agent, and chlorine.  The chlorine used to purify pool water, or drinking water is often sold in a container you would pay 15 dollars for.  Some pressure washers use a citrus cleaner that is made from oranges.  You can get nice containers that had ammonia in them.  All these products can be rinsed out with water and the container is safe and clean. Kadizzle called the company that makes the citrus cleaner and they told him no problem.  We are a country of wasteful idiots.  Kadizzle might write a manual called cheap tricks.  People with good incomes do not need to scrimp, but the poor sure do.  Strangely it is often the rich that are careful with money.  That is how they got that way.  Unless of course daddy dropped a bundle on them.  That is a whole different story.

Not Much excitment

Kadizzle in Denver has not found too much excitement.  The best part of the trip is seeing Sylvie.  Entertainment so far has been checking out all the stores.  Just got back from Home Depot.  Same old you know what.  Did Sam's, Walmart, Target, Bass Pro, and now there are no big stores nearby left. Clothing stores and shoe stores abound, blaa.  Might have to go to the mini mall.  The blandness of American cities is disappointing.  Same stuff everywhere. New York is interesting because of one store that will have such an incredible selection of some specialty.  Downtown Denver at least around Union Station seems pretty bland.  Now if  you are into beer or eating your journey would never end.

How about a mental trip back to North Dakota.  It seems the Republicans in North Dakota took money from the two criminals associated with Rudy, Trumps henchman.  It would be neat to know just how Russian money got into North Dakota.  Of course my old buddy Kevin Cramer is in the Trump mess up to his bunghole.

Fran made some wonderful stew last night. Sylvie was taught to make biscuits by Erin.  The meal was great, but about three A.M. the fire belly hit.  It took a couple Tums to put the fire out, but it could have been the wine, not the stew.


Thursday, October 10, 2019

We built the igloo

My Sylvie

Proud Grandpa

OK, grandpa is going to tell you how great Sylvie is, so you may want to just quit right now.  Kadizzle has an amazing grand daughter.  She keeps doing well at so many things.  Yesterday Kadizzle sat in on her climate action program.  Her school is amazing with better teachers than Kadizzle had in college.  Hazen teachers would never dream of being so pro-active and they would certainly not have the courage to speak up for the United Nations efforts to improve the world.

While the after school session was going on one of Sylvie's other teachers gave her a note asking if they could use her story in a display.  Sylvie wrote a story about her aunt dying and the teacher wanted to use the story as part of the Day of the Dead cultural display.  The teacher was very complimentary about the story.  Her mom and Kadizzle read the story when we got home.  Her writing ability for a fifth grader blew grandpa off his rocking chair.  With daughter Erin, Kadizzle read a few more of Sylvie's stories.  She has an amazing talent.

Sylvie's art abilities are also advanced.  Her drawing was chosen for the back cover of the year book. She sings, and also is a very good athlete.  Sylvie is an only child and grandpa will have to admit attention has been showered on her, but it has not spoiled her.  As one of nine children grandpa cannot believe the luxuriant life Sylvie lives. 

Sylvie is currently enthralled with acting and singing.  She has the lead in another play and a big part in the school play.  Grandpa told her to give the other kids a chance.  This brings us to teachers. Her teachers have been amazing.  They should be paid like doctors and lawyers, not janitors.  What is wrong with this country that we refuse to recognize the job teachers do? Sylvie has thrived because of excellent dedicated teachers.  Why not pay them?  Instead we worship athletes, and pay truck drivers more.  Insane.

Wednesday, October 09, 2019

Remarkable Transition.

Sylvie just left for school.  To the amazement of Kadizzle, Sylvie now watches home remodeling shows instead of cartoons.  Grandpa always told Sylvie cartoons would turn her brain to mush. It does seem strange to see a fifth grader watching shows about flipping houses. Grandpa suggested she flip dog houses as a start.  Now for the real clincher.  Sylvie has got into organizing her room and making it very nice.  Grandpa just went upstairs to see how bad the gravity is in Denver.  On the scale it turned  out the gravity is about the same as in Hazen.  Basically this is good news considering all the carbohydrates Kadizzle let go in the intake.  Now back to the organizing.  If you went upstairs in this house and looked at the bedrooms you would think it was teenagers occupying the adult bedroom.  It looks like a tornado hit.  The plan for today is to take the light rail downtown and wander around.  The weather in Denver will be nice today, but go to hell shortly.  Sylvie is having a class session on climate change.  Back in Hazen there is no way in hell climate change would be talked about among fifth graders, we burn coal and it is what we will do until we die.

City Insanity

Going from the little village of Hazen to Denver is a transition.  Every time Kadizzle visits the urban wasteland what always strikes him as insanity are the sheer number of cars.  On the train from the airport the train passed an area with acres and acres of cars.  Once upon a time Kadizzle did a calculation about how much space all the cars in the country take up.  It turned out we could cover Rhode Island with cars.  At any given moment how many people are sitting in a car?  Our obsession with cars is simply insane.  Let's say a typical person weights 200lbs.  A typical car might weigh 6,000 pounds. Considering the fact that so many people drive trucks this is easily true.  Now think about this. Often I ride my electric bike at the same speed traffic moves in the city.  The bike weighs about fifty pounds.  The bike is moving my 200lbs plus at the same speed the 6,000 lb car is moving Willy.   So it turns out that most of the gasoline in the car is moving the car not willy.  It is an incredibly inefficient and stupid way to move people, yet cars are worse than weeds.  Our country is based on unlimited energy and unlimited waste.

Tuesday, October 08, 2019

Up very early

About 4:30 A.M Kadizzle took Winky to the airport.  Now sitting here in Dina's basement.  Dina has made the basement into an air B&B.  She did a nice job of it. Kadizzle will head out to Denver about noon.  Kadizzle had a drink with a friend who happens to be of the gay persuasion.  Gay life in North Dakota must be a bit odd.  This particular friend was involved or knew people trying to establish a gay community in a strange place.  An old abandoned town exist along the Missouri River.  For several years people of a similar mind bought up the old lots that had been plotted in the town.  For awhile it looked like the venture might be successful, but my friend tells me things have fallen apart.  The little settlement did get rural water which should have made a huge difference.

Being gay certainly has it's challenges, but Kadizzle got to thinking about some of the advantages.  You get to keep all your money, no cost for children, or a wife to support.  Someone will not like that statement.  You don't really support a wife, your wife supports you.  Anyway one might assume in a gay relationship each person has a job and contributes earned money to the game.  This would mostly be the case with men.  Discussing this with Winky her dander got up a little when she said gay couples have the cost of children.  Sometimes this is the case, but seems relatively rare.  Of course a person could have children then join the different life style.  Then you would still have to take care of your children.  At any rate the point is there is some freedom to not being in a traditional relationship.

This brings us to children.  Kadizzle loves his offspring, and hopes when he starts into the final phase of evaporating they will comfort him.  With the pearly gates getting closer it is comforting to think there will be people willing to care for you.  Who knows?   On the other hand if you never had children getting someone committed to your welfare may not be too easy.  Kadizzle knows an older woman who is slowly getting in a bind where she will have to rely on good friends to cross the finish line.  In this regard Kadizzle is mighty happy he has an extended family. 

So it will be fun to see number one grand daughter.  She is a ball of fire when it comes to energy.  This must have come from Winky who is the most energetic old lady one could imagine.  Sadly Kadizzle is like a dead battery that barely lights a bulb.

Well with time on my hand to waste another topic.  Kadizzle just watched an interesting video on modular nuclear power plants.  These power plants which could be built in a factory are extremely safe, and could be the answer to our climate and energy problems.  The big obstacle is the Hoopleheads. Convincing the Hooples that nuclear energy could be safe is like trying to get them to quit Fox News. s
There are certainly people who do not want nuclear to compete with coal, oil, and so on.  If you get bored look into this. 

Monday, October 07, 2019

Strange addiction

What do people do?  Kadizzle has become addicted to watching the daily life of other people.  Too much time has been spent on river boats pushing barges up and down the Ohio, Mississippi, and elsewhere. Youtube can take you into the life or should I say jobs of other people.  What is the daily routine of someone else? Someone is out there making a video of rabbit hunting or adding solar power to your outhouse.  Youtube has set it up so you can make money with nonsense.  Actually Kadizzle could put adds on this nonsense and probably earn enough to get a diet coke every two years. 

Maybe you can hear it in the background. That is Karunesh chanting some music from India.  If you like sleeping it is some good music to put you to sleep.  Colors of the East is the name of the Album. Give it a try, you make like it, or hate it.

Today the journey to Denver starts.  Kadizzle will visit the snoochel.  Sylvie's acting career is in full bloom. Last night she sang the whole theme song from Frozen over the phone.  Most of the mice left the room.  The speaker on he phone does not do justice to her voice.

Kadizzle will be forced to entertain himself while Erin is at work, Fran works, and Sylvie is at school.  The plan is to go to downtown Denver and wander around.  It will be difficult to stay away from food.  Kadizzle has been trying to lessen the threat from gravity wave.  Perhaps ten pounds has dropped off this hulk somewhere.  Little sister said one dieting should identify with a starving person in a poor country.  Sleeping is more difficult when you don't go to bed half drunk and hungry.  Have not had any hooch for weeks.  One strange thing about cutting off the food supply is arthritis.  Kadizzle notices far less pain in the one finger joint that is no longer getting an adequate supply of food.  Maybe there is a link between lard and pain.  Might be the imagination, but the back seems better too.  Once you unload the truck it should take some of the squeak away from the springs.

Trump fatigue.  Trump has worn everyone down to a frazzle.  Trump is like the weeds in your garden.  You think you made some progress cleaning up the mess and come back the next day to find nothing has really changed.  Kadizzle gets depressed when he finds one more person he thought was curable buying the Trump insanity.  It is a cult.  Logic, reality, and vision do not affect cults.  If leader says it you accept it as truth, even though three minutes ago leader told you it was just the opposite.  Cult members totally relinquish their brains to the leader.  It is such a relief to free yourself from thinking.  Religion invented the idea.  Kadizzle uses it all the time.  Mrs Kadizzle will ask old Kadizzle will you clean the garage today?  Simple answer " What ever Jesus wills".  See how nice that works.  Kadizzle has no responsibility, if the garage doesn't get cleaned it was Jesus fault.  Try it. Anything you don't want to waste time thinking about just turn over to Jesus.  Maybe someone just got hit by a train, and you were a little sad, just remember that is what Jesus wanted, so it aint that big a deal.  It was just to show you what Jesus could do to you if you don't donate a little more to the basket at church.  Jesus does some strange stuff.  He sent us Trump.  Ask any simple minded evangelical.  You know when the world gets blown to hell in the Middleast it is all part of Gods plan and we get to go to heaven where there are casinos that let you win most of the time.  So turn your life over to Jesus.  If you feel like sending Kadizzle $20 go ahead, you never know it might be Jesus will.

Sunday, October 06, 2019

Killing a fly with a laser fly swatter

Hope Jasper doesn't read this because she was right.  Kadizzle spent a lot of time doing a job the complicated way that could have been done easily straight forward, but what fun is that?  Winky wanted to get some bushes out of the side yard.  Kadizzle had a brain storm that blew out most of his brains. Why not use hydraulic jacks to just pull the bushes out.   Seems simple, but no way.  After jacking and moving steel, and blocks for an hour or two we finally just took an axe and chopped the damned things out of the ground. 

It is coffee time and Winky has some video playing about our lying president.  Trump is so crooked it is amazing.  Trump has taken the approach to his impeachment to lie at an unprecedented rate. Trump's cult members are so dazed and confused, and it works so well for him.  As long as the cult members heads spin they cannot think logically.  Trump tells so many different versions of his theft that the followers just cannot keep up.

If you want to give someone a one question IQ test it is simple.  Ask them " Did you vote for Trump, and would you do it again?".   A yes means you are talking to a brick wall.  Trumpites and Fundies are two groups that are immune to logic.

Saturday, October 05, 2019

The Rain never stops

Rain, rain, rain.  An ark just went by the window.  Never have we had such constant rain in this little kingdom.  If the ground freezes senseless, like it will, spring could see some serious flooding. With the ground frozen a sudden thaw with lots of snow will be a disaster.  The dingers don't see anything wrong.  The southern dingers are in water up to their bungholes and they are beginning to think maybe there is something to this climate jazz.  This brings us to simple minded people.  The New York Times has an article about a little town where paying the librarian a decent salary became a good issue. Everyone in Littleville thought 13 dollars per hour was enough for anyone with a Masters degree.  The dingers are so confused by Trump, and the world in general.  Throw in Jesus and you have a real mess.  Since Jesus chose Trump it has really become confusing.

The Kadizzles are about to go stir crazy.  Next week we will buzz out of here. Kadizzle got a round trip ticket to Denver for 62 dollars.  That is cheaper than we can drive to Bismarck.  However, Frontier will not let you take anything on the plane except a toothbrush and two pieces of toilet paper.  Now you are required to bring your own toilet paper on the plane. 

Jasper Little bottom just marched in the room.  Jasper is getting more political.  This week to the surprise of Kadizzle, Jasper got a bee in her bonnet about a raffle in town.  She noticed at the liquor store they were raffling off an assault rifle.  It turned out the American Legion was behind the money raiser.  Jasper tracked down the offenders and found out it was the brain child of some gun nut in Beulah.  She called him and he basically told her to shove it.  Strangely the owners of the liquor store were unaware they were involved.  The sister of the owner was at Las Vegas when they were mowing people down in that mass shooting.  The owners agreed with Jasper it would not be a good idea to supply some nut with an assault rifle.

If Trump has shown us nothing else he has certainly made it clear how dumb we are. If the rat is not impeached we are doomed.  We have accepted the slide into a third world country.  A few people at the top own and run the country.  The rest of us are just peasants.

Friday, October 04, 2019

The biggest waste in the world

Nothing waste more money than churches.  Huge buildings that sit idle all week and get used for a couple hours on Sunday. What insanity.   Something interesting happened here in the little hamlet of Hazen.  The fundies went broke.  Once the fundamentlist had a church on Main Street.  Then they got the notion to move the church building to the west of town. Apparently Jesus was not too enthralled with the fundies and they were just not bringing in a crowd.  The fundies ended up with a fairly nice church, but no business.  How did this turn out good?  Now the church in it's entirety has been turned into a wonderful day care center for the little knuckleheads.  You know the crumb grinders.  Now a building that was once used to fill children's heads with nonsense on Sunday is being used every day of the week to teach them real life skills.  How many churches are still sitting idle, useless all week? How many churches are eating up gas and electricity doing nothing.  Why not convert these archaic buildings to something useful like day care centers for little kids, or gathering places for the homeless. You name it, what a waste of bricks to use once a week, when the whole structure could be used for clinics, schools, and on it goes.  In Hazen we have no place to exercise like a YMCA or a fitness center, but we have invested in idle buildings.  If we need churches, why not share.  Why not have one church. The Baptist can send their email to got at eight, the Lutherans at nine, and the Catholics at ten.  Rotate.  Does God really want songs, and the same old BS or would God like to see some little children taken care of during the day while their moms struggle under Republican oppression?

Thursday, October 03, 2019

Jesus popped out of the toaster. Hope the Democrats burn the toast.


Journey Through the Past (A good fall song to start the day)

Mental illness

Watching Trump embarrass our country in front of the president of Finland yesterday Kadizzle kept thinking how clear it is Trump is mentally ill.  Trump is out of touch with reality.  How can anyone watch Trump in action and not conclude he has a serious mental problem? Yet the delusional notice nothing unusual about his constant lying, talking like he is king, and telling stories fabricated from nothing.  Trump has the mind of a disturbed sixth grader.  Republicans just do not notice.

As a child Kadizzle thought things would become clear as he aged.  Kadizzle thought adult behavior would make sense as one got older.  Nope, so called adults are just big kids.  Who else could buy into the Trump game?

Dazed and confused is the only explanation for Republican behavior.  Don't let your eyes and ears fool you.  When your base for reality is the Bible and Fox News you are as Trump would say in deep shit. 

On the news last night they had a bubba farmer down south somewhere.  The guy said there might be something to this climate change thing as he walked through his corn crop burnt to a crisp by drought.  That is the way a Republican mind works.  As you go broke you begin to wonder how trickle down works. 

How many Kadizzle readers did their homework?  Your homework is to read the New York Times every day.  Today there is an article about families struggling to make it.  The article goes into what is middle class.  Read it.  Now, keep in mind anything that resembles reality is fake news, or maybe you did not hear there is no fake news anymore.  Trump has declared fake news is now " corrupt news".  If you are reading something that does not follow the Fox Party line you need to understand it is corrupt news.

No doubt there is corrupt science, and math.  Kadizzle has been trying to lose weight only to discover he has a corrupt scale.  The scale continually reports fake news.  No doubt Obama and Hillary have rigged the scale.  They get into everything. 

Winky came roaring into the bedroom last night with  a rant about the liquor store raffling off an AK 15 or some other mass murder gun.  Why not go to the  liquor store win a gun get a fifth and shoot the first person that pisses you off?  Everyone wants a mass murder weapon. 

Wednesday, October 02, 2019

Are there two universes?

Jasper Littlebottom is enthralled with the Rachel Madow show.  Rachel is shooting up the Trump gang at an unprecedented pace. Hold it, stop everything.  Kadizzle told Jasper to switch over to Fox.  She did not.  On Fox News it is a whole different world.  Trump is being attacked in a coup.  Saint Trumpus sent by God is under a massive attack by Democrats.  Two worlds.  Who lives in these worlds.  Well we know what world the Hoopleheads live in.  So today we get to go out on the street with zombies,  the Hoopleheads.  They wander around dazed.  The Hoopleheads go to church and worship the Jesus who appointed the Trumpus.  Imagine a cult where God has sent you Trump.

Littlebottom just burst into Kadizzle headquarters in the back room with sparks of conspiracy shooting from her head.  Littlebottom is lecturing Kadizzle about how Russia is manipulating Trump.

Russia found a gold mine.  Russia has discovered a thick vein of stupidity in our country.  We have a supply of idiots that can be turned into Russian gold.  Why build bombs and missiles when you have the Hoopleheads.  Better yet you have Trump, Fox News, and the Republican party.  Just dangle money in front of them and watch them dance the Russian dance.  Republicans have brought our country to a standstill and the Russians jump with joy.  It is better than a Walmart bargain for Putin.  For pennies Putin has put our government in chaos.  The Russians have destroyed reality in our country. 

This is like unleashing a plague of stupidity.  Capitalism thrives on greed.  Greed is the gasoline that fuels the fire in this country. 

Tuesday, October 01, 2019

Danger, Repeat

Kadizzle just got off the phone with the clerk he used to pay his toll on the toll road near Denver.  At the end of the conversation Kadizzle asked the nice young lady to help rid the country of Trump. Kadizzle asked her to tell her friends about the menace and get them to vote. She laughed and agreed. How many opportunities do you waste every day when someone ask you " Is there anything else I can do to help?".  Yes, you should answer and then ask them to vote the rate from office, and ask their friends to do the same thing.  Young people will be the make or break this election. What do you have to lose.  Ah I would be too embarrassed.  Are you ever going to speak to the person on the other end of the phone or see them again.  If they agree with you what is the problem? Kadizzle has found that about 95% of these people agree and signal they agree.  At the liquor store Kadizzle had a nice conversation with the young woman.  She knew the boss could not hear and agreed about the Trump menace.  Always remember the shy people in Germany who advocated Hitler by doing nothing.  Like Gerry said his morning.  If you didn't vote, you did.  If you have a chance to kill a rat with rabies, and you don't, then you helped the rat kill someones child.  That makes you a rat as well.

Willfully ignorant

Once upon a time Kadizzle though about how he could get a Red Hat to read something intelligent.  This Red Hat was once mayor of Hazen, and Kadizzle had worked with the man.  Ah ha, Kadizzle thought.  I can offer Mr. Trump sucker $50 if he reads an article from the New York Times that might penetrate his concrete skull. So Kadizzle told Trumps little buddy " If you read this article and underline anything you disagree with I will donate $50 to your church".   Kadizzle thought if Jesus was brought into the game the Trumpite would have to go along.  Nope, the Trumpite said the article was from the New York Times and was worthless. 

This is the way the mind of idiots work.  Once you believe something insane make sure you never read anything that might contradict Fox News.

This must be Tuesday and the gravity let up overnight.  Kadizzle got on the machine that weighs the meat in the bathroom and hit a new low.  There is less of Kadizzle.  A lot of people wish he would completely disappear.  Headed that direction.