The virtues of an outhouse

Just fired the cannon down at the outhouse.  Although our camper has a nice bathroom Winky and Kadizzle prefer a nice morning walk to our own exclusive outhouse.  It is a nice structure with his and her facilities. Kadizzle likes the fact that you can read the New Yorker with the door open and the sun shining in.  The fresh air and the glorious scenery on the fifty yard walk is invigorating.  With the government shut down we have the entire camp area to ourselves.   Technically we are now welfare cheats.  We get to use all the nice government facilities, but they will not let us do our volunteer work clearing the trains in the mountains around here.