Santa Brings Trump a gift

Trump was sitting in the Oval Office thinking of something dastardly to do to the American people when he heard a noise over by the fireplace in the office which had been decorated for Christmas.  It was a thud.  There was Santa laying on the floor in the Oval Office.  Ho, Ho Santa said. " You have been a very bad greedy little boy this year, but I have decided to give you one gift, and you get to chose what you want".  The mean old president looking like a rat said he wanted a wall.  Santa looked at him like a parent mad at a child.  " You can't have a wall " Santa said, " but I can keep the Mexicans out".  Trumps evil eyes lit up.  "How will you do it?"  The rat asked.  Santa explained that he had just left Kadizzle's house.  Kadizzle told Santa about a marvelous invention he had seen ( This is real).  Someone had invented a solar powered Mexican.  Kadizzle told Santa about a video he had seen. An inventor came up with a device that looked like a solar panel with wheels.  Out of the bottom of the solar panel little arms came that killed the weeds in a lettuce field.  The little device went down the row and did all the weeding. It appeared it could even pick tomatoes.  " What good is that going to do?"  said the evil rat they called president, or individual one in his court documents.  " Well " said Santa " Here is the plan".   We deliberately bring a few Mexicans to our country and show them the solar powered Mexicans doing their work.  The Mexicans are then returned to Mexico.  Back home they tell everyone about the solar powered Mexicans.  Now there is no point to going to the United States because Mexicans are no longer needed. " What a good idea "  the evil president said. " Now I have an excuse not to shut down the government or build a wall".   Before Santa left though he warned the mean spirited president. " Remember someone still has to do the roofs, and the drywall. "  Trump got agitated and fired a couple of people and then told some lies.  Now,  Trump felt better and had a good Christmas thinking about the food stamps he took from poor children while he played golf.