Reality has left the room

Everything is peachy, Trump told me so.  I got my gun, my fishing boat has gas, the Mexicans are going to pay for the wall the Hazen football team is looking good.  Of course those pesky numbers keep popping up.  Real wages adjusted for inflation are at an all time low.  More people are living from pay check to pay check.  People cannot afford health care.  People are working longer and retiring later. No, no, no, things are just great. Forget about all that just listen to Fox News, and throw in some Rush Limbaugh.  If there are any problems it is because of liberals, Obama, Mexicans, the lazy poor people, and anyone you do not like.  Kadizzle got on the scale this morning the numbers were disappointing.  Is Kadizzle going to let that bother him, hell no.  Obama rigged the scales, Hillary owns stock in scale companies, and look at Rush Limbaugh, he is not fat he knows   about those liberal scales that just try to scare people.  Kadizzle might call up Fox and Friends to see if he is really fat.  Fox could interview some people.  Surely liberals are just trying to make people feel bad because they appear to be fat.  Reality used to be such a nuisance, but Trump has done a great job of stamping it out.  You have a flat tire? That is nonsense, democrats will tell you it is a problem.  75%o of your tires are not flat.  Now lets put some Trump spin on it.  You have a spare, that means you really have five tires.  Thanks to Republican tax cuts.  So 80% of your tires are not flat.  That means that if each tire is 80% OK  you have enough air in all the tires to get to the gas station and have the one lazy tire removed and given to Mexico.  Trump will make Mexico pay for the flat tire because a Mexicans left a dry wall screw on the road that flattened the tire in the first place.  Now, is everything fine.  Of course it is.  The only collusion was between the Mexicans putting screws on the road and the democrats protecting the Mexican rapist.  Now, isn't America great?  And we will even make it greater.  That is why lying is so much fun.  It puts you in control of reality.  You can lie about anything, and Trump has show us some real good tips.  As they say " Don't believe your lying eyes".