An Update on crazy

Tomorrow the crazy club meets, but today you get an update on crazy.  Now if you read these simple minded diatribes you probably know the story about how Kadizzle wrote on the sign at the Pocket Park.  Just for a review.  Kadizzle did not take his medications and decided to have some fun at the expense of the local Trump idiots.  So Kadizzle went into Rita's sewing shop and borrowed some erasable markers. With the markers Kadizzle "defaced, vandalized, ruined" the sign that usually announces events at the Pocket Park.  Kadizzle wrote on the sign " Trump committed Treason".  As fate would have it apparently one of the local right wing Hoopleheads saw the desecration.  Now none of this in an ordinary place or planet would seem to amount to much, but not in the land of Trump.  Remember the sign was an erasable sign.  So the local Chamber took action.  Kadizzle confessed and there were calls to arrest and prosecute Kadizzle.  The local police chief went to Rita's to see what part she played in the crime and to examine the erasable markers.  The local Chamber executives decided to take Kadizzle up on his offer to replace the sign.  To the amazement of Kadizzle a bill was sent to Kadizzle for $225.  This seemed outrageous, because it was.  Instead of purchasing the part that allows one to write, the Chamber bought a complete new stand.  The actual cost of the whiteboard that simply slips onto the stand was $40.  As promised Kadizzle ordered the new whiteboard and it should be here this week.  The people upset with Kadizzle's vandalism, seemed to be engaging in a little fraud of their own.

Last night Kadizzle went to the idiots convention, or perhaps more formerly the City Commission Meeting.  Five years ago Kadizzle asked the commission to enforce the junk car ordinance.  At the meeting last night the commissioners had no explanation why they could not enforce the ordinance.  Apparently it takes more than five years to remove a junked car from the city boulevard.  Back to the Chamber.   The Chamber and the rednecks get upset when their city is defaced with a sign reading " Trump committed Treason", but dozens of junked cars sitting around town is no problem.  The mind of Republicans work in strange ways.

Life in a small town is interesting, and part of what makes it interesting is small minds.  And now a shout out to Daren.  Let me know if you liked this article Daren, you might want to bring it up at the next NRA meeting.  If you raffle off a gun as usual you might have a winner willing to shoot me.  That would only be correct to protect our president from one more liberal. Someone better get Muller before he splatters the truth all over The Donald.  Daren maybe you could use some of the money from the raffle to build the wall or put children in cages.  Does the Fastenal you work at carry electrical ties you can use for handcuffing illegals or the bolts used to make chain link cages? Why not donate some to Trump to help support the wall and protect us from Mexican drug dealers and rapist? Oh Daren, Kadizzle almost forgot the fun part.  What about the NRA taking money from the Russians and helping the Trumps launder money?  Forgot again, all fake news. Remember that sign at the Pocket Park Daren?  Fake News.  The Russians did it to influence the elections.  They want the liberals in Hazen to get in trouble so more Republican City Commissioners can get elected to protect the junk car guys.