Dear Leader

Dear Leader wants a parade.  Right here in the Earth Module we get better than a parade.  Perhaps Dear Leader could visit and see our parade.  Some days the C130 comes over and the parachute guys jump out into the lake.  The helicopters come with lots of noise and excitement and pick them up.  Yesterday we had some special treats.  First the jets came over and did some nice ticks.  Then a high flying plane dropped military parachute guys with sport parachutes.  Into the lake they went with their frog man flippers on.  Dear Leader could sit on our veranda like we do with binoculars and see the whole show. 

Kadizzle could sit beside Dear Leader and ask him about his life.  Kadizzle could ask him when he started to lie so badly, and how he avoided the military he loves so much.  Kadizzle could find out how to be friends with a porn star, and where to grab them.  As Dear Leader watches our military demonstration from the veranda he can yell " Your fired".   We know Dear Leader likes cheeseburgers and diet coke, no problem.  Frye's grocery store has big bottles of Diet Coke for eighty cents.  Our grill is right on the veranda so cheeseburgers are no problem.  Oh NO!  We can't get Fox News here.  Dear Leader will not be able to get his briefings without Fox News.   Another big problem we do not have a gold toilet for him to shit in.  One good thing is Kadizzle has a MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hat.  No Dear Leader loves to appoint incompetent people to office.  If Dear Leader likes our military display and the cheeseburgers are good Kadizzle could be appointed to head the office of misinformation.

Dear Leader being the good pussy grabbing Christian he is gave a speech to the evangelicals just the other day.  So Kadizzle has a big plan.  What better than an evangelical Army.  You guessed it.  Kadizzle will have the Salvation Army here to give Dear Leader a double whammy.  He gets both the Jesus gang and a little military punch.