Billy Graham will be welcomed in Hell

Once upon a time when Kadizzle was a teenager he realized his mother was sending money to Billy Graham.  Our family had nine children and sending money to Billy did not seem like a brilliant idea.  Now old Billy was clever.  Billy early on figured out how to use computers to bilk people like my mother.  Billy realized you had to figure out how to pull the right string.  Did the person you wanted to bilk have sympathy for Indians, Africans,  or poor American children.

Well send the old ladies different scams and see which one they bite on.  Better yet let the computer do the work.  So one day Kadizzle wrote the Graham scam machine a letter.  Kadizzle made up a number like $360.. Kadizzle explained to the Graham organization our family could not afford to take care of his Africans and we would like to have our money back.  The Graham gang wrote back that my mother had given them  $267.97 and we could not have it back.  The money was used to fuel Billy's twin engine plane he flies to his cabin in Alaska.  There are a host of poor people in Alaska that need Jesus apparently.

Billy Graham paved the way for every crooked preacher that followed him.   Now you have dozens of " Prosperity Gospel" preachers.  You give me money and God will make you rich.  Graham invented this wonderful way to prosper.   Billy passed away and they are planning what to do with his carcass. It should be ground into bits and fed to pigs.  Billy also passed away with 25 million in the bank.  Now Billy could have given the money back after he died rich doing the work of Jesus, but no Billy left it to Franklin so Franklin could carry on the work of Jesus bilking old ladies. 

What other fraud can you do in the United States that is tax free and gauranteed never to get you the jail time you deserve.  Yup, it is religion.  Now, they want to put Billy's carcass in the Capital rotunda so Americans can get used to the idea of some con man bing there, because after all someday the carcass of our orange president will lie there to prove the wicked witch is dead.