Living Loud and Proud in the Bubble
Imagine wearing a sign that broadcasts your lack of curiosity and critical thinking to the world. Well, it’s easier than you think. Pop on a MAGA hat and perform a victory jig in the cereal aisle. Want to up the ante? Strap on a gun and let it swing on your hip as you saunter through town. Deck your vehicle out with flags and political stickers to complete the ensemble. The message is clear: you’ve embraced a life untethered to nuance.
Living in this self-made echo chamber has its perks, of course. It’s a life of bold certainties and simple pleasures. For $19.95, you can buy into the dream. Hit up the casino, where flashing lights and jangling sounds mask the steady drain on your wallet. Let the cocoon of ignorance shield you from pesky inconveniences like logic and facts.
Season this worldview with a dollop of fervent belief—religious or otherwise—and a generous dash of resentment toward those who see the world differently. Then accessorize: a lifted truck, a smoldering cigarette, maybe a few tattoos for good measure. Don’t forget to crank up the volume, whether it’s from a souped-up motorcycle or a backyard karaoke session. Subtlety is overrated.
And why not? If you’re going to buy into illusions, you might as well go all in. Reality can be a tough pill to swallow, but with enough noise and bravado, it’s easy to drown it out.
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