Adolph Trump

Here we go. Let's set the house on fire. Where should we start. No, lets burn down the school first. Maybe we can let the cattle eat in the garden. We can save some money by firing the garbage man. All the food we canned for winter we can open and eat tonight. Since we no longer have to pay taxes money will be plentiful and things will be fine. We can make the Chinese pay us for selling us things. That will give us even more money. Hope the gardener pulls all the weeds before we send him to Trump camp. If we can make Putin pay for us giving him Ukraine that will be some money to buy beer. Let's put most of the government on golf leave. No more pesky people, we can have them arrested and jailed with our own judges. All this progress needs to be commemorated. A statue of Arnold Palmer's penis similar to the Washington monument would be great at Mar a Lago.  

Abolishing truth will make everything great. The debt will disappear, we will be the bigglyist, the greatest, and the bestest just by saying so. Prospertity will reign supreme. Americans can take back the fruit picking jobs once the immigrants are gone, construction companies will thrive building border walls. Gun sales will boom. With everyone armed fewer policemen will be needed. Drill baby drill. We can open up federal lands and drill baby drill. Electricity will be so cheap when we remove all those silly scrubbers and filters. Think of the money saved by eliminating the court system. Shooting bums, criminals and Democrats on sight will be very cost effective. Once the deep state is eliminated China can no longer abuse us. We can all get the truth from Fox News.  

Forgot to mention pesky women. With women in their place no more dishes for Kadizzle. Lots of babies to keep those women occupied. Thinking will no longer be necessary. The churches will tell us what to think, and post the rules everywhere. All we have to do is pick a religion we like and thinking as we know it is over. Being mindless is bliss. We can all get tattoos, drive goofy trucks that make a lot of noise and fly "Don't tread on me" flags. This new world will be great. Giving the finger to anyone you disagree with will become the new greeting. Trump will show us how to just beat up anyone that gives us poor service. All the people who do the service jobs will be smiling and singing with no tax on tips, or overtime.  The new world will be spectacular. Why did we wait so long to free ourselves from the burden of the Marxist socialist communist Democrats?