The town dolt

 Remember the old westerns? They had a town drunk. The guy slept at the jail. The modern version is the town dolt. Strangely every town now has a dolt that drive around with a loud pickup truck. The dolt has two large flags flying from the back of the truck. One has to be a Trump flag, and the other can be an American flag or a " Don't tread on me flag".  Of course the dolt will have an NRA sticker on the truck. Ideally the dolt truck will spew black smoke. Springerville has one or two dolts. We had dinner in Cottonwood and the dolt kept driving up and down the street. In the old days if you were an idiot or simple minded you at least had enough sense to keep it secret. Now things have changed. Trump showed the ignorant how to take pride in their stupidity. It worked. The simple minded now put stickers on their car, flags in their yard, and proudly declare " I am just not that smart". This has been a great service to normal people. Now you don't have to guess, you can just say " Oh, your an idiot, that makes things much easier".  Kids can play a new game during long drives. " Look mom, there is an idiot".   Ok kids let's see who can spot the most idiots? NRA stickers count for five points. A Trump sign in the yard or a Trump flag is twenty points. A dolt truck is 100 points.