Up very early, 4:30. Kadizzle is a notorious cheap use your own expletive. Most casinos will give you ten or twenty dollars to get you started in the pocket cleaning process. A worker at a casino in New Mexico told us how to turn the free gambling into cash. At the slot machine when you use the card they issued you for your free gambling you cash out every time you win. If they gave you twenty dollars worth of play, then you may end up with 22 dollars or maybe 18 dollars. The important thing is not to put any of your own money in the machine. Kadizzle used to just go into the casino and get his money, but now apparently they have wised up. They gave us twenty dollars of chips last night, but said we could not use it until today. At eight when they open Kadizzle will have to go get his refund. A friend came down from North Dakota. He wanted to see the great fountain at Fountain Hills. The fountain erupts every thirty minutes. We parked in the casino parking lot. Kadizzle said to Dave, why don't you go in and get your free money. Dave was too lazy, so Kadizzle took Dave's drivers license and joined the casino club for him. When Kadizzle did the gambling for Dave he harvested 32 dollars. You can only join the club once per person. Anyway during our travels we have probably made a couple hundred bucks this way. When we got stuck near Santa Fe we won enough to park at their RV place for two nights free. Kadizzle liked being cheap and is amazed at how people just walk over money they could pick up. Yesterday our builder had to put 350 gallons of diesel fuel in a generator. Kadizzle asked him if he knew there was no tax on fuel going into a generator. The builder was unaware of the fact that fuel used for non highway things is not taxed. Using non taxed fuel would save the builder almost one hundred dollars on his fill up. Too many poor people are poor just because they have no economic sense. Investing in tattoos and chrome wheels for their car they usually do not get a good return on their investment.
Downstairs the casino will open at 8:00 A. M. The people will stream in to put their social security checks in the slot machine. They will remember the one time they won and forget the ten times they lost. Kadizzle is offering a service. Simply give Kadizzle your money. Kadizzle will put it in the slot machine for you. Tell Kadizzle if you want all your money to disappear, like it usually does or if you want him to stop if you get ahead. This is a pocket cleaning service. You can have a drink, or a meal while Kadizzle makes your money disappear. Think of the time you will save. Kadizzle can email you and tell you that you lost. Kadizzle charges ten percent for pocket cleaning. If by accident you win a large sum, Kadizzle will get ten percent, but most people want their pockets cleaned correctly and that means Kadizzle must stay until all the money is gone. There is an extra charge if it take more than the allotted time to get rid of your money.
Back to the Apache. There is one problem with Indian casinos, if the Indians get their pockets cleaned they suffer along with the white man, and this happens. Who knows, but more than likely there are some good crooked people involved just like in Las Vegas. These are the people that understand math, and the correct way to pay bribes. They need to be paid too.
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