The Forest is Closed

 Seems strange to find out the forest is closed. Maybe tomorrow they will close the sky. Apparently Republicans can close the brains of 74 million people.  The fires in Arizona have prompted closing the forest. That in essence has stopped the Kadizzles from going to the playground.  Every little road and path has a closure sign. 

As the planet burns we will divert ourselves with Critical Race Theory. It is the most recent Republican game. Remember when liberals outlawed Merry Christmas and it was a crises?  Republicans love to invent wild things and then get excited about them. ANTIFA is a classic case. It is merely a figment of some Republicans imagination. There is no such group, but they are hiding everywhere.  Creek Pigs, what in the hell are Creek Pigs.  We used to tell the neighborhood kids there were mean Creek Pigs. We made up the story so the kids would stay away from the creek when they were little. It worked. Apparently little kids will stay away from the Democratic party if you make up stories about Critical Race Theory.  No one ever saw a Creek Pig, and no one knows what the hell Critical Race Theory is, but all we do know is it is bad for education.  In fact there are a whole lot of facts that best be ignored.  Children should not know white people took black enslaved people's teeth to make false teeth, that would make us look like we were mean.  White people never did anything mean, except for vote for Joe Biden. White people are damn near perfect and the school system needs to make sure young children understand that. If it seemed white people were mean to black people it was because the good white people were just trying to help the confused black people.  It is sort of like the Indian children in the Indian schools that somehow disappeared. Nice white Catholics were just trying to help the poor Indian children become white. What else could you do with the ones who would not cooperate, but kill them.  Any school system that promotes the idea that Americans make mistakes must be corrected.