Brain Weevils

Kadizzle just returned from a trip to the credit union.  On the way back he ran into an acquaintance.  We had a nice conversation about several topics.  Of course one topic was the virus.  The gentleman prefaced his remark that he was leary of a conspiracy theory, but thought it might have merit. The theory is the Chinese started the virus to destroy our economy.  Our country has reached an unprecedented level of stupidity.  You see it everywhere.  Now, for Kadizzle's own conspiracy theory.

Brain weevils, yup brain weevils.  Brain weevils enter the body through the ear.  The weevils love to feed on the brains of the simple minded. Scientist think the brains of the stupid are easier to chew and digest, and that is why the brain weevils prefer Republicans.  In fact it seems most people who are not Republican do not get brain weevils.  How do they spread? First the brain has to  be weakened.  Fox News and Rush Limbaugh can weaken a brain to the point brain weevils can infest.  Religion also helps.  Now what if you are a fundamentalist and a Republican? You are like horseshit to a fly. The brain weevils can sense you a mile away.  The weevil will lay its eggs in your ear.  Once the larva hatch they head toward your brain.  If they start to chew and find your brain is solid from reading real information, and watching intelligent media, the weevil will either starve of leave to find the juicy fruit of a Trump Republican. Like so many insects brain weevils are attracted to bright colors.  The red hat of an idiot gives the weevil a clue there may be a juicy soft brain under that hat.  People infected with brain weevils appear to be normal. They can shop and drive and do most normal activities, but they are incapable of knowing the truth from fiction and immune to science.  What are the symptoms? A serious infection can be diagnosed simply by asking the person if they voted for Trump. Even gargling Clorox will not cure them.  Infected people are likely to have NRA stickers, or Trump stickers on their car.  A Trump flag in front of a home means a raging infection.  Your best protection is to read real information, and do a lot of logical thinking.  Weevils love a lazy brain. If you think you might have brain weevils take two copper wires and put one wire on each side of your testicles.  Put the other end of the wire in the electrical outlet controlled by the light switch.  Either turn on the light switch yourself, or ask your wife to.  You will be enlightened.  If the cure works you will have a strong desire never to vote for a Republican.