Messing up a one car funeral

What does it take to mess up a one car funeral? Some people have the knack. What could possibly go wrong? Yesterday someone who will not be named messed up my one car funeral.  It worked.  Steam shot from Kadizzles ears. Flames came out his rectum. Kadizzle was not happy. Such is life. What in the hell did you think would happen when you rode your bike between the hearse and the one car funeral procession. Did you think one person would get killed while they were trying to bury another one.  Well you made it between the hearse and the car, but Aunt Mildred hurt her head on the dash when we slammed on the brakes.  Out at the grave the undertones of " Who was that dumb bastard" sure did not enhance the serenity of the situation.  Now anyone can make a mistake, but you, you plotted to mess up the one car funeral. That is a sin. Only Catholics can have sins easily erased, so you will have to work on getting your sin erased. Those in charge of bringing the sun above the horizon are having a hard time. There is light outside, but no sunshine.  Apparently they cannot get it lit.  Some sun shine would sure be nice.