The Watermelon rodent

As Kadizzle opened the door to his sister's back porch he knew what would happen.  The standard screeching of Patti's pet rodents.  The damn little dogs could drive Donald Trump into sanity.  One dog looks like a watermelon with legs, one acts like Adolf Hitler, and the other just screams like it't testicles are caught in a mouse trap.

In Cottonwood Kadizzle is awaiting blast off on a trip of mercy.  Mrs Kadizzle is back at the ranch with the trail crew.  Brother in law Ned has an aunt in Florida that needs a ride to a funeral in Texas. This all means Kadizzle and Ned will head out on Saturday to haul a 93 year old lady in a big blue van from Florida to Texas and back.  It will be a long insane drive, but Kadizzle has spent very little time in the deep south.   A visit to the land of the Bubba's and the Roy Moore teenage dating club.  In the strange land of the south where people love to vote for those who abuse them.  On Kadizzle's last visit to the south poverty was rampant, now their hero Mr. Make America Great is going to smack them with a tax cut for the rich.  Dumb seems to thrive if  you keep it warm.   Ignorance does not do that well in the cold.  If you have to figure out how to stay warm and pay for it you may as well move to Arizona or Florida.  Sadly global warming is allowing ignorance to spread north.  North Dakota is now full of the red hat Republicans that thrive on guns and Jeeesus.

Cottonwood is a case in point.  Yesterday Kadizzle went with sister to the Walmart that made the national news about a year ago with a shoot out.  The bums living in the parking lot got in a gun fight with the police.  Cottowwood  has an abundance of mutants.  In warm climates the cast offs meet and breed.  Once Trump really puts the hurt on them they may get much more violent without government cheese to keep their bellies full.  One simple fact Republicans have never been able to grasp it that poverty breeds crime.  Once you make it impossible to earn a living with a shovel, then a gun is the next best choice.  So move into your gated community and get your assault rifle the Trump tax breaks are about to stir up the game.