The Stone Mason

Sister Patty is not a niggifidle.  Patty wants to get the Pattio finished.  Just for review a niggifiddle is someone who has to have everything perfect. Kadizzle would like to end up with some sort of acceptable product. To cover his rent at his sisters AirB&B Kadizzle has been assigned the task of helping lay stone for the Pattio.  Of course with the family genetics this job will be like most, mass confusion.  First, the damn stones are laying all over the backyard.  Brother in law Ned and Kadizzle have had to move the massive stones with a hand truck.  Of course like every hand truck this one has leaking tires.  You fill the tire put the stone on and go like hell to get the stone to the work site before the tire is flat.  After two days of that nonsense Ned bought a new tube and now that the job is almost done we have a tool that works.  To make the job fun none of the stones are the same shape, thickness or quality.  Today by himself Kadizzle will be doing tuning.  Tuning is when you try to get sand under the stones to make them create a flat even surface.  AirB&B customers will have a premade lawsuit walking on the stumbling mat we are creating.  So as the sun warms the air Kadizzle will soon have to get out there and start tuning the stone.