Over there towards Washburn the sun came up one more time. Yesterday Shanika came to the crazy club meeting, which was poorly attended. A conference call was made to Stroupini. Stroupini is on the West coast for a wedding. Shanika and Kadizzle took the sailboat out for a stretcher.
Ticklepinch is recovering from her North Dakota vacation with here new decorator cast. The big news is Smiley McGumphley is eating from a spoon. Smiley will soon find out there are many things better than mushed carrots. Unfortunately Kadizzle has discovered the endless tongue ticklers one can put in the mouth, such as ice cream and a nice margarita.
So the bumbling goes on. Trump and his cast of clowns continue to shoot their feet off. The whole thing is fun to watch. The government is at a standstill, but that must be good. The stock market continues to rise. Kadizzle always thought you could succeed by doing nothing. Trump has proven him correct.
Today will be a cut the grass day. With the drought there is little grass to cut. The farmers are whining as usual. They want some good old government welfare. Of course when they get welfare it is always called help. Republican hate welfare, but seem to like help. It is not the farmers fault that there is not rain, but it is the fault of the poor kid who is born into a poor family with only a mom who works two jobs. So if you give some money to a farmer it is help, but if you give it to that mom trying to raise a kit, it is welfare, and she is a welfare cheat. Of course you took her birth control away because you love babies in the womb, but those little bastards are pesky once they pop out and start eating free school lunches.
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