Kadizzle weighs 23 slugs

Weight and mass are not the same thing.  Kadizzle has been trying to learn the difference. The easiest way to get it into his thick head is to go to the moon.  On the moon Kadizzle would have the same mass, but weigh one sixth what he weighs on Earth.  In the course of getting smarter about this Kadizzle came to learn that in the English weight and measurement system the mass is measured in slugs.  So the mass of Kadizzle is 23 slugs. That explains why life seems so sluggish, especially in the morning.

Often one sees words differently when you find out some of the different meanings.  Slug must have something to do with slog.  A favorite word of Kadizzle is lickspittle.  In our current political climate the word lickspittle is so apt.  No one ever created so many lickspittles as Trump.  A good definition of lickspittle is " a fawning toadie".   Everyone has come across a lickspittle.  The old teacher's pet is a classic example.  In North Dakota we have Congressman Kevin Cramer.  No matter what idiotic thing the old Trumpster does Cramer tries to glorify it.  Each lickspittle has their own lickspittles behind them. Cramer has KFYR radio, and Rob Port.  KFYR and Port are so enamoured with Cramer because he knows how to use them.  They act like personal friends, and have Cramer on their media every day.

Organizations run on the lickspittle concept are doomed.  There is no creativity in the lickspittle world.  When the supreme leader says something is a good ideal, there is no challange. The lickspittles just sing the same song the fearless leader does.

Some people love the role of lickspittle.  Being a fan, a follower, or a lackey gives the lickspittle some kid of joy.  I am no body, but I know somebody who is somebody.  Wow, what a life.