Visit from Shanika

Shanika stopped for the crazy club meeting.  It was a good meeting but the special article involving sensitivity had to be invoked.  Shiny took great offense when Kadizzle called her skinny.  Shiny left the room.  When Shiny came back she said " What if I called you a fat slob?".  Kadizzle replied " I am".   That did not solve anything.  So the parliamentarian Stoupini was called in to figure out how to deal with the mess.  Stoupini pointed out that Article 17 prohibited talk that was insensitive. So all was put back in order and the meeting continued.

Now for the news this morning.  If you would read The New York Times it would be helpful.  This morning Gail Collins who is one of the best humorist wrote another good column about the multiple personalities of Trump.  Go to the NYT and read it for a good laugh.

Kadizzle and Stroupini will be doing boat work today.  First we have to fix the screens for the hatch.

The cable guys worked all day on Kadizzle Street putting in the new fiber optic cable.  Kadizzle decided to get som mule tape from the crew.  What in the hell is mule tape?  When the cable guys finally pull the actual cable through the conduit they hook it to the mule tape that is in the conduit.  Next they pull the mule tape out and the cable comes with it. This results in hundreds and hundreds of feet of brand new mule tape.  They only use it once.  Mule tape is handy.  Mule tape has a tensile strength of 1250 lbs.  It is about a half inch wide, made of nylon, and flat.  If you can get the bigger stuff it is good for up to 5,000 lbs.  Normally the crew just throws the stuff away.  So now Kadizzle has two life time supplies of the stuff.  If you need some mule tape just let Kadizzle know.  It is amazing what gets thrown out in the process of so many construction jobs.  Kadizzle is a scrounge.  If Kadizzle becomes a hoarder we are all in big trouble.