Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Learning to Drink in Wheeling

Somehow we all got introduced to the ancient evil of alcohol.  In Wheeling most likely it was beer.  Way back in the old days, which would have been the late and mid 60's Wheeling had a great system for creating future drunks, and reasonable drinkers.  Most young teenagers probably started with a swig from the home supply, but soon a better supply was needed.

If my old mind serves me correctly the legal drinking age was 18 when I was a teen.  This could be justified because all you could legally get at 18 was 3.2 beer.  It was training beer. You would likely drown before you got too drunk.  Although the legal age was 18 it seemed to be the widely accepted standard that if you were tall enough to put a quarter on the bar you would be served.  Checking IDs was unheard of.

On Washington Avenue there was a bar where all the teenagers hung out.  I just cannot recall the name of the place. After consulting friends still in Wheeling the consensus is the bar was The Cardinal Inn. This is a picture of the place in more recent times.


 My first memory of that place and beer was an incident that involved a friend.  My friend Mike thought he had an ideal scheme to come by some beer as a pre-legal person.  Mike called the bar from a phone booth across the street.  Mike pretended to be his father.  As the fake father Mike called the bartender and said he was sending his son down to get a six pack.  Somehow the bartender sensed a rat or the scam had been tried before.  From the bar you could see across the street to the phone booth, so the bartender could see Mike making the call.  The bartender told Mike he could see his father in the booth across the street and recommended his father come get the beer.  Mike went dry that day, but it was not long that he realized like every teenager did when they got a little older sixteen seemed to be the age of passing and the same bar would serve you.

On the corner was another bar.  I think it was called Moxie's.  According to folklore kids would get off the school bus and go in to have a beer and a hotdog.  The amazing thing about the bar we hung out in was that more than likely no one in the place was of legal age at times.  Over on Edgington Lane was Tom's and the Alpha.

The police in the old days seemed more like chaperones.  If you got out of hand they told you to go home. Rarely did anyone have a run in with the police.  As you got older and braver you branched out to other bars, and there were plenty of them.

 The Wheeling College students were frequently at the Washington Avenue bars.   Somehow an alliance was formed with the college students and the high school students were allowed to attend the keg parties of the college crowd.  A wonderful place existed for these parties.  If you went to the end of Edgington Lane and up Boggs Hill Road there was a place you could get down to the creek.   The creek split and formed a peninsula.  On that flat little piece of ground someone had placed an old pickle barrel from The Burger Chef. That barrel could be filled with ice and a keg of beer placed in the barrel.

On warm evenings a fire would be built the kegs would appear and the party was on.  One of the best aspects of the remote location was crossing the creek to get to the celebration.  In no time someone was inebriated to the point they fell in the creek, but the best show was when you would hear the roar of a motorcycle about to cross the creek.  The engine would rev up,  and there would be the brief perception of movement, and then the splashing sound of a crash.  Down at the creek would be some idiot laying in the stream with his motorcycle.  Not sure if I was ever the idiot.

If all the drinking stories were retold it would be book length, but somehow most of use survived.  One fond memory that does come to mind is a sunny day with young guys sitting in front of the Cardinal Inn.  Down the street coming from The National Road was an old 30's or 40's car with some old geezer driving it.  The car was moving very slowly and as it got in front of the Cardinal Inn a bunch of the young guys ran out and jumped on the back bumper of the car.  From watching it seemed like they had done this before.  The weight of the people on the back bumper was enough to lift the front of the car off the ground.  The old guy driving just kept going down the street with the front wheels three feet in the air.  Although I was amazed it seemed like this was a well rehearsed circus act that had gone on before.  The old guy  cooperated.

Another strange memory of sitting outside the bar in the daytime was the passing of Lonnie Banks dump truck.  Lonnie Banks was a black preacher that had a combination church and house of ill repute on the top of Rock Point road.  My uncle once defended him on charges of prostitution.   Lonnie Banks had an old beat up pink dump truck.   As we sat in front of the bar the dump truck came down Washington Avenue with three trumpet players standing in the back.  After a blast on the trumpets in unison they would yell " Come to Lonnie Bank's Church".   No doubt if you did go to that church you would hear some wonderful music.

Growing up in Wheeling was like growing up in the Twilight Zone,  strange things seemed to happen all the time and no one seemed to think of anything as unusual.

Monday, May 08, 2017

The Good Ship sits in the water

After a lot of work the Sovereign sits in the lake.  So another summer begins.  Hanging around the boatyard shooting the breeze is always part of the process.  This year Kadizzle had a chance to chat up some of the people with sailboats you never see out on the water.  Some people are shy, and some people don't like to get too far away from the dock.  All the old sailors are getting older and shot up.  Age is taking it's toll on the old pirates.  All alone our boat sits waiting for the others to come out and play.  Every sailor likes to  buy some gadgets every year.  Kadizzle got a nifty little umbrella he can clamp to the rail.  It is cheap and will probably fall apart at the speed of lightening.

Always Kadizzle invites a lot of people to sail. Few ever show up, but you never know.  It turns out Shiny has a bad hankering to sail so that is one mission that needs to be completed.  Stoupini is nuts about riding Amtrak so again he is off towards Portland on the train.  Shanika made the last trip with him, but it did not suite him. Kadizzle has not take a train trip for forty years, and might like to try it again.  One thing you forget on American trains is they go through the junkyards of the country.  You get to see the absolute worst part of every city. You are not on the bad side of the tracks, you are on the tracks.  So the sun comes up and the sun goes down.  Perhaps we can put up a sail this week.

Friday, May 05, 2017

The Hoopleheads

The Hoopleheads get to have their guns, and of course some money to go to religious schools, and also some laws to harass women.  What the Hoopleheads just do not get is how they are manipulated so the wealthy can clean up.  A Hooplehead has no concept of what 53 billion dollars is.  Once you go over the number ten, numbers are meaningless to the Hoopleheads.  Then number six works, that is how many bullets you can put in your gun.  What could a state, a county, a city do with 53 billion dollars?   The Hoopleheads drive over bridges about to fall down.  The children of the Hoopleheads are taught by teachers almost on welfare. Yet the Hoopleheads just don't notice when they are robbed blind by the Republicans.  Now the Republicans are going to take health care away from the Hoopleheads so they can get their tax cuts.  Of course the Hooplehead have Rush Limbaugh blaring in the background and just don't notice.  It is hard to feel sorry for the Hoopleheads when they constantly insist on shooting their own foot off, but that is freedom. The freedom to dumb yourself down.  The freedom to elect Donald Trump.  The freedom to go broke buying lottery tickets.  It is all fine as long as you have something to eat and are not cold.  Only if you take away the flat screen, and the fishing boat will the the Hoopleheads rebel.  In the meantime steal every cent they have, they just don't get it.  Promise them lots of biggly things like Trump does.  Tell them for 19.95 they can take a pill that will give them an erection they can use for a fishing  pole.  The Hooples love to be robbed and lied to.  God bless the simple minded Hoopleheads.

Now this reminds Kadizzle of a story about an old Hooplehead woman in West Virginia.  Her husband had too much shine and his brain cells were not functioning normally.  So the husband liked to go out in the yard and act like a chicken and make chicken noises.  This sort of annoyed the neighbor.  One day the neighbor said to the old Hooplehad lady " Why don't you make your husband stop acting like a chicken out in your front yard?'.   The old lady replied " He don't hurt nobody, and besides we could use the eggs".   That is how you justify voting for Donald Trump.

Thursday, May 04, 2017

Visit from Shanika

Shanika stopped for the crazy club meeting.  It was a good meeting but the special article involving sensitivity had to be invoked.  Shiny took great offense when Kadizzle called her skinny.  Shiny left the room.  When Shiny came back she said " What if I called you a fat slob?".  Kadizzle replied " I am".   That did not solve anything.  So the parliamentarian Stoupini was called in to figure out how to deal with the mess.  Stoupini pointed out that Article 17 prohibited talk that was insensitive. So all was put back in order and the meeting continued.

Now for the news this morning.  If you would read The New York Times it would be helpful.  This morning Gail Collins who is one of the best humorist wrote another good column about the multiple personalities of Trump.  Go to the NYT and read it for a good laugh.

Kadizzle and Stroupini will be doing boat work today.  First we have to fix the screens for the hatch.

The cable guys worked all day on Kadizzle Street putting in the new fiber optic cable.  Kadizzle decided to get som mule tape from the crew.  What in the hell is mule tape?  When the cable guys finally pull the actual cable through the conduit they hook it to the mule tape that is in the conduit.  Next they pull the mule tape out and the cable comes with it. This results in hundreds and hundreds of feet of brand new mule tape.  They only use it once.  Mule tape is handy.  Mule tape has a tensile strength of 1250 lbs.  It is about a half inch wide, made of nylon, and flat.  If you can get the bigger stuff it is good for up to 5,000 lbs.  Normally the crew just throws the stuff away.  So now Kadizzle has two life time supplies of the stuff.  If you need some mule tape just let Kadizzle know.  It is amazing what gets thrown out in the process of so many construction jobs.  Kadizzle is a scrounge.  If Kadizzle becomes a hoarder we are all in big trouble.

Wednesday, May 03, 2017

Call the meeting to order.

About 9:30 the meeting at the Crazy Club will be called to order.  Now that Stroupini has retired things seem to be more regular. Stroupini is having a hard time adjusting to the freedom of retirement, like so many he thinks his former work cannot go on without him.  Across the ally from the Crazy Club is the Pocket Park. Kadizzle helped Steve do some cleanup there yesterday.  The Pocket Park is slowly springing to life.  Sharbuak will soon do his magic and get the fountain running.  People will sit at the table and wifi.

Our street is abuzz with cable activity.  West River Telecommunications is putting fiber optic cable all over the country and it is coming down our street at the present moment.  A rare site, men digging ditches by hand.  Kadizzle managed to snag some pulling tape from the cable guys.  What in the hell is pulling tape? Pulling tape is what they use to get the actual cable through the conduit.  The stuff is handy.  It has a breaking strength of 1250 pounds.  It is only used once then they throw miles of it in the garbage.  In any other country someone would make something useful with it.  Kadizzle like to have hundreds of feet of the stuff to tie things in the truck to hoist things, or pull things.  The stuff is thin and only one half inch wide, but very strong.  The contractor cannot take a chance of the cable not making it through the conduit.  So if you want a bunch let old Kadizzle know.

Slowly the sun is creeping up over the horizon.  You know summer is almost here when light from the sun shines on the North side of the house.

You must get up every morning and read The New York Times as Kadizzle has told you many times.   Today there are a bunch of good articles.  Friedman speculates on the mental illness of Trump, a great article about how the Airbus is assembled in our country, and a nice historical piece about Thomas Jefferson's early life.   So here goes another day.  Mrs. Kadizzle is still in bed and may soon be demanding coffee.  The Earth will continue to spin.  Also one might read the article in the New York Times about shipping across the North Pole.  Global warming is here and the idiots that inhabit our positions of leadership have no clue.  So if your  house is on fire enjoy the warmth of the fire and perhaps you can cook something in the coals when the house is properly burnt down.  Trump is doing what he can to hasten the demise of the planet.  Have a nice day.

Tuesday, May 02, 2017

Living on spills.

Kadizzle took the first bicycle ride of spring yesterday. The journey went by the farm supply area south of town.  In an effort to have a chat with Berg Kadizzle ran into a young woman loading a truck with farm fertilizer.  Kadizzle noticed a bit of fertilizer being spilled.  Kadizzle is frugal, cheap, or you name it, he likes to give himself the illusion he saves money.  So Kadizzle asked the woman if he could have the spilled fertilizer for the price of cleaning it up.  She said Kadizzle just needed to bring a container like other had and they would fill it for free from the spilled material.  There must be other scrounges and cheap asses around.

The amount of waste in our country is astonishing.  A person with a little effort could live just by picking up spilled product.  In Hazen during the potato harvest one easily can get a winter supply of potatoes by simply gleaning the potato field.  If one were ambitious there is all the spilled grain one could want at the elevator.  You could grind it into flour or feed it to your chickens.

Being a scavenger is like a game.  Reusing something is not a disgrace.  Containers are a classic example.  Why would anyone go to Home Depot and pay for a bright orange new plastic bucket when you can get one almost anywhere.  Want a nice water container?  Buy one for $12 or you can get all sorts of excellent five gallon water containers safe to drink from just for asking.  Often in our crazy society the container cost more than the contents.  Every type of nice container and dispenser is available for free if you just know where to look.

When we camp we often want firewood.  You can buy a bundle of five pieces of nice firewood or you can go around the campground and pick it up free in the morning.  The people who bought the bundle did not burn it all and left it by the fire pit when they left.  People call Kadizzle cheap, he takes it as a compliment. Next time you go by the guy living under the bridge you might ask if he was frugal.  He may not have been during his working years, but now when he pushes his grocery cart he is a little frugal.

Monday, May 01, 2017

The New York Times

The morning update always involves the New York Times. Editorials in the NYT are always on spot and the best. The NYT hates Donald Trump, and Trump returns the favor.  Trump has been an amazing buffoon and now you know a lot more about people.  A lot can be known by finding out if a person was and still is a Trump supporter.  Almost every day Kadizzle drives up to the lake to work on the boat.  There is a nice little home beside the road.  At the home flies a Trump flag, no American flag.  It says so much about the person that lives there.  It is not our country that is important anymore, it is the Trump fantasy.  Each time Kadizzle sees the Trump flag flying proudly on that idiots flag pole Kadizzle wants to stop and say " Being an idiot is one thing, but waving a flag that says I am an idiot is special".

What is astounding about the Trump phenomenon is who turned out to support the man.  Imagine going to your doctor and finding out he voted for Trump.  What kind of minister could support Trump?  Wouldn't it be scary to have to go before a Judge that voted for Trump?  Once the truth went out the window, the game was on.  Every day there is a new low for Trump.  Trump has now invited the president of Philippines to visit the United States.  In case you have not been keeping up the Philippine president has arbitrarily been killing 7,000 people suspected of being involved with drugs.  Of course if you kill 7,000 people you are bound to get a few guilty ones, but a lot of people just got shot on the street by simple rumor or deliberate set up by people who did not like them.  Of course El Trumpo does not know a dictator and murderer when he meets one.  Trump thinks the guy is great.  Just cannot wait until Trump suggest we shoot anyone suspected of a crime in this country on the spot like they do in the Philippines.

Kadizzle is astonished.  A good long time friend of Kadizzle voted for El Trumpo.  The friend is very religious, and cannot explain why he voted for Trump.  Trump has violated every commandment more than once.  No person could be more pathetic or unChristian than Trump, now someone please tell me how the religious people could justify voting for him, especially now that he has supported three of the world's worst dictators.  When I think about Trump voters I want to think of the commercial that used to say  " A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Saturday, April 29, 2017

Wedding in Fargo.

After living in North Dakota since 1976 Kadizzle walked through downtown Fargo today.  Fargo is strange.  It is a city on a pancake.  What do people do here? There are no mountains,  valleys, and no real natural wonders, but good soil.  So here we sit about to go to a wedding of an old neighbor's daughter.  Natalie Jean the  dancing queen used to play with our girls when they were all little.  Natilie used to go on our sailing adventures occasionally.

Last night we spent with the Barns.  Their house is full of wonderful art objects.  Sandy and Taylor have a bizarre relationship. Taylor is as liberal as Kadizzle, and Sandy worships at Trump's feet.  Now this could cause a nuclear explosion except Sandy has a little shack outback he can escape to.  In the shack Sandy makes some of the finest fly rods money can buy.  Kadizzle would like to have a nice escape shack like Sandy with a wood stove, lots of tools, a TV, and peace an quiet when needed.

Kadizzle just returned from the train station in Fargo. A strange sight was there.  Right next to the tracks was a large sailboat.  Apparently it belongs to the owner of the bike shop that does business at the train station.  Kadizzle thought he would chat the fellow up about sailing, but the man could not be located.

Monday, April 24, 2017

Sylvie

Both your great grandmothers went to prestigious Ivy league art schools.  Your nanny was an artist and worked with you every day on coloring and drawing, Your mom is a pretty good artist, and your aunt Meg is a professional artist and fashion designer.  Does it get any better for Sylvie who likes to draw and is into fashion?  So when Sylvie made the pilgrimage to see her new cousin in Philadelphia as an added treat she got to go to the headquarters of Anthropology where megan is a designer.  Sylvie got to see her aunt in the real environment of an artist surrounded by all the tools of the trade.  Back at Meg's house the two of them worked on designs together.  Needless to say Sylvie has become very talented for a girl that just turned eight.  As the old grandpa I think back on my childhood days.  We got to do a lot of things, but when I put my childhood resume next to Sylvie's it pales in comparison.  As an only child Sylvie has live a very enriched life.  So far she seems to be under control for not being too spoiled. I think she understands the concept of work for reward.  Grandpa admires her ability with reading, math, and of course art.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Sailors

Kadizzle has a good jump on the sailing season. The boat is polished, the engine has been started and checked, so the ship is about three quarters ready to go.  Somehow a fellow found Kadizzle on the Google. The fellow wants to sail in each of the states.  North Dakota needs to be crossed off his list, so in June Kadizzle will help him complete his mission.

Up at the boat yard a few of the brave regulars have showed up and begun the process of reading the boats. With the power washer we managed to do in an hour what normally would have taken all day.  So a couple of the ships are in ship shape.  On the Sovereign the mainsail is on, and just a quick coat of VC17 should be all that is left before launch.

The weather has turned mean, and memories of T shirts in Arizona are haunting.  Looks like one day this week may be decent.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

New member inducted into the Crazy Club.

What a great day at the Crazy Club.  Stroupini celebrated his 70th birthday, and Bev was inducted into the club.  A debate took place regarding the issue of if Bev was crazy enough to join.  After indicating a few crazy things she had done in her life the vote was unanimous and Bev became the latest to be acknowledged as a member in good standing. A discussion was held about Bev's initiation. It was determined that she should wear sacred underwear for a week. As those who have studied the mormons know sacred underwear is part of their cult.  During the discussion about the initiation Shiny brought up the matter that Mormon's had special sacred underwear for married women.  The details of this discussion cannot be revealed, but research must be done to determine if Shiny is correct.  Kadizzle suggested Bev wear his underwear for a week.  Do to health considerations this idea was rejected.  A prayer session was held and Kadizzle gave the evocation.

At this point the group decide to listen to the Youtube item below






None of the club members were aware of international trepidation contest, and this recording provided a great deal of laughter and entertainment.  If you take the time to listen to the presentation you will become aware that in international competition a farting post is used. After the audio entertainment was over a breakfast roll was served in place of cake for Stroupini's birthday.  Lord Kadizzle presented Stoupini with a farting post for his birthday.

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Early Morning

Old Kadizzle is up at 5 A.M.,  Mrs Kadizzle is in Philadelphia visiting the new pumpkin C.heech brought into the clan.  The Crazy Club will meet today at 9:30.  The renter is asleep in the basement so Kadizzle must creep about quietly.  Jobs need to be done, but they don't seem very appealing.  Wallpaper needs to be stripped back in the engine room, and other household things need to get done, but the mind says none of that is any fun.  Slowly the batten boards are getting redone in the basement.  Summer is evolving very slowly. Flowers were popping out everywhere in Arizona, but North Dakota cannot seem to get the engine started for spring.  A few nice days then back to the old wind and cold.  The sun is not up yet, but the days are getting longer.  So here we go another day will bloom and be pissed away, but such is life.

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Launch The Good Ship

The good ship sits on it's trailer.  There is a lot of surface area on the hull, and that means a lot of hand polishing and scrubbing. This morning Kadizzle did some homework and confirmed what he has always suspected. If you go by surface area, Lake Sakakawea is the largest man made lake in the country.  Lake Mead and Lake Powell hold more water, but are deep narrow lakes.

The amount of crap that has to be put on the boat is amazing.  Boat paraphernalia will easily fill up more than a pickup load.  The birds seem to think the boat is an outhouse.  This is the worst year ever for bird droppings. Something made them like it this winter as it was stored.

The first time out is always a thrill.  The peace and quiet of the lake is calming, and sleeping on the boat is always a pleasant thing.

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Same old Same old

The summer routine is in full swing.  Kadizzle participated in the Remidigus yesterday and the day before. What is the Remidigus?  Well it works this way.  You get on your bike, your motorcycle, or even use the car if you have to, and then you go on a bullshit route.  On the route you run into people and shoot the breeze with them.  So yesterday Kadizzle went to the Crazy Club, a mandatory stop on the Remidigus.  Shiny's little dog jumped on Kadizzle's lap and sniffed his ear like it was full of prime rib.  Normally Shiny's little buddy is not so loving, but with Stoupini gone doggy needed a back rub.

As luck would have it Kadizzle returned home and forgot his cell phone at Shiney's.  On the way back to Shiny's who should Kadizzle run into but Mrs super crazy, who produced her son more crazy.  Mrs Super crazy and Kadizzle had quite the run in a few years ago.  Mrs Crazy claimed Kadizzle tried to run her over with his motorcycle.  The whole thing ended up in court and Mrs Crazy was ruled crazy by the judge.  Kadizzle has been friends with Mrs Crazy's son as part of his mission to help the insane.  So believe it or not Mrs Crazy and Kadizzle have become quasi good acquaintances.  In front of the crazy club we discussed the current status of her son and one of the other young mental cases we have tried to reform.  Mrs Crazy's son suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome, as does the other crazy client.

Talking to Mrs Crazy a lawyer friend happened by and another BS session got going. Then over to see the other guy who loves to agitate the Republicans.  In the course of the Remidigus Kadizzle finds out who is shot up and falling apart. Over the winter time has taken it's toll on Dave.  Dave is and always has been about as crazy as you can get.  Dave used to be an oiler on the shovel when Kadizzle worked at the mine. Dave apparently had a bad spell in the hospital then got out an wrecked his truck.  Dave is a tough old bird and is up an running, who knows for how long.  Stopped to see Archie at the garage and got the fill in from him on another old work place.  Archie is a premiere garage puttering person.  The only person Kadizzle has not caught up with of major  importance is Rita the sewing lady.  Rita also runs a crazy club as she does her sewing on mainstreet.  Rita has a collection of crazy people that rivals Shiny's crazy club. Some are members of both organizations, including Kadizzle.  Crazy Bill frequents Rita's club.  Crazy Bill sets the standard for nuttiness.  Old Dariell is barely chugging along with cancer.  Getting up to date on all the local nonsense is a big job.

Monday, April 10, 2017

Me, Myself, and I

Each of us are made up of several spirits.  The picture above is of me, myself, and I .  I am flanked by my two spirits. In our head we all have voices.  Rarely do the voices come out and let us see them, but mine did. Those voices fight with each other. Sometimes one wins, sometimes the other one does.  So the fight goes on every day.  One voice wants to eat ice cream. One voice wants to be skinny.  One voice wants to go up the mountain, and the other wants to sit in a chair with warm sunshine.

What is it like when the spirits in my head start to dance.  The ideas bump into each other, there is harmony, but there is confusion. So the spirits came out and danced.  I got to see them work. 

Sunday, April 09, 2017

Here we sit

Here we sit back at the homestead. Checked the Sovereign and it came through the winter fine.  The lake is up for this time of year and it looks like the sailing will be great because we can get into our favorite bays. Mrs. Kadizzle as usual is going nuts on the yard. The yard has to be dethatched. That means Kadizzle drives the lawnmower over the yard so many times he is suching up the very soil the grass lives on. From the mountains of Arizona to the flat prairie of North Dakota is a big mental adjustment.  The difference in climate is astounding.  You don't get up in the morning in North Dakota and wander around in a T-shirt.  A major battle here might be boredom. Of course there are a million task to be done to maintain the mansion. So any minute the siren will go off and signal the start of summer.

Thursday, April 06, 2017

Beside the Lake in South Dakota

After many years making the trip from North Dakota to Arizona we have found a system for travel. Two lakes are involved. On the way to Arizona we stay at Cochiti Lake, and on the way back we stay at Angostura State park by the lake.  So this morning we awaken to an excellent view from high above the lake with the sun streaming in the windows. Mrs. Kadizzle is stirring the eggs and soon we will be off through Rapid City and across the prairie.  From the incredible crowds of Denver and Phoenix we will go back to the deserted streets of Hazen.  To see a traffic light when you live in Hazen you have to drive 75 miles.

One nice thing about visiting parks in the off season is you have the whole place to yourself.  The wildlife wanders by and the birds visit.  Welcome back the cold.  Frost on the window every morning, and a jacket.

Wednesday, April 05, 2017

Earth Module blast off

Hopefully the Earth Module made it through the night in Denver without freezing up.  As the sun shines in the window at Sylvie's house the eggs get cooked and the Kadizzles prep to head North.  If all goes as planned the Earth Module will land above a lake in South Dakota tonight. Perhaps there will be TV reception.

Yesterday the Kadizzles made one more pilgrimage to REI to get more fribbles.  Fribbles are things you really don't need, but you feel compelled to buy something.   Some stores are nothing but fribbles.  Kadizzle bought some sort of neat cam device that might work on the outhaul for the sailboat.  Mrs. Kadizzle bought a new pair of hiking pants.

Our trip downtown the other day has Kadizzle thinking about the bum infestation in Denver.  Denver has a bad infestation of bums. Sadly the bums hang out in the nice area around the capital.  How do you spray for bums?  That might be the answer. If a sprinkler system were installed and it would come on every hour or so, the bums might not like getting wet.



Monday, April 03, 2017

A Truckload of bodies

The Kadizzles made a pilgrimage to the Denver History Museum.  On the way back to the train station we took the free bus.  In the course of the bus trip Kadizzle engaged a man in conversation. The man said he had been a truck driver.  Kadizzle asked the fellow what he hauled to which he replied cadavers. Kadizzle asked the man what the name of his company was.  Kadizzle suggested the name might be "Cadaver you want to go".  The fellow claimed that once he was stopped at a truck scale and they asked to check his cargo. According to him two bodies fell out and frightened the officer so badly he had to go to the hospital.  The fellow claimed he went cross country picking up bodies and took them to some medical school in California.  When Kadizzle inquired how many bodies he hauled he said up to 20,000.  He made it sound as if that was one truck load. Maybe he meant altogether.  If it was in one load they must have been ground up and dehydrated.

During the conversation Kadizzle asked why the truck driver quit driving. According to him it was because he had a heart attack while driving. Now, imagine a truck wreck that kills the driver hauling a trailer load of bodies.  The news report would have no idea how many were killed in the wreck. It might have set a record.  If he had two hundred bodies on board that would have been a lot of dead people found at the wreck site.

Saturday, April 01, 2017

Earth Module successfully lands in Denver

The blasted Ticklepinch, A.K.A. Sylvie ran out to the Earth Module to greet Grandma, and Grandpa, even though she had a little bit of a fever.  Sylvie is growing like a weed.  A tall skinny weed. In no time Grandpa was in the basement watching the future Olympic gymnast on her gymnastic bar doing her routine.  From Grandma Sylvie inherited the unlimited energy gene.

So for a week we will be enjoying Denver, Sylvie and her parents.  Now we have to wait for a magic spell of weather to get the Earth Module back to it's summer home.