Letter to Medcenter One. You send one

Marnie Walth

Today I recieved my Inside Medcenter One Magazine. Usually this magizine goes directly from our post office box to the garbage. However, I am so angry about health care cost that I am taking the time to write. These fluffy magazines are full of touchy feely stuff, and I could get all the information I want on the internet. You could use this magazine to let people know where hospital money is going. Why don't you print a list of every doctors salary. Why don't you print the CEO salary and benifits. When you do be sure to let me know. I want to know the total cost of paying for this magazine. I am sure it is rolled into the cost of my health care. I strongly feel the time for fluff is over and you and your hospital need to get real. Why don't you do some honest reporting on health care and health care reform? Instead we get fluff. Why don't you talk about the people who have no health care and what we can do about it? Instead we get fluff. I am going to meet with the Insurance commissioner and see if it is practical to outlaw publications like yours that merely waste the patients dollar in a feel good fashion. All these litte cost add up to unaffordable health care cost. While your hospital contributes to the problem people suffer. While 44,000 Americans die every year because they have no health insurance, you take our money and publish fluff. Where is the morality?Please make sure I do not get this magazine anymore. I strongly advise you let everyone know what it cost to publish this and ask if they want to opt out. Please donate the cost of my subscription to those without health Insurance.

Mike Quinn Hazen North Dakota

Crazy beyond belief, but Hoopleheads eat it up

There are people wandering around Lord Kadizzle's little town of Hoopleville who believe what Glenn Beck says. This right wing lunatic is now claiming that the OnStar system by GM is now actually a spry system. Yup, since Obama took over GM the OnStar system is being used to spy on everyone. The Hooples love this scary stuff and here in Hoopleville, they just wander around in a daze. Now the Hooples wisper to each other when they drive, so the OnStar cannot tell what they are saying. Since the OnStar tracks where they are, the Hooples now park their car away from the bar and walk a block. Some of the clever Hooples park at the church and walk to the bar. That way Obama thinks they are at Church. You got to love them Hoopleheads.

Help with mystery

The other day Kadizzle asked who was reading this blog. Curt and Peg replied as follows

I intervened on your behalf when the Little Ranger wanted to cite you for refusing to ride a bicycle at Texas Springs in Death Valley. Later I saved you a long drive to ER after The Commander mentioned your waistline and you collapsed on the bench clutching your chest, croaking, "My heart! Pass the cookies!" Like a hero, I passed the cookies. Finally I called off the fighter jets harassing you on the highway to Stovepipe Wells

Kadizzle and The Commander remember camping near Curt and Peg in Death Valley. Send an email Curt and Peg to dakotaquinn@gmail.com tell us where you are. The Commander said you made good cookies, I think you put something in them that made my mental illeness worse, but if I never thanked you for saving me from a heart attack, I do now. What if another heart incident occurs and we do not have an cookies, please send cookies.

Ministry for the Hoopleheads

Lord Kadizzle has started a new Jihad with the local preachers. The preachers are the most sorrowful bunch of wimps imaginable. Worse yet they mostly seem to have the hooplehead philosophy. So far Kadizzle has encountered three preachers. Each time Kadizzle ask "What is up with Jeeesus and healthcare?". Sure enough Jeeeesus watches Fox News and worried way more about socialism than health care. The old Jesus I knew as a kid that seemed pretty nice is now a nasty old guy that watches Fox New. This is the truth. All these preachers are against everyone having health care. Is this possible? Yup, socialism is just around the corner if we have health care and you know what that leads to, England, Germanny, France, and the rest of those evil socialist countries. What in the hell is wrong with these people? The Catholic Church is the only one so far that got it right. Apparently god told them single payer health care was alright. God must have been in a good mood that day, or Jeeesus is making some calls and God others. Who knows, it is all so confusing. The real dinger is one church is caught up fighting about gays and doesn't have time to worry about health care. Now you see why Kadizzle would not set foot in a church. The hypocrisy is deadly.

Get some Balls, send them to Conrad

What has Kadizzle done now? The accidental recruit.

Yesterday, the good people willing to fight the Hoopleheads for health care reform marched from Blue Cross headquarters to Senator Conrad's office. Kadizzle being an enterprising sort tried to recruit people all along the way. Fairly early in the march Kadizzle noticed a young woman with a back pack and asked her to join the march. At first Kadizzle thought perhaps the young lady just happened to be going the same way. However, as the march progressed, Kadizzle noticed the lady was tagging along. Thankful to have the participant Kadizzle decided to strike up a little conversation. It soon became apparent the the poor young girl had some serious learning disabilities. Kadizzle asked her how old she was. She stared off into the sky and said she didn't know. Then she remarked she was working on her GED. Suddenly it occurred to Kadizzle that this person had been carefully trained to walk from point A to point B where she was studying for her GED. Now, she was on camera with the news medial in front of the Federal building. Hopefully she found her way home. The amusing part will be when the care takers at the group home will see her on the news, and be befuddled how she came to join a march to advocate health care reform. Someone will be watching the news and say "Jesus, what in the hell is Mary doing there?" Well Mary fought for a good cause. It shows you don't have to be in rocket science to do the right thing, sometimes it happens accidentally.

How to make an obscene phone call

Call your representative in Congress and tell him that holding up health care reform in return for campaign contributions is obscene. I called all three yesterday. The lady from Senator Dorgan's office is very nice, so be nice to her. The other two are just hacks so give them hell. Here are the numbers.
Call: 1-866-288-1495



Press 1 for Pomeroy

Press 2 for Dorgan

Press 3 for Conrad.
When the phone answers these calls will be directed through a system, so you will be asked for your zip code. I sort of thought this was a waste of time, but the representatives are either emboldened or scared by these phone calls. It only takes a few minutes. I had a nice conversation with the Dorgan lady. We both Chatted about the serious Hooplehead infestation in North Dakota.

Take this you blasted Atheist

Lord Kadizzle counts some atheist among his best and most scholarly friends. One of his favorite atheist claims he is an orthodox atheist. Make sure he reads this, those this is directed to will know who he is. The story was on NPR today Lord Kadizzle considers himself an agnostic, which is much safer. Kadizzle must tell his agnostic story. Kadizzle was injured and had to go to the hospital. At the hospital the woman taking the form objected to Kadizzle putting down agnostic in the blank for religion. Kadizzle explained what an agnostic was to the woman and she said "You have to put down a religion". So, Kadizzle scratched the appropriate genitalia and wrote down 1-800. The woman said " What's that?". Kadizzle explained " I don't go through anyone else, I deal with God directly". Again, the woman said no. At this point the choice was chose a religion or bleed to death. Kadizzle reluctantly chose Presbyterian in hone of his mother who was one.

Who are you?

Leave a comment here and let me know how you came across the Kadizzled Blog. You don't have to leave your name. Someone in Cortez Colorado took a look, why? Nice to have you, but it it puzzling. Kadizzle can understand a lot of the North Dakota hits, but little pockets of Kadizzlites elsewhere are puzzling.

Opinion or Fact?

Lord Kadizzle had his kerfuffle with the Hazen City Commission about censorship and the local access television. There seems to be a problem with how the right wing views facts. Lord Kadizzle asked the public access people to publish the fact that Blue Cross in North Dakota gave the exiting CEO 2.5 million dollars as severance pay. Blue Cross spent 250 thousand dollars on a trip to the Carribean for it's salesmen. This information came from the Republican Insurance commissioner of North Dakota and was published in The Washington Post. However, apparently anything Lord Kadizzle says is not true, it is just opinion. It must be the assumption that every time Kadizzle opens his mouth he is lying. Kadizzle proposes that everything unpleasant about right wing beliefs is opinion.

Stanton Motorcycle Gang attacks Hazen by boat

After months of planning and boat building the motorcycle gang from Stanton assaulted Hazen in a sneak attack by boat. Apparently they though we would be taken by surprise. The leader of the Stanton cult can be seen in one of the attack boats. Please enlcarge the picture by clicking on it and notice the attack dog he is carrying in his shirt. The attack was repelled when Hazen residents dumped part of our bumper wheat crop into the boat from the bridge and sank it. The Stanton gang is devious.

Your going to shove my dog where!

Mandatory, you must watch to pass class

This explains in detail how the average American is screwed by special interest

Fluffy will be covered, but you will not

Under Senator Conrads new plan for health care there will be a public option for dogs. It will be in the park, the plan says you have to pick up the public option if that is what the dog chooses.

Fire this link to see how Blue Cross is Robbing you

You Mean You don't Make a Million a Year and get a 3 Million Severance Package?


Blue Cross of North Dakota featured for their excellent fraud in Washington Post.


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/10/09/AR2009100904085.html?wprss=rss_politics

Anti Trust legislation and Blue Cross

Someone finally figured out how to get the attention of the insurance thieves. Threaten to take away their candy. Blue Cross and other insurance monopolies are not subject to anti-trust laws. This gives them the right to rape people and deny coverage. If these laws were repealed the Federal government could regulate these scoundrels and make them compete across state lines. This would be wonderful for the consumer, but the fat guys would go nuts. As things now stand I cannot buy Blue Cross from any other state but North Dakota. This basically means I am hostage to Blue Cross ND. The amazing thing is that all the good Republicans are for "Free Competition", of course they are except when it affects them.

Lord Kadizzle and the CIA

Lord Kadizzle argues with hoopleheads incessantly. Hoopleheads always like to challenge the source of your information. Hoopleheads trust no one but Rush, and the Fox News story tellers. However, Lord Kadizzle has noticed that other Hooplehead fighters have found a strange ally. It turns out there is something called the CIA factbook. Low and behold the CIA puts out a lot of information about almost every country in the world. If you want to see how poorly the United States does in critical areas like income distribution, or infant mortality just ask the CIA. In both regard the United States come out in the race like a third world banana republic. The hoopleheads are put in the awkward position of challenging the CIA. Moral of the story, when the Hooplehead says where did you get your information. Just say from the CIA. Then to blow steam out their ears, which does them a lot of good, prove it with the CIA Factbook.

Hauling Goats to Bismarck

Lord Kadizzle is up at 4:30 A.M. At 6:10 he has to haul an old goat to Bismarck for a physical. The old goats in town know Kadizzle is available so if they need someone to take them to the doctor, they call Kadizzle. Kadizzle is happy to perform this service. It gives him a sense of purpose. However, Kadizzle always wonders why the only heathen in town gets called on. One would think that with dozens of churches in town, some religious person would help their fellow man. Nope, when you really need something done call the heathen. If you need a prayer call the church, but if you need a ride call Kadizzle. These are the same churches that don't have a hair on their arse to stand up and fight for health care reform. They are happy to pray things get better, but don't ask them to actually do anything about all the social injustices. The churches just sit and watch as income disparity drives more people into poverty.

Hauling Goats to

Fixing stupid

I was considering taking down a tree for Erin. What happens in the number two spot on this video would have been me.

Professional Buzz Kacklers

As a Judge poor old Lord Kadizzle has to be retrained yearly. Yesterday, Kadizzle sat through a boring senseless conference that had nothing to do with Judging. Some expert woman lectured us on leadership. She must have been paid a handsome sum by the State of North Dakota. Words flew around the room, we did silly test, and exercises. People shot words around. Of course we did the mandatory write some words on a big piece of paper and post it on the wall routine. I am sure many left an said that was just wonderful. On any given day the number of people tied up in ridiculous meetings listening to buzz kacklers is beyond belief.

There was a forty five minute story by an ex supreme court justice who showed up pictures of his family and told us about how he was involved in Boy Scouts. Not sure what this had to do with the Judicial process.

My letter to Senator Conrad today, you send one

Dear Senator,
I am extremely distressed about the current state of the health care bill. I want a public option. In fact I would like to see universal care. I feel you have been duplicit in defeating real health care reform. I have been supporter of you and the Democratic party, but now I am ready to abandon both over this issue. You have made a statement to the effect " A public option is not in our culture". I don't know where that comes from, but I think you fear the right wing voters in North Dakota. Those people will never vote for you. I think you make a grave mistake trying to placate the right wingers in North Dakota. You will lose the support of the true Democrats. I want someone who will fight hard for change. I do not buy the Medicare smoke screen as cover to maintain the status quo. Fix it. If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. My children will suffer because you have failed to take a strong stand on this issue. Please stand with those who want real change. That is why so many people had such high hopes for Obama. At this point like so many others I feel nothing but disappointment.

Hanging Glenn Beck with his own rope

Glenn Beck and Fox News represent the worst of our country. These people are the epidimy of the misuse of free speech. It brings Lord Kadizzle infinite joy to see that someone has taken the time to turn the table on Glenn Beck and is doing a damn good job of it. The best part is they are using every technique he does against him. It is all just too good to miss. Go to this site and read how the lawyers are mocking Beck's antics. The real beauty of it is that Beck's lawyers have to read it. It is absolutely a no win. Beck stepped right into the trap. If Beck had just ignored it, the fire would have died down, but Beck's decision to shut down his critics has just blown up in his face as planned. It would be hard to find a way to force someone to examine their own lies in detail, but the lawyers for the website Glenn Beck is trying to shut down are cutting him to shreds with his own lies.

A liar caught

Rachel Madow does an excellent job of exposing the woman who made up the lies about kill granny and the death panels. Here is Rachel exposing the worse than senseless dogmeat scum who is trying to kill health care reform. She is a paid hack

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

Put your depends on this is good

Something to think about on the way to church

For Those of You on Your Way to Church This Morning ...a note from Michael Moore

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

Friends,

I'd like to have a word with those of you who call yourselves Christians (Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, Bill Maherists, etc. can read along, too, as much of what I have to say, I'm sure, can be applied to your own spiritual/ethical values).

In my new film I speak for the first time in one of my movies about my own spiritual beliefs. I have always believed that one's religious leanings are deeply personal and should be kept private. After all, we've heard enough yammerin' in the past three decades about how one should "behave," and I have to say I'm pretty burned out on pieties and platitudes considering we are a violent nation who invades other countries and punishes our own for having the audacity to fall on hard times.

I'm also against any proselytizing; I certainly don't want you to join anything I belong to. Also, as a Catholic, I have much to say about the Church as an institution, but I'll leave that for another day (or movie).

Amidst all the Wall Street bad guys and corrupt members of Congress exposed in "Capitalism: A Love Story," I pose a simple question in the movie: "Is capitalism a sin?" I go on to ask, "Would Jesus be a capitalist?" Would he belong to a hedge fund? Would he sell short? Would he approve of a system that has allowed the richest 1% to have more financial wealth than the 95% under them combined?

I have come to believe that there is no getting around the fact that capitalism is opposite everything that Jesus (and Moses and Mohammed and Buddha) taught. All the great religions are clear about one thing: It is evil to take the majority of the pie and leave what's left for everyone to fight over. Jesus said that the rich man would have a very hard time getting into heaven. He told us that we had to be our brother's and sister's keepers and that the riches that did exist were to be divided fairly. He said that if you failed to house the homeless and feed the hungry, you'd have a hard time finding the pin code to the pearly gates.

I guess that's bad news for us Americans. Here's how we define "Blessed Are the Poor": We now have the highest unemployment rate since 1983. There's a foreclosure filing once every 7.5 seconds. 14,000 people every day lose their health insurance.

At the same time, Wall Street bankers ("Blessed Are the Wealthy"?) are amassing more and more loot -- and they do their best to pay little or no income tax (last year Goldman Sachs' tax rate was a mere 1%!). Would Jesus approve of this? If not, why do we let such an evil system continue? It doesn't seem you can call yourself a Capitalist AND a Christian -- because you cannot love your money AND love your neighbor when you are denying your neighbor the ability to see a doctor just so you can have a better bottom line. That's called "immoral" -- and you are committing a sin when you benefit at the expense of others.

When you are in church this morning, please think about this. I am asking you to allow your "better angels" to come forward. And if you are among the millions of Americans who are struggling to make it from week to week, please know that I promise to do what I can to stop this evil -- and I hope you'll join me in not giving up until everyone has a seat at the table.

Thanks for listening. I'm off to Mass in a few hours. I'll be sure to ask the priest if he thinks J.C. deals in derivatives or credit default swaps. I mean, after all, he must've been good at math. How else did he divide up two loaves of bread and five pieces of fish equally amongst 5,000 people? Either he was the first socialist or his disciples were really bad at packing lunch. Or both.

Yours,
Michael Moore
MMFlint@aol.com
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Absolute Best Political Show

Last night The Commander and Lord Kadizzle watched Bill Maher. Bill Maher is on HBO and has absolutely the best commentary, guest and comedy about politics. If you haven't watched him you will quickly get hooked. Last night he had Tom Friedman, and Richard Dawkins. Because it is on cable he can really tell it the way it is. No one cuts the Hoopleheads to shreds better. It is interesting that a lot of progressive are starting to get pretty disappointed with the lack of progress by Obama. Obama seems to think you can be nice to Republicans and get some results. It is a hopeless strategy, try it with a rattlesnake. For a daily dose of hoople bashing Kadizzle recommends first in the morning a good dose of the New York Times. To get you self pissed at the simple minded read the Bismarck Tribune. Although Ken Rodgers did do a sensible editorial for once. Ken Rodgers tried to point out to the Hooples how socialistic North Dakota is. Then he tried to make excuses and say it is not really so. Later in the day if you need to see what simple mindedness can do to people listen to Rush on KFYR. It is a disgrace to that radio station. For the one to drive you over the top watch Glenn Beck. This is the nut case that drives my medicine cost up.

Now for the fun part. The Ed show is starting to turn out pretty good. Ed has his daily Psycho, and he goes right at the heart of the Hooples. Hard Ball is well balanced, and relatively mild, but informative. Then comes my daily hero, Kieth Olberman. His worst person in the world feature is my favorite. Usually it is Rush, Beck, or the simple minded Congress woman from Minnesota. There are enough other worst thrown in to make it interesting. Now, back to the beginning Bill Maher is the best. He can fire a rocket up the Republican rectum better than any of them.

Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a young girl in 1990?

This is just too good to be true. Someone has set up a web site to turn the tables on Glenn Beck. They are spreading the story that Glenn Beck rapped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Just like the sickening tactics Beck uses they are just asking a retorical question. Like Beck they don't have an ounce of truth, but just like Beck they let it spin and the Hooples will soon be sopping it up. If you want to have some fun just do some research. What is really mind blowing is that Beck is suing the people who are pulling the kind of shit he does every day. Of course he just digs himself in deeper because the whole thing gets more PR. It is revenge at it's best. These people have engineered the perfect way to torture the nit wit with his own weapons. It doesn't get much better. Now, Beck says Saturday Night Live is out to destroy him, just like they did Sara Palin. I think this nuckle head is going to implode. What will the Hoopleheads do? Beck has not denied the murder, so he must have done it, by Beck logic.

What a Senator say about Beck fake crying

"Only in America can you make that much money crying," Graham said of Beck. "Glenn Beck is not aligned with any party. He is aligned with cynicism and there has always been a market for cynics. But we became a great nation not because we are a nation of cynics. We became a great nation because we are a nation of believers."

How Glenn Beck fakes tears

How to make up an Urban Legend

Watch this video on the Kadizzle blog, or down below. The looney representative from Minnesota uses a classic technique of the Glenn Beck crowd. She just makes up the term "Sex Clinic" and tell the Hoopleheads it is in the health care bill. Of course the Hooples just eat it up. Now the Hooples go to the coffee shop and tell how they heard kids will have sex clinics in school. The lie spreads like wildfire. None of the Hooples will check to see what the bill actually says. Just like the Death Panel bullshit it is all made up. Watch this closely because this nitwit just made this up. It will hit your coffee shop within a day or two. See if Glenn and Rush help get the spin going.

Megan Meets the Ticklepich

Winter is setting in

It is that time of year for transitions. Winter is gradually sneaking into North Dakota. When it gets here you will know it. The boat is out of the water, and soon the gun will be poping some pheasants. When the pheasants give out it is time to head south. Fall is nice in North Dakota, but spring is dreadful. You don't want to be here from Jan until April. Hopefully there are a lot of nice days left this fall, but today we are getting a mild taste of what can and will happen. Mild drizzle, wind, overcast, and not a good day to be outside.

Antiques Road show features Senator

Watching Antiques Road show the other day I was amazed to see a man in line pull a senator out of his pocket and ask the appraiser what he was worth. The appraiser was shocked, but told the gentleman that he had recently seen a senator in North Dakota sold to the health insurance lobby for 2.6 million dollars. The appraiser said the fair market price could even be higher if the senator could be guaranteed to vote against the public option. Democratic senators that would vote against their own party are worth way more the specialist said. After examining the senator the appraiser said the senator would be worthless after the next election so the inquirer would do well to sell him now for what ever he could get.

SueEasy | People vs Blue Cross Blue Shield of North Dakota Class Action Lawsuit - Emerging Class Action

SueEasy | People vs Blue Cross Blue Shield of North Dakota Class Action Lawsuit - Emerging Class Action

Lord Kadizzle has started a class action law suit against Blue Cross Blue Shield of North Dakota. To make this successful YOU need to join. Blue Cross has spent excessive sums on salaries for the CEO's and used our premium money for vacations to the Caribbean. The CEO has resigned and taken millions with him in the process. I want my money back. Additionally Blue Cross has been using premiums to hire lobbyist that lobby against it's members wishes. I want a public option in the new health care bill. Blue Cross has done everything it can to defeat this measure. Click on the highlighted link above and join today.
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The Stupids are stepping out

Wonderful day to take the Ticklepinch on a walk in the mountains.

Planning Military maneuvers

Kadizzle and military Bubba hold a conference in the hot tub. When the wise men went to admire baby Jesus they spent less money and time than the Kadizzles have with their new grandchild Sylvie. Every laugh, gurgle, burp and belch is documented and preserved for posteriety. Sylvie's servants let no need go unfullfilled. We got nannies, and granies, and aunties, and just about anything in between. The planets have been rearranged to suit Sylvie's schedule.

The Kadizzles celebrate The Feast of the Lazy

As Fran slowly cooks the leg of lamb on the barbie it is time for the Saturday night bath. As is the custom the women go first. Once the women are properly chlorinated they are ready for the feast of the lazy. The feast of the Lazy starts the most high holy season. The feast of the lazy is a tradition to celebrate the birth of the first grandchild. In Orthodox Kadizzelism a child born in a year with a good June berry harvest is thought to be a special blessing. To end the feast June Berry pie will be served warm with ice cream. Part of the tradition is to hide the remaining pie until morning. In the morning if no one has found the pie over night another pie ritual is performed that involves a terrible fight over the remaining pie. It is considered a curse to have any pie left by high noon. As the mother superior shouts "That's Megan's pie" the other members of the clan try to sneak as much as possible without being found out. Tradition holds that the pie is magic and disappears by itself.

Bee Bumble Bee and her neice Ticklepinch

Of course they would have matching swim suites

Why Conrad will not support Public Option

Conrad likes that insurance company loot, and hates to go against the Republicans in North Dakota so here is the story he told Ezra Klien. It is a total cop out and crock of shit, but it is the best he can do.

Do you support the public option?

No.

Why?

I go back to the T.R. Reid book. I don't think a government-run plan best fits this culture. A plan that's not government-run has the best chance of succeeding in being passed into law.

Second, and this is very important to my thinking, the public option as defined by the committee of jurisdiction in the House, the Ways and Means Committee, is tied to Medicare levels of reimbursement. My state has the second-lowest level of Medicare reimbursement in the country. If my state is tied to that reimbursement, every hospital goes broke.

People say, "Just fix it." I've been on the Finance Committee more than 15 years. I've been trying to fix the unfair aspects of Medicare reimbursement all the time. We run into the House. Membership is determined by population, and the big population states write levels of reimbursement that unfairly treat hospitals in states like mine. My hospitals get one-half as much as urban hospitals to treat the same illnesses.

What about a public plan that can't use Medicare rates?

There are discussions going on about that. Obviously, it would be very important that it would be clear that it's not tied to Medicare levels of reimbursement. Those of us in low-reimbursement states would have our health infrastructure put at risk.

SNL Perfects Beck Imatation

Barbra Walters, and Whoopie confront lying Scum Beck

Glenn Beck Gets Torched on The View - watch more funny videos

Glenn Beck and the Hoopleheads

Hardly a day goes by that Glenn Beck does not just pull some fact out of thin air. If he were ever confronted with the question "How do you verify that?", poor old Glenn would have to say I forgot the name of the source, just like he did with the crowd count at the million moron march. The Hoopleheads figure if Glenn Said it it is true. Limbaugh pulls the same crap. There was a fight on a school bus between some black kids and a white kid. Limbaugh said Obama caused it. Just made it up out of nowhere, but the Hooples eat it up. Lord Kadizzle has never met a Hooplehead that understands the concept of research or proof, or scientific investigation. A Hoople figures if uncle Willy believes it, that is good enough for me. People used to get lynched in the south. Most of them were convicted with Hooplehead logic. You have a major network, Fox that deals in nothing but scaring Hoopleheads with fabricated nonsense, this scares Lord Kadizzle. Take a Hooplehead under you wing and gently explain to them how you can find out if something is true.

Kadizzle to fight midget on behalf of Blue Cross

Lord Kadizzle will fight a midget today to raise money for Blue Cross to lobby against the public option. Yesterday, the president of Blue Cross in Fargo said he was for competition. To show the kind of competition Blue Cross is for Kadizzle will fight a midget in front of Blue Cross today. Fuzzy Cupid the famous midget wrestler has agreed to the bout. Kadizzle weighs well over two hundred pounds. Fuzzy comes in at 68lbs and is four feet tall. Some of Kadizzles family members have put money on Fuzzy. Kadizzle will wear skin tight leotards and have a big Blue Cross on them. The midget will be dressed as the public and will have a screw on his outfit. This will represent how the public is getting screwed by not having a public option. Senator Conrad has agreed to referee the bout and has assured everyone the public option has no chance as long as the insurance lobby gives him his 1.6 million for being referee.

How The Republicans are defeating health care

BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS

Hug a Hater Day

Lord Kadizzle just found out it is hug a hater day. Fox News is going to have to be shut down with all the hugs they will be getting. Rush Limbaugh will be overwhelmed.

Glenn Beck's new book "Dare to be Stupid"

If you could build a sieve that would sift out the hoopleheads it might involve Glenn Beck. Anyone who would watch and believe that raving lunatic would fit through the big holes in the sieve. Beck has reached a new low in spin and scare journalism. Beck's new book "Dare to be Stupid", explains in detail how instead of thinking you just feel things. If it feels like it fits believe it seems to be the secret to daring to be stupid. If you feel scared, then you are scared, so listen to Beck and he will tell you what to be scared about. Change is one thing you got to be scared of. Obama is a scary black man, and no matter what he says or does it is scary and socialist inspired. Being stupid means someone is always trying to get something from you like taxes, or your rights, or your gun. Being stupid is a relatively simple process, but if you are stupid, Beck needs a whole book to tell you how to improve on your paranoia. Beck himself made a great leap into stupidity when he became a Mormon. Read about that gang of idiots and you will see how Beck got his start in stupidity. Remember they are the ones that found the sacred tablets under a rock in New York.

The Good Ship Soveriegn is on the hard

As they say in the vernacular, the good ship Sovereign is on the hard. Yesterday the boat came out of the water for the season. Sovereign must have thought it was too early and resisted, but after a lot of struggle the boat was finally on the trailer and stored for winter.

A brief Introduction

Hooplehead logic is amazing. Watch the old video below to see Rush Limbaugh, and Glenn Beck in action. Then go on to the other story below. Claghorn used to live up the street from me and is a firm believer in hooplehead logic. According to Claghorn as you will note in the video, "The South did not lose the Civil War, it was called on account of darkness". This is how hoopleheads think.

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Hooplehead Logic with Senator Claghorn

Yesterday Lord Kadizzle met Senator Claghorn at the local slummers paradise store. Kadizzle had been anxious to meet Claghorn to get his reaction to Kadizzle's latest rant in the Guzuntiet Gazette. The Guzuntiet Gazette is the local paper. Kadizzle knew steam would come out Claghorn's ear when he read Kadizzle's attack on the Hoopleheads.

A major part of the letter dealt with the Hoopleheads reaction to Obama's recent speech to school children. Kadizzle asked Claghorn "What was wrong with the speech, he just told the kids to study hard, stay in school and take responsibility for themselves?". Claghorn replied "It was all just Conservative philosophy". Kadizzle "Isn't that what you believe in?". Claghorn "Yes, but Obama doesn't believe it, so he should not have said it to school children". Kadizzle " Wow, Claghorn, Obama says to the kids exactly what any conservative would call ideal and he is criticized?". So it turns out according to Claghorn that conservatives have a monopoly on studying hard, personal responsibility, and staying in school.

Rush started criticizing the speech before Obama ever made it. Rush, and the other right wing dingers were sure that there would be something in it they could attack. When it turned out the speech contained nothing they disagreed with, they claimed it was a trick, because Obama did not really believe it. Claghorn was parroting the Hooplehead doctrine put out by Rush. So as it turns out, no matter what Obama said it was wrong. If he agreed with the Hooples it was a trick and if he didn't he was a dirty socialist. This is Hooplehead logic it is infallible. Claghorn served in the ND legislature for many years and his most famous quote was "Education just confuses people", good thing Rush doesn't.

Dare to be Stupid

Lord Kadizzle just thought of a new feature for the Kadizzled Blog. "Dare to be stupid". Today will be the first entry. Two of my sailing friends decided to sail downwind to an Island. Late in the day the weather was predicted to come from the direction they had to return to with a vengence. As predicted the wind howled from 30 to 35. It looked like they were going to make it back before the big blow, but Click of the Click and Clack team relized he forgot his shoes on the island. Well back to the island they went. Now the hurricane force winds were blowing. So Click and Clad spent the night on the island. This morning Kadizzle had to take a boat trailer and retrieve them from the eastern edge of the lake. Kadizzle had his own round of dare to be stupid. Kadizzle had the idea he could bring the sail boat back with the mast up. Kadizzle scouted a route thru a farmers field that he thought would get him around the only power line. Kadizzle had done the same stupid sailing stunt himself twenty years ago and recalled there was only one power line in the way. Not very long into the journey another power line appeared. By a mirical there was a simple way around. Just as we got to the highway, yet another power line appeared that had not been there twenty years ago. At this point the dare to be stupid crew had to take the mast down. Had we hit a power line with the mast we could surely have won the contest for the year.

Boycott Glenn Beck and all of Fox News

Lord Kadizzle is an extreme advocate of free speech. Glenn Beck has every right to say as he wishes. However, Lord Kadizzle does not have to buy from people who support him. Few people with a good message have a hard time being heard. The bad news is some people feed on hate speech, the kind Limbaugh, and Beck sell by the ton. If you don't want to see these demagogues lead us into the mess Hitler created, you need to do something. You can go to Color of Change web site and sign up to boycott Beck's sponsors. A host of respectable companies have left him already including Wal Mart, Best Buy and sixty others. This is American do what you want, but Kadizzle is joing the boycott. Kadizzle calls every 800 number on Becks sponsors and tells them what he thinks about this nut case.

Take a Hooplehead to lunch and read this to them

What Bush did to the economy. From today's New York Times. "Last week, the Census Bureau released a statistical report on the last year of George W. Bush’s presidency. The numbers were brutal. On every indicator, Americans lost ground during the Bush era. The median income slumped. The poverty rate increased. The percentage of Americans without health insurance rose." If the Hooplehead could just realize that tax breaks for the rich is nothing more than an illusion this mess would not have occurred. Read the whole story for yourself. If you are a hooplehead and have an explanation of why this is not so, please share it.

Met Jesus on a motorcycle, had Mary along

Lord Kadizzle has wanted to confront the local preachers about health care for everyone. Yesterday as Kadizzle filled the truck with gas he noticed a local preacher on his Harley, on the back was his wife. Realizing this was the equivalent of Joseph taking Mary to the manger I confronted the preacher to get his views. Kadizzled explained to the preacher his disappointment that none of the preachers had the balls to speak up about health care. Apparently preachers don't have balls, they believe in virgin birth. Next, the conversation evolved into what the preacher did believe. When Kadizzle mentioned Rush, and all the other right wing liars, the preacher said he listened to and believed them all. We were off to the races. Mary piped up about how the main goal was to prevent socialism, not help each other. The important thing was freedom. Mary wanted a country where you were free to be as dumb as you want, and spread it. Mary asked Kadizzle "Do you have a personal relationship with Jeeeesus?". Kadizzle explained he had a personal relationship with The Commander, and the Commander was pretty particular about who else he could have these relationships with". Men in flowing robes and sandels were questionable. After Kadizzle explained to the Biblical Harley saints that the fire department was socialist, the police were socialist, and the Medicare they were getting was socialist. Mary said Medicare was alright because they paid for it. Apparently in socialist countries they don't pay for anything, even what the government provided. After talking to the preacher motorcycle gang it became apparent Jeesus was more worried about taxes than health care.

When Kadizzle went in the gas station to buy his diet coke, he stood at the head shaking his head in disbelief about what a redneck preacher he had just met. The clerk said is something wrong. Kadizzle explained he just found out Jeeesus was against health care for everyone. Mary told him it was up to Christians to take care of each other, "but it doesn't work" she said. So until we get Jeeesus on our side things look pretty dim in Hazen.

Bee Bumble Bee (A.K.A. Megan Quinn) hits bigtime

Lucky Magazine and People Style are featuring my talented daughter this month.

It is a beautiful day in the Neighbor Hood

It is a beautiful day in the neighborhood, would you, could you be my neighbor? One reason Kadizzle lives where he does, is because he has good neighbors. Tolerant people always willing to help and share. If more people could have different opinions, but get along like we do on Kadizzle lane the world would be better.

One of the best recent developments in our little burg is the return of the midgets. In the last year the population of small people has exploded. Lord Kadizzle enjoys kids on the street. It is fun just to have them around. Up on the corner are the potato heads. The potato heads are usually out in the yard wandering around aimlessly. Across the street is Biscuit and Gravy's family. Gravy is one of the older members of the gang on the street. Gravy has figured out old Lord Kadizzle is goof for some diet coke or other goody. Recently Gravy was out in his back yard pouring every flavor of drink mix into a jug. The result was Gravy juice, a strange mixture that taste like lime, cherry, orange, and grape.

Sing Along, Glenn Beck Scare Me

Fox News reports fake murder story from ACORN video as fact

Fox News reports fake murder story from ACORN video as fact

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Fooling Hoopleheads 101 with Glenn Beck

Last night Glenn Beck was puffing up his million moron march on Washington. Official estimates of the number of people were 70,000. Glenn likes the number 2 million better. Glenn some "Some college, I can't remember, did a photo study and put the number at 2 million". Of course Glenn cannot remember the name of the college, because then you could check the facts, but the Hoopleheads just take his word for it. Hoopleheads think that if you heard it at the coffee shop it is evidence admissible in court. Facts are pretty cheap for Hoopleheads.

Don't Blame Me

Young people are getting blasted every day by the legacy of the Bush administration. As my children and yours grow older they will find out how broke they are because of what the George Bush's and Glenn Becks did to them. Are they paying attention no. As of all people Cody from up the street pointed out on Facebook today, nobody notices the sorrowful performance of Joe Wilson, or for that matter even knows who he is, but every little twitter bug got upset because a rapper took the microphone from a country singer at an awards ceremony. Cody grew up with my kids and actually seems to notice what is really going on. The rest of the bumble heads are stuck on planet "People Magazine". It is easy for my generation of right wing dingers to cheat the next generation by charging the future to them. Simple create a deversion like a black guy spewing some rap.

Billionairs for Wealthcare

Fox News Recipe for a good fantasy

" Fox Fantasy Recipe
1. A small dash of a distorted fact
2. An slice of hate, cook until it turns the color you don't like
3. A large portion of fear
4. Fresh diced urban myths involving minorities or Mexicans

Mix the distorted facts with the fear. Cook until any reality is unrecognizable. Garnish with the hate, and serve in a bowl labeled truth at the coffee shoppe. A small portion will serve a whole crowd of idiots. "

Glenn Beck calls himself a hopeless alcoholic

Fair and Balanced, my Ass

The following is from a story about Obama coverage in the Washington Post. The battle cry of Fox News is Fair and Balanced. This is an independent survey of "Fair and Balanced" on Fox.

The most favorable evaluations appeared in front-page Times stories (61 percent positive), while ABC's "World News" was the most positive newscast (53 percent positive) and "NBC Nightly News" the least (45 percent positive). Separately, the study found that Obama's coverage was just 23 percent positive on the news segments of "Special Report," Fox News's Washington newscast.

Fox News the wonderful network of hate, racism, and lies, brought to you by Hanity, Beck, and O'Rielly. My daughter shocked me when she told me the other night Bill O the clown was actually question some their own lies. Perhaps he forgot Glenn Made them up.

Plain Vinilla Racism

Most people in North Dakota have never talked to a black person. It is as if someone from another planet became president. Worse yet the black man speaks well and is very well educated. This creates confusion and fear among the right wing hoopleheads. Take time to read what Maureen Dowd says in the NYT today. Lord Kadizzle has been very reluctant to come to this conclusion, but at some point the evidence becomes overwhelming.

Hoopleheads spotted in Hazen

You don't see the Hoopleheads too often, but I spotted them getting ready to go to the Glen Beck hate rally this morning. Normally they are scared a Black man might yell "Socialism" at them. The Hooples kept their kids home so they did not get encouraged to learn anything by the Black President. The Hoople told their kids "If we need to know something Fox News will tell us". PG on the far right reminded them that "Education just confuses people". When the Hooples get to Washington with their Tea Bag Friends they are going to get to hear a whole new version of how the Earth was formed.

Getting Scared is Fun

If you ever watch little kids they actually like to get scared. A lot of adults never outgrow the idea. Remember Y2K when all the computers were going to fail and the world was going to end? Remember 9/11 when the world was going to go into complete turmoil? The list goes on and on, but life also goes on and these mega disasters never quite materialize. When they do we live through it. We lived through the depression. The right wing knows nothing sells to the Hoopleheads like fear. Someone is going to get your money, someone is going to read your mail, someone is going to take your Bible. Fear is the best possible motivators for Hoopleheads. Once the Hoopleheads are in panic the sharks run in and rob them. Never fails. Who buys when the market is at the bottom. Yup it is the people who know times will get better. Watching Fox knews whip up the Hoopleheads has become an addictive passtime for Lord Kadizzle. Fox uses every cheap trick in the book. The ultimate demagague is Gleen Beck. What a nut case. These crazies constantly contradict themselves, but the Hoolpes never notice. They make predictions that are proven wrong time after time, and the Hooples don't notice. Obama's speech was going to advocate communism Rush Limbaugh said. After the speech Limbaugh said "The speech was full of conservative principles". Now which is it Rush? Rush is a classic. Never are callers allowed to get through to him who disagree with him. When one fools the screeners it is a blast to hear the wind bag hit with reality. Lets all listen to right wing radio, Fox News and get worked into a frenzy and run. That is far better than just putting out the fire and going on with life.

Against sunshine, rain, hope, and the Future

The spoil sport Republicans would not clap for Jesus if he appeared. They sit there against sunshine, rain, hope, and the future. Sorrowful people stuck in the past. It was sad to see elected officials so caught up in supporting corporations and the rich that they seemed offended by the idea of letting the peasants have health care. President Obama gave an excellent inspirational speech last night, but it apparently turned the the Republicans to stone. The idea that a man could speak full coherent sentences stunned them after eight years of their hero Bubba Bush. They sat there like stunned school children being chided for a prank. Indeed they should be ashamed. Led by their lame Fox News lunatics these gangsters of greed spread their hate and racism and feed on the simple mindedness of the hoopleheads.

Hooplehead Sparklers

Watching the Hoopleheads is amazing. Yesterday Obama gave his speech to school children. The Hoopleheads had been told by Rush it would be a communist manifesto. Then Rush said it was nothing but what conservatives have believed in all along. Did the Hoopleheads realize the contradiction that their drug crazed god made? Nope the Hoople just keep on spinning. Now, after Sara Palin has been totally discredited with her "Death Panel " lies, she is going to give it another go. The leming Hooples just sit in front of Glen Beck and get their dose of simple mindedness. There is no hope. How can the Hooples who make up about 25% of the population have such a devestating effect on reality.

Lord Kadizzle and Jasper Littlebottom

Do I really live on this planet?

Listening to Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck make me wonder if by mistake Lord Kadizzle landed on the wrong planet. To hear the total nonsense of these people shot out over the airwaves, and know people soak it up and believe it shock me. Glen Beck has gone totally nuts. Last night it was terrific watching Kieth Olberman make fun of him, but to think people actually believe the lunacy he shoots out amazes me.

On the way to Bismarck yesterday my old right wing nut case friend that used to live up the street told me he believes there are "Death Panels". Obama is going to speak to school children to encourage them to get good grades and the lunies are saying it is a communist plot. Do I really live on this planet? Can we really be this stupid and still exist?

Schedule your lake fires.

Lord Kadizzle and Dennis Dietz went up to the lake today for a little sail and some repair work. First we stopped at Kit's marina to fix a cable on Bill's boat. When we drove in Kadizzle made a swing through the boat parking lot. Some fellow was there working on his RV. While speaking with Captian Kit the Pick City fire siren went off, so we went out to see what was going on. The RV fellow had managed to set his RV on fire. Kadizzle helped move a boat and camper away from the emolution. As the fire progressed the propane tanks released with a nice effect, and the gas tank also added it's excitement. However, the effect every movie has never occurred, there was no explosion. Apparently no one was available for the Pick City volunteer fire department. Everyone was working. Same for Riverdale. So even though the fire siren made a nice sound nothing happened. When the Hazen Fire dept arrived about an hour after the fire started everything was gone. The moral of the story is schedule your Pick City Fires during evening hours or weekends. The fire department is not open from during working hours.

Life as a Young Person in Woodsdale

My sister Kate the great historian of Wheeling, West Virginia asked me to write something about growing up in Woodsdale. Woodsdale was the suburb in Wheeling where Lord Kadizzle mastered the art of insanity.


MyLife as a young person in Woodsdale seems as far away as Jupiter. The things that happened in Woodsdale seem like remembering tribal rituals from another planet. Young people on the planet Woodsdale were incessant explorers always seeking the unknown. The unknown was everywhere. The United States has NASA, but Woodsdale had WASA, Woodsdale Aliens Seeking Adventure. The fartherst reach of the galaxy from Poplar Avenue was somewhere in the extreme envirionment of Stratford Hill. WASA idiotornots well equipped with all the left over World War Two material that could be found in atticts in the neighborhood. The young explorers would head to the hill with bayonets, canteens, and machettes strapped to their sides. Big Rock was the first major find outside the terrestial limits of the paved streets. I can remeber sitting on the rock eating what was then space food, penut butter and jelly sandwitches. Sitting on the rock the young explorers talked about how the chief of the Stratford Indians used to sit on the rock with the tribe below him and make great proclimations. Such as "All Indians must be home before Dark".

As we got older we pushed the limit of the known universe clear to the old cistern that was part of the original Stratford Hill Hotel. One night when we were older we actually slept in that cistern and shot mice all night with a BB gun.

Back in the settled part of the universe the idiotornots explored every known nook and crany of the old houses in the neighborhood. Inevitably the small band of boys nested. The nest were under porches. Each of the old houses had a little door somewhere that allowed access under the porch. Who ever built the house must have know that at some point young boys would need a place to smoke cigars, look at Playboy Magazine, and plot to get into trouble. The person who built the porches did not proveid for lighting, so candles were the main source of light. By some miricale we never burnt a house down. Sorry to say that the meeting places were well stocked with cigars and cigarettes provided courtesy of the Drug Store. A certian member of the gang who will not be named had no hesitation to relieve "Doc Hanger" of all the cigars we needed. I remember refering to the old pharmacist as "Doc Hanger" because either Doc or the custormer would always greet one another by saying "How's it hanging?". Judging by the amount of smoking we did it is amazing no one had cancer by age twelve.

I am sure my father must have know what was going on under our back porch. One day I can remember sitting under the porch smoking when the kitchen door opened. My father stepped outside to give a soliliquy. His words were " It sure smells smokey out here, some day I will have to look and see where all that smoke is coming from". We all felt like we had been shot at and missed.

If there was a hole we went in it. If there was a culvert or a tunner we went thru it. If there was a tree we went up it. Climbing on the roof didn't bother us a bit. We ruined a lot of expensive slate roofs. The drop from the gutters on our roof to the ground was about thirty feet. One day sitting near the peak of the roof on our house the piece of slate I was sitting on came loose and like a sled propelled me down to the gutter. With certiantity I thought I was going over. By a mirical I managed to stop myself in the old fashing wide gutter. If it had been a modern home I would be a foot shorter to this day, or have my head peaking out a small hole in my blue jeans.

One of the earliest lessons I learned was with Steven Leibold. Steven and I had heard what fun kids were having breaking windows down at the old skating rink where Elby's is now built. The building was going to be torn down for the interstate so kid seemed to think it was harmless to throw stones thru the windows. Steve and I rode our bikes down to the big old building and started tossing stones. We had hardly broken a window when a pickup truck pulled out from behind the building and came at us at very high speed, seeming with the intention of running us over. The guy was going so fast that he missed us and turned to come back. Somehow we started peddling faster than I knew a bike could go. We headed under the railroad passageway and immediately ducked into the bushes. The truck went screaming by shortly after that. As I young person it left a lasting impression on my of "What could possibly go wrong". Ever there after I always asked myself that question before committing some act that had the potential for exploding. Incedently I have spent my life in the field of Safety Management. This was indeed the creed I have always tried to instill in the simple minded.

The Commander and Ticklepinch

A good sailing story about Ted Kennedy

A hunting friend told me about this tribute to Ted Kennedy, if you are a sailor you will enjoy the story. It is in two parts. It has a ring about it that reminds me of many lake adventures. More than anything about the time The Commander and Lord Kadizzle raced a 19ft catermeran in 35knts of wind.

Part two sailing story

I'll be with you when the deal goes down

These are the lyrics to "When the deal goes down". Gaurantee you if you have not heard this Bob Dylan song you will like it.



In the still of the night, in the world's ancient light
Where wisdom grows up in strife
My bewildering brain, toils in vain
Through the darkness on the pathways of life
Each invisible prayer is like a cloud in the air
Tomorrow keeps turning around
We live and we die, we know not why
But I'll be with you when the deal goes down

We eat and we drink, we feel and we think
Far down the street we stray
I laugh and I cry and I'm haunted by
Things I never meant nor wished to say
The midnight rain follows the train
We all wear the same thorny crown
Soul to soul, our shadows roll
And I'll be with you when the deal goes down

Well, the moon gives light and it shines by night
When I scarcely feel the glow
We learn to live and then we forgive
O'r the road we're bound to go
More frailer than the flowers, these precious hours
That keep us so tightly bound
You come to my eyes like a vision from the skies
And I'll be with you when the deal goes down

Well, I picked up a rose and it poked through my clothes
I followed the winding stream
I heard the deafening noise, I felt transient joys
I know they're not what they seem
In this earthly domain, full of disappointment and pain
You'll never see me frown
I owe my heart to you, and that's sayin' it true
And I'll be with you when the deal goes down

The good old Urban Legend

Yesterday Lord Kadizzle got an email about how the song "In God We Trust" has been banned by radio stations. Sounds strange doesn't it? When you read these things you can always smell something fishy. The key to this one was the fact that no specific radio station was mentioned. When these rumors are spread they always use the technique of being vague. Of course if the thing was entirely traced to its roots it turns out the implication is somehow Obama is behind it. Now we all know there is a a crowd that believes Obama is the Anti Christ out to do us in. People afraid of black people naturally will be prone to believe Obama doesn't want you to have "In God we Trust" on our money. Being afraid, paranoid, and hopped up on foolishness is what used to lead to lynchings and all the other fun things of the far right. The Snopes site does a good job of busting these phony rumors. If you suspect you are being fed a story check it out. Sometimes you don't even have to go that far. When Sara Palin declares there are "Death Panels" you should take it at face value to be a bunch of nonsense.

Part two Conrad VS Kadizzle

Driving while High

Yesterday the Kadizzle crew drove to the top of Mount Evans. Mount Evans is the highest point in North America you can reach by car on a paved road. The road is treacherous and Kadizzle was amazed the area was not littered with cars that missed a curve.

Lying and spinning

Don't buy a car from Chrysler or GM. This is the advice from Rush Limbaugh because both companies belong to Obama. Can you imagine the ultimate pig Rush telling people this. Glen Beck, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O the clown and the rest of the Fox News gang are truly trying to destroy the country with hate and lies.

Shoot Out with Senator Conrad in Center ND

A nice gathering of hoopleheads appeared in Center today to question Senator Conrad about health care. First they heard from a "Panel". Panel members got to give a nice little speech about their thoughts on health care before Conrad spoke. Of course the panel members all took the pro Conrad "No Public Option" approach. Before Conrad spoke Lord Kadizzle interrupted and asked why someone could not give a speech in favor of the Public Option. Conrad should be credited for his willingness to let Lord Kadizzle speak. Lord Kadizle gave a speech favoring the public optioin and chided Conrad for thinking he could side up to the right, and still have the left in his pocket.

During the public gathering of course socialism and abortion had to be tied to health care reform. Go to one of these meetings and learn how hoopleheads feed on misinformation. It is a good experience.

One of top Three Spots to overnight on the lake

Captain Quinn gets new Wheel for Truck

Click on the Picture to see a nice view of The Badlands

Don't talk to the Canadians

What an amazing experience. This morning Lord Kadizzle had a long discussion with two Canadians at the Hazen RV park. His Lordship asked them how they like Canadian health. They said they loved it. When told about what Kadizzle had to say about American health care and what it cost they were amazed. Lord Kadizzle also asked about all the scary stories Fox News and the right wingers are putting out. They just laughed. The woman was a nurse in the Canadian system, so she certianly was in a positon to know something about it.

When I walked out the door my old right wing friend was cutting the grass in front of the RV park. I told him to go in and have a little conversation with the Canadians. He steadfastly refused. He wanted his view of Canadian health care provided by Fox News. What Canadians had to say about their health care mattered little to him. The truth could only be obtained on Fox News. The Canadians tell me they pay $400 dollars per year. I pay $821, with a $2,000 deductable. When the Canadians come to our country they have to take out special insurance because out system is so out of control. If you want to keep your head in the right wing fog, don't talk to the Canadians.

Update on Conrad

Last night Lord Kadizzle talked to Senator Conrad in person at the Beulah Civic Center. Conrad said he could not support the public option because it would bankrupt hospitals in North Dakota. Instead Conrad is proposing health cooperatives, which may not be such a bad idea.

When the question session came up Kadizzle asked Conrad why the government did not raise money by removing the social security exemption for those making more than 106k. Conrad dodged the question and talked about offshore tax havens. I have directly asked Senator Dorgan the same question with the same result. At the same time I asked what the Democrats would do about the extreme concentration of wealth in our country by the top one percent. Again no answer. Taxing the rich seems out of the question for both Conrad and Dorgan. My faith in the Democrats is getting shaky.

Senator Conrad surrenders to Hoopleheads

North Dakota is plagued with people who believe in Rush Limbaugh and believe in the death panels of Sara Palin. Instead of confronting these people directly, Conrad has chosen to play into their hands. Conrad says he will not go along with the "Public Option". Any real reform with health care will never happen if we do not have a public option. If you want to give up everything we gained by getting rid of Bush do nothing. If you want to move Forward let Conrad know he has lost your support if he caves in to the hoopleheads.

Gofer caught in front yard using Hooplehead device

Yesterday Lord Kadizzle set out to capture a vicious gofer that set up residence near our front door. For 19.95 Lord Kadizzle bought the Kern's gofer begone device. The manufacture actually sent their sales representative to my house with the device. He arrived on a motorcycle with a helmet designed to make him look like a large gofer riding a motorcycle.

The factory rep gave me a brief run down on how the trap worked. You place the trap near the gofer hole. The trap is nothing but a piece of drain pipe with a sock on the end. Now the agent explained gofers are just like Hoopleheads, you can scare them into doing anything. He asked if I was a Republican politician. When I asked why, he said that in order to catch gofers you had to lie and be able to scare Hoopleheads.

The agent told me you set up a situation where the gofer would get scared and find it easier to run into the trap than get back to his hole. Lork Kadizzle began to see the scheme. It was just like bilking the Hooples.

So after the salesman left I put the trap out by the front door. When the gofer went out and toward the seeds I sprinkled near the trap, I rushed out the door and yelled "Obama is going to kill your grandmother". The gofer panicked just like a Hoopleheads and ran right into the trap. Now, I had him. Later I caught one by yelling "Obama will raise taxess".

The device is wonderful and comes with a recipe book. Now that Lord Kadizzle has used it he feels just like Rush Limbaugh or a Fox News anchor. Just make up anything yell it at the gofers and they are trapped when they run to the wrong hole.

70 Percent of southerns idiots, Lord Kadizzle may be one

The commander just read Lord Kadizzle some statistics from the news paper. Forty seven percent of southerners believe Obama was not born in the U.S. and thirty percent are not sure. That means seventy percent of southerners don't have a clue. Poor old Lord Kadizzle is from West Virginia, and that by some is considered the south. Kadizzle saw Obama's birth certificate printed in color in Newsweek, so Kadizzle is convincienced Obama is an American, but there is not shortage of idiots in the south who willo believe any urban legend. Now, lets all go out and kill some grannies just like the new health bill says we should.

Jihad Day Lord Kadizzle takes on the Back Crackers

Yesterday Blue Cross sent me an email with some information I requested. I am paying over ten dollars per month for coverage by Chiropractors. I hate Chiropractors, they are modern day witch doctors. They are the singe biggest fraud perpetrated on health care consumers. If you are willing to do your homework you will find the whole profession has no basis in science and there is not data to support what they claim. So today I started my Chiropractor jehad.

These scoundrel went to the ND legislature and had Chiropractic care mandated in all ND insurance policies. Of course the hoopleheads fell for it lock stock and barrell. Consumer Reports research indicates that Chiropractors and message therapist run neck and neck for results. The message therapist are honest. They just rub you and make you feel good. On the other hand the vodoo guys make all sorts of wierd claims and charge twice as much.

Quinn's Crack on Lake Sakakawea