Jesus was a drug dealer.

 Kadizzle just returned from the Jesus thrift store. That is then nickname Kadizzle gives the store. It is a store run for x drug people. Kadizzle used to call Robert, who worked there Jesus. The store gets some good stuff that it sells reasonable. When Jesus was there you could bargain with him. The Jesus at the thrift store probably weighed about 250 or better and was about the same height as Kadizzle. He was from the Pima tribe down by the border. He had long black hair and a very dark complexion.  Jesus went on to work at a hamburger place in town, that is part of the program to rehabilitate the drug people. The lady at the store who is high up in the program to rehabilitate these people said Jesus never had a job, before he had a terrible motorcycle wreck. Jesus told me he was unconscious for months. That is when he woke up and found out he was Jesus. Kadizzle asked mother Mary or whoever she is what Jesus did before he came to the "program".  Mother Mary explained Jesus was a drug dealer and never had a job in his life. It was always fun to go into the store and shoot the breeze with Jesus, and Kadizzle misses him. Payson is on a big North South drug route, and the town has too many drug problems.