Yesterday Kadizzle gave birth again. People say men can experience the pain of giving birth by having a kidney stone. By that measure Kadizzle has a big family. Maybe five or six times Kadizzle has been cursed with an attack of a kidney stone. Winky drove quickly to Globe with Kadizzle in great pain. As luck would have it about half way there the pain subsided. January 14 th is Winky's birthday. There was a plan for a little pizza party. Sadly the stone blew that plan apart. At the emergency room the doctor suggested a cat scan. The left kidney which has never caused much pain has multiple stones. They must be in a wall because they do not move or cause much pain. Now the right kidney is the one that acts like Trump. It only has one stone, but it is an orany one. It either moved to a new place or came out entirely, but anyway Kadizzle feels OK today. Back in the old times kidney stones were called gleets. Years ago Kadizzle passed a large gleet and could hear it hit in the toilet. Curious he fished it out. One plan was to make a ring out of the gleet. To educate himself Kadizzle looked at the gleet under a magnifier. The gleet appeared to be a small diamond with razor blade edges all over. It definitely looked like a mean little landmine. For a grand finally Kadizzle crushed the gleet to see it turn into a sand like matter. Hope you never get a gleet. It feels like a knife being slowly pushed into you.
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