Being a " Know it all"

At various times someone has said to Kadizzle in not the nicest of fashion " You are a know it all".  Well Kadizzle must admit he certainly has the characteristics. To know everything is not as easy as just signing up as a know it all, it takes lots of study.   Currently Kadizzle is learning how to fly a jet passenger plane, operate a tugboat, be a bum, and too much else to relate here.  How do you know everything.  You go onto Youtube and just watch video's.  Hat's off to Omar, all the stuff you have to remember to fly passengers is way more than Kadizzle will master.  Omar did that for a living. Tugboats are more complicated than Kadizzle thought.  This morning learning how to manipulate a huge cargo ship turned out to be more complicated.  Being a know it all is a lifetime study.  Just being a good bum involves way more than Kadizzle thought.  Bums, at least professional bums need to know a lot about trains.  Kadizzle learned so much from Shoestring the bum he never would have though of.  How do you hide, how can you tell where a train car is going,  and the list goes on.  It turns out every job has way more knowledge than one might think.  Kadizzle has mastered being a lazy, worthless old man if anyone wants tips.  Now if you have infinite curiosity Youtube is endless.

Way back one hundred years ago Kadizzle was in college.  When Kadizzle went to the library and tried to do research he quickly ran into his lifelong problem, attention deficit disorder.  Wandering down the narrow isle of the library to find a book, another book would catch his attention.  Soon Kadizzle would be paging through a book that had nothing to do with his research.  Back to the subject of being a know it all.  One of the best ways to know everything is ask questions.  If you are not bashful about asking questions you will find out a lot. What is that for? Why are you doing that? and of course Why do you want me to quit bothering you and get the hell out of here?