Morning

Few things are more refreshing than a trip to the executive suite.  Since we arise so early the stars are still out and shining with all their glory.  The air is brisk enough to force you into consciousness.  Our nice little refuge is just a short walk from the Earth Module.  The Earth module is equipped with a throne, but Winky insist we use the executive suite.  The facility is very nice.  It is made of first class material and has a his and hers library with two flush thrones.  The little shack out back even has solar lighting.  With the miracle of science the light come on at dark and go out at sunrise.  Nothing like a solar powered throne. 

Winky and the trail crew are going to hike up the mountain.  Kadizzle is going to stay back at the ranch and see if he can get some paperwork done.  Warning, don't ever put a scratch on a rental car.  When Kadizzle was in New Zealand the car company claimed Kadizzle made a little scratch on the bumper.  The car company wanted to charge 700 dollars for the problem.  Kadizzle believes someone may have put the scratch on the bumper while he had the car parked at a beach.  Nonetheless it has turned into an insane go around.  Supposedly the claim is covered by the credit card company.  The credit card company wants so much irrelevant information it is impossible to provide.  They want to know what brand underwear Kadizzle had on and if he was chewing gum.  Once you give them that information they write back and say how many pieces of gum were you chewing, and where did you put the gum wrapper.  Well that is the mess Kadizzle has to sort out today.

No witnesses.  How insane can Republican be?  Why not eliminate the judge and turn the lights out?  How stupid have we become that anyone would call something a hearing, a trial, or even a good witch hunt without witnesses.  The Salem Witch trials at least had witnesses.