Words on the Wind

Sometime back Honest Omar suggested Kadizzle call his ministry " Words on the Wind".   For many years Kadizzle has wanted to bring faith to the tribes on the west end of Lake Sakakawea.  How do you get Jesus to people in remote areas of North Dakota.  Sailing is the only practical way.  To this end Kadizzle wants to purchase a new sailboat and take the gospel to the western end of the lake. Imagine standing on the bow of a 30 or 40 sailboat preaching God's love to those who would otherwise go to hell. How do you get sinners to the shore to hear the word? No bait works for sinners like alcohol.  Kadizzle will have agents secretly spread the word about a party on the shore with free drinks.  That is why the ministry will have to have beer, wine, and gin on the ship.  The prayer session will start out looking like a good time by the water.  Don't forget the Bible used wine for the sacrament.  Had beer been abundant in the days of the lord you know it would have been used.

How is all this going to work? It is very simple.  Look at the prosperity preachers with jets.  If they can preach prosperity and get a jet, surely Kadizzle can have a nice sailboat.  Now comes your part.  If you want the blessings of the Bible you must give.  Send a little  check get a little.  Send a big check get a lot. God wants you to sacrifice to show you believe.  So send a check big enough to be painful. God will bless you, and of course it will also be a blessing for Kadizzle.  Does Pat Roberson live in poverty? Hell no he has race horses, and is worth over 600 million.  How about the Graham gang. Billy robbed old ladies, and now Franklin is following suit.  Then you have Joel Epstein who has bilked his followers out of millions. Joel has a 40 million dollar home.  The lord works in strange ways.  So as we used to say at the craps table " Eight, skate, and donate".  Is there a simpler way to avoid hell than writing a nice check to Words on the Wind?

Think of the little children that might grow up not knowing Jesus.  Think of the old ladies and those social security checks they could multiply by donating.  Blessings are not free, however if you send Kadizzle a nice one it will be tax free for him. God doesn't pay taxes neither do rich people.  That is because God blessed them with offshore accounts and a president that cares for them. If you go to hell don't blame Kadizzle.  This was you chance, take responsibility for your future and send that check right now.  The first ten people to send over one hundred dollars will receive a prayer wallet. The wallet will come to you empty, but count on the lord to fill it.  Every dollar you donate from your new prayer wallet will be a blessing for you.