Tuesday, February 05, 2019

The Word on the Wind

If the memory of Kadizzle is correct Honest Omar once suggested to him he call his ministry " Words on the wind".   For years Kadizzle has pondered starting a crooked ministry like so many preachers have and made millions.  Look at crooks like Pat Robertson, Joel Olstein, and so many others that have bilked people.

Now here is the concept.  People donate money to Kadizzle to buy a new sailboat.  Kadizzle is heart broken because he sold the old one.  Kadizzle will use the new boat to sail west on Lake Sakakawea and preach to the Native Americans the word of God.  Those who have not been introduced to the lord can come down to the shore and receive blessings.  Of course it may be possible to charge for blessings like so many crooked preachers always do.  Just think of the glory of spreading the word of God.  What if Kadizzle sails into a beautiful bay and no one shows up.  Well that is the will of the lord.  Kadizzle will just have to sit there and grill a steak and drink some sacrament wine until  the heathens come.

The old ship was called the Sovereign.  That name can be used again for the new boat with the lord being the Sovereign.  So do you want to be the first to donate to this fraud?  Money in any form will be gladly accepted, and of course you will receive a blessing if you donate.  Recently one man donated two dollars and now he is relaxing comfortably in Florida in his RV drinking sacrament wine.  Just think where you could be with a donation of one hundred dollars.  All donations are questionable tax deductions.  If you donate and commit tax fraud it is the will of the lord what ever happens to you. Our church does not believe in the government so we do not comply with any government regulations. 


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