Republican math

Bored senseless Kadizzle decided to go shopping.  There really was nothing needed, but it was time to change out the twenty year old underwear.  Kadizzle found the underwear he liked but it was priced higher than Target was selling it for.  Then Kadizzle noticed the sign said if you bought two packs the second pack was half price.  That would bring the cost per pair of underwear down to $2.25.  That was better than Targets price, but there was a problem.  The store only had one pack.  Being cheaper than dirt Kadizzle thought up a scheme to get the reduced price with just one pack.  In the front of the store Kadizzle explained to the store manager that he wanted the sale price, but could not get it because there was no second pack for half price.  After some mental fumbling the manager said " Ok you can have that pack for the sale price ".  The math of two packs with one pack at half price comes out to $2.25 per pair.  Half price for one pack comes out to $1.33 per pair. The manager told the clerk to give Kadizzle half off the package of six. So Kadizzle got new undies for $1.33.

Now back to the math.  As Kadizzle walked out the door so did the manager. He got in his car with a Trump sticker.  The math was relatively simple, but the manager did not grasp it.  Trump gave 85% of his tax breaks to the rich.  Trump and the Republicans gave the working class some crumbs.  All the dingers know is they got something.  Trump's gang did it one better.  The working class tax cuts expire, but those he gave the corporations go on forever.  All the dingers know is they got a free sandwich.

Basic math is something dingers just have no grasp of.  If Mexico is going to pay for the wall, you should not have to pay anything.  So last night Trump explained to the idiots that the Democrats would not fund the free wall.  How does that work?  Dingers, you just say what you want to the dingers and they cannot do the most simple math.

Republicans know education just confuses people.  Math and Hoopleheads just don't mix.  On Kadizzles favorite Hooplehead radio station the Hooplehead are told median income went up.  The median went up, but the average did not do so well for working people. Hoopleheads don't know the difference between average, median, and the basic concept of statistics.   Statistics say you will loose at the Indian casino, but the Hoopleheads are sure they will win.  A con man knows how to fool simple minded people.  So on KFYR radio the sponsor sells pillows for $100.  The audience is ripe for gold scams and magic pillows.  How about some identity protection?  How much trust are you going to put in a radio station that thrives by selling adds to crooked vendors?  Well it works great in North Dakota.