Let me show you my gun

Kadizzle's head is still spinning from a talk with a gun nut yesterday.   As the conversation got going the gun fellow pulled out his handgun.  As if he was showing his penis with glee his face lit up with the goofy look gun owners get when they show you their gun.  As the conversation progressed and Kadizzle tried to argue for gun control it became more evident the gun slinger was of questionable mental capacity.  Kadizzle asked Mr. Gun if he ever had to use his gun to defend himself.  Yes, three times.  Kadizzle inquired further and Mr. Gun said he shot and killed a guy in the state of Washington.  Kadizzle asked where and when.  Next came a story about how a disgruntled employee was fired.  The employee went home and came back with a gun.  Gun hero shot him.  Kadizzled thought he should check out the story so he asked for more details so he could research the shooting on the internet.  Well, Mr. Gun explained it would probably not be on the internet.  The smell of rotting fish began to permeate the conversation.  As the conversation went on Mr. Gun slowly admitted he feared the government would get his gun.  Then the absurdity got worse.  Mr. Gun said he was part of a military unit that was trained to get the guns.  This is equivalent to saying I am afraid I might come get my own gun.

The conversation took a turn toward gun death statistics.  Kadizzle mentioned the effectiveness of gun control in Australia.  Cornered by a little logic the fake news flag came out.  All the statistics that say gun control works are fake.  Mr. Gun said there is a military internet called MARS that has the real information.  Now it is becoming evident that the man Kadizzle is talking to with meth teeth has had his brain cells pretty well rinsed.  No point on going on with the conversation.

Now this man is of questionable mental capacity and armed.  The scary part is how many more people are among us with a deadly weapon and an impaired mind.  The big Republican mantra is mental problems, not gun problems.  What better to do than give the mental problems guns.