Saturday, December 24, 2022

Hiking in Arizona, we can help.

 If you want today's rant about the Hooples wasting taxpayer money, the story is below. Here is some good news. We live in an area with excellent hiking, and there are a lot of outdoor people who enjoy it. 

The Kadizzles have volunteered for the National Forest Service for almost ten years clearing and improving hiking trails in the Tonto Basin area. As a result we intimately know just about all the trails. We have been learning the trails in the Payson area. 

Hiking, bike riding, and just walking about we meet other hikers. Everyone would like to hike some new trails. Going south from Payson one of the first spectacular trails is the Barnhart Trail. It is just a little past Rye. There are three nice trails a little farther down the road across from where you turn left to Tonto Basin. The Deer Creek trail is our favorite

Most of the Payson hikers do not venture as far as the Roosevelt Lake trail system, but for a nice change in topography and scenery Kadizzle highly recommends that area. Many of the trails lead up to the Arizona Trail. Also down that way you have the Sierra Ancha Mountains with a lot of wonderful trails. 

If we can help you find a trail or give you some hiking advice we would be glad to share our experience. Get in touch with us through the visitor center at Tonto Basin or ask a question in the comment section. 

Kari Lake runs into reality, she lost

Good morning and happy holidays to everyone in Hooplehead land. Of course it would be more happy if Kari Lake had won. Poor old Kari cannot pull of election lies like her hero the Donald. Jeff B. and Frank must be in tears. The lawyers for Kari Lake had a bad day, the judge asked them to provide evidence. Exactly the problem Trump always runs into. 

Will the Hooples ever come clean and admit to themselves they had a pack of liars feeding them insane ideas? Unlikely, the Hooples live on paranoid fantasy. Someone will have to cook up an new explanation for how Kari was cheated. The amazing thing about the cheating is the Republicans basically run the election. Republicans judges and officials had the job of telling the Kari gang she lost. 

Now for the zinger. Kari Lake wasted a lot of taxpayer money, a lot of lawyer money, and a lot of her credibility with the public. Kari Lake should be made to pay for her lies. 

How about right here in Payson, AZ? The local Republicans cooked up a lie about Kadizzle, claiming he threatened to assault Kevin Cramer. That little scheme cost the Tax Payers about 7 or 8 thousand dollars. Apparently one of  the Hooples called Cramer's office and claimed to be Kadizzle. Two Capitol police were flown from Washington, D.C. to Payson to debunk the claim. This is just one of many false police reports the Hooples have made. The Hooples have called the Payson police at least five times because Emil Kashunze and Kadizzle held " Jail Trump" signs in front of their nest. Kadizzle has discovered no trick or lie is too low for a riled up Hooplehead. In other post you may have read they are spreading the idea Kadizzle is a psychopath. Law enforcement has better things to do than respond to false claims from a bunch of deranged people who believe Trump and Kari Lake won the election. What about the money it cost to respond to lies. Look at the damage to the Capitol building, and the police officers that were injured because of Trump's lies. But what about Hunter Biden's laptop? 

Play fair is pretty much what the Constitution says. Yes, Frank, Yes Jeff B. that is the same Constitution that sits at the entranced to the Tea Party meetings.  Read the parts about checks and balances.  When someone cheats there is a remedy called the court system. Kari Lake tried it, and it worked, not for her but for every honest person that breathes. 

The cowards that make up the lies and stories will not testify. The people starting the rumors and riots refused to come to court. If they came to court they sang the fifth amendment. Those are the people you love and admire Frank, Jeff B. Those liars, wasters of tax payer money, and grifters are your heroes. Then you have Trump's lawyers urging witnesses to give false testimony. What is that all about?

The only way out for the Hooples is to drink more lies, tell more stories and keep the fog machine going. 

Would Frank or Jeff B. ever read a good newspaper? It is very doubtful, but Kadizzle just read a great article in today's New York Times about how lying cost the Republicans the election. It was Republicans who turned against their own party that saved the day for our democracy. Here in Arizona the liars could not have been thrown out without some good Republicans who prefer the truth. The steam whistle in Payson should go off at noon, and five. If you hear one at any other time it means Frank, or Jeff B. read the New York Times. 

Friday, December 23, 2022

Report to the Hoopleheads on Trump's taxes.

 Dearest Hooples, you can read it for yourself, or you may just want to shout fake news.  Trump in most recent years paid no taxes because of his fraudulent tax schemes. However, when he did pay, the rat paid at a rate of 4%.  Frank, and Jeff B. 's hero thinks cheating the government shows you are smart. Even poor old Kadizzle pays way more than four percent. 

Most people would think a person who calls themself a billionaire would end up paying some taxes, not the Donald. If you are a good liar or cheat, that is something to be proud of. 

How do the Hooples that go to church vote for Trump. Even God demands ten percent. Apparently God would even get cheated if he taxed Trump. 

Why didn't Jesus sell trading cards?

Evangelicals love Trump the grifter, now Trump is selling trading cards and a chance to have dinner with him. Why didn't Jesus  think of this? Imagine a chance to attend the last supper. Evangelicals hold Trump in the same esteem as Jesus. Most people think Trump lies, but talk to an evangelical and you will find it just is not so. Trump has never done anything wrong, he is as pure as Jesus. That is why the people who worship Jesus vote for Trump. Trump is so Christ like. Anyone can imagine either one of them selling trading cards for $99.

Jesus rode around on a Donkey. Trump missed that and bought his own Jet donkey. Jesus lived very humbly, he was born in a manger, and his dad did not give him $400,000.  However, Jesus and Trump are very similar. Jesus chased the money changers out of the temple. Trump invited them in and gave them some tax breaks. One can see how anyone could get Jesus and Trump mixed up. Not sure what Jesus golf handicap was. More than likely every shot Jesus made was a hole in one.  Why doesn't the Republican miesha hit more perfect shots on the course? Trump tied bilking people with casinos, steaks, and his fake college. What about Jesus? Jesus did not even charge for the water he turned into wine. Do you call that a good businessman? All the fundies admire Trump because he is rich and a great business man. Poor old Jesus is not in the book as even having a coffee shop or a meat shop to sell donkey steaks. 

If Jesus were alive today no doubt he would be a lot like Trump, yelling fake news and selling trading cards.  Surely Jesus would be a great sandel salesman. Imagine the endorsements Jesus could get. One endorsement for sure Jesus would get today would be from Trump. No doubt Trump would have Jesus at his rally telling the flock about the New New Testament that is full of tax breaks for the rich. On stage Jesus would perform a miracle and make Trump's tax returns disappear. 

 

Tucker Carlson, barnyard droppings doing the work for Russia.

 A shill for Russia does his work on Fox News. Few low lifes exist that can outdo Tucker Carlson. He compared the Ukrainian leader to a strip club owner. Watch or read Tucker Carlson playing into the hands of Russia. Wake up Frank, Jeff B, and all you Hoopleheads. If you cannot see through Tucker Carlson all hope is lost. 

No one has mastered making the Hooples dance like Tucker Carlson, except perhaps Trump. Tucker has realized the more absurd the better. Trump is showing that with his trading cards. 

Children love scarry silly stories, and Fox News can provide them. Giving up on Santa Claus is hard. Devils, and demons are fun. If you want to hear fun listen to a Hooplehead light up when they say " Hunter Biden's laptop, or Nancy Pelosi". Abra cadabra, magic. 

Nothing is better than saying magic words you don't understand. Two classics are radical left, and socialism. Just say it, don't embrace any understanding of it. Saying the magical words is just like a Catholic crossing themselves. Obama was a magical word that has faded. Magical words come and go. Sometimes you don't know what to think. It seems like Mitch McConnell might be turned into a magical word. He used to be one of the saints, but maybe the Trump can turn him into a demon. 

Conversations are interesting. If you wonder if you are talking to a Hoople just listen for the magical words. Federal Reserve is a warning you are about to embark on a field trip with a Hoople.  Run if you hear the phrase " One world order".  The danger light should light up quickly once you hear about Biden being a pedophile or Hillary running a sex ring.  

Way back in Jesus time the custom was to draw a fish in the sand to let people know what gang you are in. Gang symbols have flourished. Today you can put your gangs symbol on the car with an NRA sticker or a Trump sticker.  Of course the ultimate gang decor is the MAGA hat. Maybe it is the imagination but the people wearing MAGA hats seem to have faded away. Kinda like KKK suites it has become unfashionable. 

Back to the spoken word. If you want to get to know someone new say Nancy Pelosi, or bring up some other favorite cult belief. It is just like a covid test. 

It is easy to spot a Hoople with a MAGA hat.  On the other hand there are the undercover Hooples that may take a little more work to uncover. No good Hoople will believe in climate change, education, or unions. If you want to ease into your investigation bring up a mild topic. Don't go for the throat with a known Hoople trigger. 

Be careful. A lot of people you assume are simple minded may not be. Often good people  don't let on they are conscious.  They have to live among the Hooples and are forced to pretend. Kadizzle knows several businessmen in this community that dare not admit they are not in the cult. When nearly half you cuttomers are in the cult, you dare not let them know you don't believe their fantasy. 

Upon this rock I will build my church

Building your church on solid rock is usually a good choice, but if the rock is a sponge of fantasy and lies you have a problem. A rock is solid, so are facts. Can you rely on what is written? Isaac Newton wrote down how fast an apple would fall to Earth. You can test what he wrote. It appears to be true. Donald Trump said he is a billionaire. You cannot find out, nor can you test it. The Donald has hidden his taxes so you cannot know.  Kari Lake said she won the election, it is impossible to prove. Are. you going to build your church on those rocks?

When people don't have knowledge, they use faith. Faith occurs when you take the easy way out and don't require proof. Obtaining truth usually requires effort. However, you can read nonsense twenty four hours a day and never get closer to the truth. 

If you want to believe something that is not true, you get a bunch of people to profess the same belief you have. You can call this a cult, a church, or the Tea Party. Surely if a lot of people believe something it is true. It must be true, grandpa believed it, and so did dad. 

There used to be a widely used cough medicine for children. Kadizzle gave it to his children.  After many years it was tested and found to ineffective. It was merely a mild sedative. A lot of people were fooled including doctors. You can test things to see if they work. People have done scientific test on prayer.  It does not work.  

What happens when masses of people step from reality to faith? Hitler took a lot of people on that journey, and it did not turn out well. Trump almost convinced his cult the constitution should be changed to get his kingship. How's that working for you?

Why do you send children to school? Education gives a child a sifter. The child learns to sift fact from fiction. Every child in the class gets the same number for the addition problem. 

So if you want to give your child a sifter with a hole in it what do you do? You send your kid to a religious school, or you homeschool your child. 

Does this make sense, is the basic premise of reality.  Your reading a book that says the Earth is about six thousand years old. Does this make sense? The same book says a man walked on water, and performed tricks Houdini could not accomplish. Does this make sense?

If you believe this book you get a prize. To get the prize you have to pay tithes.  The God in the book wants ten percent. Does something seem odd about this?  The God in the book approves of Donald Trump. Does this make sense? This is where faith comes in. Just throw out common sense and listen to someone tell you what you want to hear. That is Fox News, that is the Republican Party. 

Volodymyr Zelensky gave a rousing speech before congress yesterday. If you missed it you missed a great event. Congress was unified in his support. That unity is something our country has lacked for a long time.  Who benefits from our discord? The answer is clear, Russia. 

If you are so naive to think Russia has not used St. Donald to disrupt our society you are living in the dark.  Putin has no tool more effective than Donald Trump for destroying our country. Trump has poisoned the court system, attacked our Capitol and destroy people trust in the FBI, CIA, and other government institutions. Does Putin love this? Trump and Putin both built their church on lies. When you support Donald Trump what are you supporting? It is not the ten commandments. 


 

Thursday, December 22, 2022

Report to the friends on the right

Some mislead people have been spreading the rumor Kadizzle is a dangerous psychopath. A person supposedly in great danger from the mentally disturbed Kadizzle is Shirly, the head of the Tea Party in Payson. Kadizzle and Shirly had a great breakfast together today. She may be ostracized for her sins, but you have to give her credit. Having breakfast with a psychopath is no mean feat. Kadizzle ate the eggs and bacon, but manage to leave Shirly alone. Shirly has what too many lack. She has the courage to step up to the plate and confront problems head-on. Even if you disagree with Shirly's politics you have to give her credit for being open minded and willling to discuss problems.

Shirly and Kadizzle had an amicable breakfast most of the talk was exchanging histories, and very little toxic politics. 

How do we sew up the great divide in this country? We have to learn to listen to each other. We all love to talk, and Kadizzle is more guilty than most, but the willingness to listen is a real skill. 

Shirly summed up her role very well with the word triangulator.  When you get to warring factions someone needs to step in and add some order to the mess. This is not always a good job, nor an easy one. For mom to settle battles between siblings, or different family factions makes being mom difficult. One old technique that was used was to put two opposing side in a room and tell them to accomplish some task together. 

Guess what? The two opposing sides have a task. We have to save this planet, this economy, this health care system, this country, and so many more things for our children. That is the task. 

Kadizzle has told the story before, but when he worked with coal miners in southern West Virginia the black and white miners got along pretty well. Why?  It came down to a simple matter. When the roof fell on you, you did not care what color the man was who pulled you out. The roof is falling on us. Climate change, crooked politicians, and so many other problems are that roof. Who is going to pull us out? Is it going to be a Democrat, or a Republican? Who cares as long as we survive. So how do we mend fences. Step one, might be quit lying. Step two might be admit when you lost. Those used to be two old simple rules. 

When you attend an athletic event everyone gets to see the results. It is fairly easy to see who won the race, but there is one new problem. Maybe that person is on drugs. That is where transparency matters. Transparency involves that magic thing called evidence. If you have it you show it. If you don't you don't just make something up. This is a lesson Trump and Kari Lake failed. Guess who  gets to decide evidence. Nope, not the Tea Party, nor the coffee club. It is the court system. Once that goes to hell and honorable men no longer sit on the bench we are doomed, but so far that system has held.   

Is it hopeless?

Once  someone moves into the fantasy world, can you get them to come out? Once you believe on absurd thing the rest come easy. How do you deal with people who go to church and believe in Trump? The two things are so contradictory. The same people believe in Jesus and Black Masters, Kari Lake, and a host of people who lie and deceive. How do they square these to things? Simple denial usually works wonders. 

When my granddaughter came for Thanksgiving Kadizzle showed her a card trick. The trick gave the appearance Kadizzle could read her mind. After Kadizzle showed her the trick she could perform it well. Since she goes to acting school she knew how to add some stage effects and razzle dazzle. 

Logic would tell any rational human you cannot read their mind. However, the razzle dazzle does a lot. Trump is a master of the razzle dazzle. Trump loves to fool the Hoopleheads that he is rich. Now any person who actually wanted to know if Trump had the cash he claims would ask a few simple questions. First the bank usually ask for four years of income tax returns so you can get a loan. Know anyone who will not show their income tax returns. Of course it is St Trump who paid no taxes for many years. Another test might be Trump's lifestyle. Do you see a lot of people who are finically secure standing on the corner begging. No, but Trump is now shilling of all things cards with him as a superhero. Even a kid would suspect something here. Real rich men do not have to resort to cons to raise money, but if you want to believe in Trump go for it. 

Now back to religion and Trump. The famous religious charlatan Pat Robertson said to his flock he fleeces that he had a dream. In Pat's dream he went to heaven and guess who was sitting at the right hand of God? Nope, it wasn't old Jesus. It was none other than the Donald. So Christians equate this world class thief with Jesus. That is your Bible lesson for today. 

You can be informed

Two events took place this week you could watch. The president of Ukraine addressed congress it said a lot about this country. Secondly the Jan 6th hearings had their conclusion. If only those on the right would indulge in reality. 

Ask your favorite right wing person if they watched the hearings. Good bet the answer is no. These people do not expose themselves to reality. Ask they same person what they read and watch. You know the answers before they give them. 

When you ask someone a question and you get an answer from the Bible, time to be cautious.  

Isolating yourself and your children from reality is a path to problems. Home schooling is an attempt to isolate children. What is the net result? If you have your own brand of science, and reality, you don't wanted tainted with other ideas. 

One marvelous thing about the brain is it can be logical regardless of what you do. The dumbest animal will stay away from a place where it was harmed. Dogs remember mean people. 

Reality is a tough wall to run into. Trump has hit a couple reality walls recently. 

Wednesday, December 21, 2022

What is fairness?

A lot of people apparently read this blog who don't like a lot of what it says. Why not? In some cases they disagree in other cases they think groups or people are being treated unfairly. What about fairness? If you or your group get to make absurd statements about the " Radical Left, does Kadizzle get to make what you think are absurd statements about the radical right? Seems like the rule should apply to both sides. However that is not how some see it. Kari Lake can lie and distort, Trump can lie and distort, but anyone who challenges that is not welcome at your meeting. Does there seem like something inherently wrong with that? 

One simple rule should be you don't get to just make things up. Ideally what you say should have some basis in reality. 

Kadizzle just had a conversation with someone who told him the Tea Party participants feared Kadizzle might lose control and harm them. Where did they get this idea? Well they just made it up. Most of it is based on the fact that Kadizzle once raised his voice in an argument with some right wingers over gun control. Now, if you were in danger from everyone who raised their voice at you, more than likely you have a twisted view of reality. 

Kadizzle is 73 years old. Old Kadizzle has never struck anyone out of anger. Do the Hooples just get to make this stuff up? The ideal thing would be if they could point to an incident, or proof. 

Kari Lake is in court today trying to have the election in Arizona overturned. Unfortunately the hero of the Hooples has been asked to provide proof. That is how it works. You cannot just make things up. 

One possible way to know something is to confront a witness directly. That is why so many Trump people refuse to appear in court. However, if you heard a story about Kadizzle, a rumor, or anything you want to know, won't is be the simple thing to just go up to him and ask him. Now, he could lie, like Trump, but that is the chance you take. At least you have done the honest honorable thing. 

On the other hand simply passing on a story with no clue to it's validity goes against all the principals of decency. False stories have had a history of bad results. 

Now here is a special message to those who object to the way their group is treated on this blog. There is a comment section. Feel free to refute anything. Secondly, write your own post. Kadizzle will publish every word of it. If you truly believe your group has been wronged and demeaned unfairly write it down, ask in a comment how to get hold of Kadizzle, and it will be published on this blog. 

Now consider how different this is from a Tea Party meeting. If they disagree with you they don't ask you to come explain yourself, instead they ask you to stay away. Anything wrong with that scenario?


Reward for information

What if you got a free Trump trading card worth $99?  Kadizzle will buy one for anyone revealing who the Republicans are who have spread lies, and false police reports about Kadizzle in Payson. Let Kadizzle know who the scoundrels are and you might even win the dinner with Trump he is offering. 

Imagine telling your Hooplehead friends you had dinner with one of the greatest frauds, con men, liar, and election cheat in history.  No one lies like the Trumpster. If you win the prize you could have St. Donald autograph one of his favorite lies. 

Now imagine if you expose the local liar Kadizzle will buy that liar a Trump card to. For a minor league liar to meet the biggest liar of our lifetime would be a real honor. 

The ultimate scheme the Republicans fostered about Kadizzle cost the tax payers of the United States at least $7,000 dollars. If you have the courage to confront Kadizzle directly he can explain it, and see if you can deny it. Lying always cost the innocent tax payer money. Think of what it has cost to expose the lies of St. Donald.

 Classic liars do not have the courage to come out into the sunlight. Look at the people surrounding Trump. Today his ethics lawyer is denying he told a witness to lie. Who pleads the fifth amendment? Trump's gang has refused to tell the truth using the fifth amendment as a shield. Look at Kari Lake and her lying. Her court antics are costing you and me. Hopefully the judge will make her pay for her fraud. 

Artificial Intelligence.

 Unable to go back to sleep around 3:30 A.M. Kadizzle did as he often does and started reading the NYT.  An article on artificial intelligence caught his eye, and he tried it out. You can inquire about many things and Kadizzle would give it a B-.  Although people are excited about artificial intelligence, it has a long way to go.

As computer geeks improve artificial intelligence the real kind is tanking.  The Hoopleheads have proven in Arizona you can get half the population to buy any lie Kari Lake or Donald Trump can produce. 

Yesterday Kadizzle shoveled a ton and 1/2 of gravel into the wheelbarrow and hauled it to the site of the new bridge in the backyard. Perhaps today more bridge work will get done. It is a bridge to nowhere. That is the essence of life. 

Kadizzle made his trip to the casino yesterday. No matter how many times you visit you must be amazed at the mass stupidity of the people pouring their social security checks into the machines. Hearing the Hooples get excited about a near hit is astounding. Who ever invented the slot machine knew more about how to bilk Hooples than Trump, and Kari Lake combined.

How do the Hooples hide from reality? There is no climate problem as their mobile home floats down the river. No income inequality problem as the rich purchase all the Republican legislators. Our country is number one, but all the real numbers say we are losing in health care, education, and poverty. Not to mention gun violence. 

Well if there is a problem it is caused by Biden, the radical left, and the immigrants attacking. More tax breaks for the rich would solve everything if people would just attend a Tea Party meeting and find out. 

Delusion is what keeps us alive. Yes, my lottery ticket is going to be a winner, and Jesus will support my football team. The reality is there is so much we do not now and we are going to die. Even the Hoopleheads admit death does occur, but that problem is easily solved by voting for Trump and going to church. Trump will make life on Earth perfect, then you ask Jesus to give a perfect life after you die. There is no question Jesus will live up to his obligations, but Trump needs to raise money selling his Trump cards to fulfil his Earthly plane for all his disciples to have their own Mar a Lago where they can cheat at golf and lie endlessly. 

Aw, Yes, Cheating. When my precious Sylvie was here for Thanksgiving she insisted we buy a monopoly game. Searching for the game Kadizzle found out there is a version for sale which encourages you to cheat. Now think about Trump and his silly Trump cards. Couldn't Trump come up with a board game based on Tax cheating. In his version you would under value everything for tax purposes, and over value it to get loans. In the game you would have to get the other players to lie about what your property was worth. In the game you could buy Kevin Cramer, or John Hoeven. In Arizona you could buy a nice selection of cheats.  

Imagine a board game where you could buy Steve Bannon, and Trump's crooked accountant. There are so many nuances to the Trump Tax cheat game it could be so much fun. You might draw a card that says " Tell a big lie" or maybe instead of a get out of jail free card there would be a card that simply said " Hunter Biden's laptop".  There could be penalty spots on the game board where you land on the truth. Might be a card that says " You have to show your taxes". Frank, and Jeff B. would love the game. A simpler version could be Election Cheating.  You have to invent ways you were cheated out of a win. 

Now everyone knows in monopoly you gave game pieces, like the top hat, or train. Imagine game pieces like little statues of Trump, or the Republican supreme court gang. The fun could be endless. Buying a selling scoundrels has endless possibilities. 

Anther game could be a version of chess. The pieces could only do certain things, like lie, or cheat at taxes. Republican pawns would only be allowed to move backwards. Trump could lie, cheat, and steal in any direction. Congressmen could only cheat in stock schemes. Fox News could move in any direction but the Truth. To win at Trump chess you would have to corner him with enough truth to jail him. 

Tuesday, December 20, 2022

Rock Hunt

Mrs. Kadizzle once told old Kadizzle we were moving to Arizona to get away from yard work. What she did not say the new yard would be our rock collection. Yesterday we played find a rock and bring it home. That was day two of rock hunt. Mrs. Kadizzle is in love with pretty rocks. Pretty rocks have green moss growing on them. The weight of the yard has increased by at least ten tons. Big rocks, small rocks, and a big rock with a hole in the middle. Mrs Kadizzle came home and reported she found a rock with a blast hole. Of course we brought it home to make a fountain out of the rock. It weight about 250lbs, but we struggled and now we have one more precious rock.

Mrs. Kadizzle is up early and going to head down to the lake for a few days. Kadizzle got up in the middle of the night to get the Payson Roundup. No opinion page. What? Maybe the Hooples will report on Friday. 

In the background Kadizzle can hear the wife listening to a commentator. The woman is amazed as is Kadizzle how the Hoopleheads can spin yesterday's news. Trump is the victim of a witch hunt. Hunting witches with facts is a new sport. Trump is doing his best to whip up some diversions, and of course the Trump lickspittles are right there to yell fake news. St. Trump is a piece of work. 

The poor Hoopleheads are under attack. The truth is raining down on them. The Arizona liars, Kari Lake, and that bunch of deniers are having their last breath in court. St. Donald is on the ropes, and of course we are frightened about the immigrants making their way toward our sandwiches. 

With all this bad news the Hooples can get each other the greatest Christmas present. Imagine the smile on a Hoopleheads face if he found a pack of Trump trading cards under the tree. Frank, and Jeff B. can now trade the Trump cards Maybe Frank will have to give Jeff B. two cards with the lasers coming out of Trump's eyes, for one of Trump in a superman suit. Oh, the fun Frank and Jeff B. will have. Just imagine those two on Christmas morning with their Trump pajamas on. A tree decorated with a Go Brandon flag on top, or maybe a Trump angel. No doubt they will get new gun holsters and lots of ammo to shoot the "Radical Left " when they attack. The stockings will be stuffed with Trump bumper stickers and Trump 2024 flags. It will be glorious. Don't forget with the Trump cards you get a chance to have dinner with St. Trump.  Frank, and Jeff B. could have dinner with Trump and he could tell them lies right then and there. Could it be any better?If Frank, and Jeff B. win the dinner with Trump maybe they can go in the restroom where Trump has hidden classified documents. 

No doubt Trump will show them all the classified information about Hunter Biden's laptop. They will pee their pants anticipating their return to Payson to tell the Tea Party about their adventure in the Kingdom of the Donald. They might get to play a round of golf with the Donald and watch him cheat. 

Monday, December 19, 2022

Frank and Jeff B. Open the window shades

Kadizzle just checked Fox News, no mention of Trump's problems today. One of the most historical things ever to happen to a president, and Fox News missed it. Wow Frank, Wow Jeff B. Wow Tea Party Gang are you really that blind. They recommend criminal charges against your hero, and Fox does not even mention it. You have to be kidding. You just cannot fathom that you live in a vacuum? 

Fake news, fake news, buy some Trump trading cards for $99 each. Why is a billionaire selling trading cards? The Hoopleheads are spinning faster than wind generators. Reality got suspended today. The cult leader is in deep trouble, and we will just ignore it. Of course Frank and Jeff B. did not watch the hearing today. Their brains could not face the reality. They are in love with the Cult master, the Donald. St. Donald to them. Do we really live in this distorted world?

Had to double check the Fox News website. No mention of the hearings today. Imagine if a nuclear bomb was dropped on New York City and Fox News did not report it. You would think Frank and Jeff B. would sense something wrong. Nope, just another day. 

Fox is doing it's best with a diversion about the border problems. Can't see the game Frank? Its called a fake, a diversion. 


Chinmaya Dunster - On Sacred Ground


Thought you might enjoy this. Give it a chance. This is a lesson in how to think slowly. Many times quick conclusions get us in trouble. Slowing down has so many benefits. Kadizzle hikes slower then the other guys, and he seems to see more. Kadizzle calls this mumble walking. You have seen an old person stumbling along mumbling haven't you? On the trail Ken has become a fan of mumble walking. Winky and Cliff like to go fire ass style. They miss a lot. Slowing down is a key to a long life. Accidents do not usually seek out the slow people. When you back your car into the mailbox slowly it is much more fun than the ramming technique. Old people are slow. Think about it, that is how they got to be old. They did not rush into anything. 





Sun Struggling to rise

The longest night is close upon us. The NYT had an article about darkness. The article mention the fact that LEDs have made lighting cheap, so what do Americans do? Leave the lights on all night. This cancels out the real gain from energy efficiency.  Seeing the night sky is wonderful, but the same people who leave the light on all night are the same people with a gun strapped to their side. What are they afraid of. If you keep the light on you will at some point still die, and then it will be plenty dark. 

 Arizona is a strange state that tries to follow the dark skies initiative. Since the state has many large telescopes darkness is essential. Long ago we visited in Rimrock. There were no street lights and the skies were full of stars. It was wonderful.  

The city slickers love lights at night. When they come here to the boonies they always want to leave the porch light, and garage lights on all night. The sneakers don't seem to care. The sneakers still manage to steal their share of the GDP.  If sneakers could be stopped with lights we need to shine a bright one on Trump. 

The rat will be on display today when they have hearings about what to do with the rat. Like the lickspittles that bow to Trump, odds are no one will have the courage to put the rat behind bars where he belongs. No person has ever had such clear evidence against them and still remained at large. If you lie do it often and go big, that is what we learned from Trump. 

Be assured of one thing, the Hoopleheads will be tuned to Fox, and will not know a thing about what their king did. Ignorance is bliss, right Frank, Jeff B.?

Fake news will be on the loudspeaker at the Trump rat nest. Trump yelled yesterday " Kangaroo court".  Kadizzle just checked to see where the term came from.  The term refers to judges jumping from court to court and acting too quickly. No one could say the Jan 6 hearings acted to quickly. Of course it will all go over Frank, and the Hooples heads. 

Jailing Trump, or at least keeping him from running would be like an enema for the Hoopleheads. Once their god is rinsed from their system perhaps their brains could function again.  The Hooples are watching Trump fade and now have to pick another messiah. No doubt there will be competing crazies. Just how crazy should you be? Trump set the bar pretty high. 

The Rise of the Global Super-Rich and the Fall of Everyone Else | ENDEVR...Frank, Frank, watch this.

Frank will not watch this. The steam coming from his ears would blow him apart. Republicans cannot comprehend this. Jeff B. will not watch this.  Amazing, but about 86 people now have as much wealth as the rest of the world. 

Sunday, December 18, 2022

Sixteen Tons - Southern Raised (low bass singer cover)

Kadizzle came across this song, and it brought back memories of his life as a coal miner. Thinking about loading coal, Kadizzle thought about operating a shuttle car. As a shuttle car operator Kadizzle could load about 20 tons in under two minutes. The shuttle car hauled the coal from the miner (the machine that cut the coal lose and dumped it on the floor) to the conveyor belt. A loading machine was behind the miner and that machine could load the shuttle car in under two minutes. Things have changed. In modern mining they use longwall miners.  These machines are much more efficient than what Kadizzle was involved with. 

They ae spying on me

If you listen carefully you can always find the latest buzz going through the minds of the Hooples. Recently Kadizzle has randomly spoken with some Hoopleheads. Lately the right wing media has been pumping the Hooples full of the idea the government is spying on them. An old gay Hoople said the government was intruding on his video chat. Another Hoople warned how Alexa spies on you.  Last but not least was the person who said they did not want the government controlling their thermostat.  

Paranoia is the water that quenches the thirst of idiots. Fox News, and all the other right wing sales agents always feature some " The government is after you" plot.  Why do the Hooples like to think someone is after them. Of course someone is always after their gun. Another sub plot is someone is after their money, guess who. Yup, it is the welfare cheats. 

Now imagine what a massive effort it would be to spy on everyone. Thousands of people, maybe millions would have to be sitting somewhere listening to all the Alexa's in the world. Sadly what would they hear? They would hear the TV in the background, and maybe some family fights, along with a whole lot of nothing. That makes no difference, it is fun to think the government cares what you are doing. 

Now flip the coin. The local Hoopleheads searched the internet to find everything they could about Kadizzle. What did they do with the information? The Hooples twisted and lied about what they found. Now listen closely. If you are just going to make stuff up about people what need do you have to gather real information?  The Hooples themselves ignore real information, like all the facts indicating their favorite con man is a scoundrel. Information in the world of the Hooples is meaningless. Remember "Fake News". 

Cults rely on people who are highly capable of ignoring reality. The Trump cult has been the best display of this since Hitler. In World War Two the Japanese were operating on a Tea Party like cult atmosphere. It was the emperor who told young men to commit suicide in kamikaze planes. The current emperor Donald wants the cult to commit economic suicide buying Trump cards. 

Back to the government spying on us. Most of us lead boring lives. If the government knew where the cookies were hidden in our house, what would they do with the information? The government has spied legally on Donald Trump. Agents went to his nest and found condemning material. Nothing will happen to Trump. Another thing the government might have trouble with in court. How did you get the information someone ask? Oh, we heard it on Kadizzle's Alexa. Oh no, now everyone knows we listen to them.  When you put any Hooplehead paranoid idea to a logical test it quickly falls apart. That doesn't matter. Children learn very early the fun of fantasy. The children at the Tea Party are there to hear the fairy tales of right wing fear and how the "Radical Liberals" are coming to get your cookies. 

Part II:  Kadizzle cannot resist reviewing an old W.C. Fields clip. You cannot help but see Trump when you watch the old comedian. Fields was such an upfront fraud, and he had a dozen ways to get away with it. Trump selling his silly cards is a trick W.C. Fields would have loved. In the latest clip Kadizzle watched someone called him a tarfluffle.  W.C. Fields had no idea what a tarflufle was. A tarflufle is an imposter, just like Trump. W.C. ask the man insulting him if there are male and female tarflufles.  Just like Trump yelling fake news. Frank, take some time to review the old W.C. Fields movies and you will see what Trump would have looked like back in the old days. 

Saturday, December 17, 2022

Trump treats the Hoopleheads like children

 When Trump tries to sell the Hoopleheads his version of baseball card you know what he thinks of the Hoopleheads. Trump has always preyed on those with underdeveloped minds, but selling the simple minded baseball cards with Trump hero pictures? Trump's marketing, or grifting is something you would pull on a ten year old. 

One thing the Hooples cannot figure out is why a billionair has to sell baseball cards. You don't see any of the real people with billions selling T Shirts, and trinkets to raise cash. Trump is famous for cheap scams. His college where he stole 25 million from young stupid people was a classic. 

When you think Trump can go no lower. he does. The stump preachers showed Trump how much money you can extract from a cult. Jim Jones showed us you can even ask cult members to commit suicide. Trump set his followers up for jail with his January 6th coup attempt. 

The Putins and Trumps of the world are psychopaths. They have no compunction about robbing old ladies or abusing the Hoopleheads. The ability to sell nonsense was discovered long ago. The Catholic church was the first organization to sell scary verbiage. The church fried and tortured people and the Hooples thought it was the will of God. To this very day the Mormons are telling their flock they get to have their own planet when the die. Imagine a person so shell shocked by stupidity they would give the Mormon church 10% for the chance to be God of your own planet. The Hooples always love the far off chance of winning the lottery. Is there anything less probable than becoming God of another planet. Selling chance is an old scheme by those like Trump.  Of course if you buy one of his Trump cards he is telling you that you may have a chance to have dinner with him. Wow, wouldn't it be great to tell your friends you had dinner with Hitler or one of the worlds biggest scam artist named Trump? Also Trump might autograph something for you.  Maybe you could get him to sign a paper saying " I was duped by Trump".  

What is more immoral than preying on the vulnerable. Vultures at least wait until you are dead. Trump is picking the bones of the Hooples clean.  Who in their right mind would send a man who claims to be worth billions $99 dollars. It is the same guy who is at the grocery store buying lottery tickets. It is the same guy with the Trump sticker on his car and a gun on his hip.