Nine Year Vacation ends in two hours

After nine years of freedom his lordship will re-enter the workforce shortly. Thank you Jesus for only five months. With the current global warming crisis Lord Kadizzle is going to do his part to help construct the new scrubber at the power plant. Ideally the scrubber will produce cleaner exhaust from the power plant, so we can all breath easy. If it were only that simple. His lordship doesn't exactly work. His work is watching others work, and making sure they do not get injured, or worse yet killed. That can ruin your day. It is like adult kindergarden. Now Johnny, don't hit Billy with that crane. So today Lord Kadizzle becomes an officer, a safety officer that is.

A Moral Obligation

It is four thirty in the A.M. and Lord Kadizzle is trying to clear his head to the point he can come back from the dead. The Commander speculates the sanding on the royal yacht caused the sinus attack, but the head feels like a compressor. Todays reading assignment is as usual the New York Times. The article relates to what piglets Americans are. We throw out 27 percent of the edible food in this country. Read and ponder.

We waste energy like no other group on the planet, and it is killing us from every direction. But it is our god given right, and god is on our side after all, so enjoy, enjoy, enjoy.

If up were down, you could not get much higher

One of the things that scares Lord Kadizzle the most is an encounter with living, breathing, voting people, that have some of the most convoluted thinking imaginable. The scariest part are the number of these people. A while back the neighbor lady came down all upset about Obama refusing to salute the flag. The number of people blaming the current economic mess on Clinton after eight years of Bush. The guys at the coffee shop feasting on urban legends. The good Christian lady at the library who thinks it is ok to own slaves if you treat them nice. The good Christians that told me yesterday morality has noting to do with Christianity.

It is a scary fact that the same people who Hitler sold a bill of goods are still wandering around in abundant supply waiting to be manipulated. Fear sells like hot cakes, Bush has proven that. Mix fear with stupidity and you have an explosive mixture. Just turn on your television, or radio. The fact that there is a Rush Limbaugh, and a Fox News should scare the hell out of anyone that attended school beyond the eight grade.

McCain tears Bush new bung hole

Read this one in the NYT today. McCain and all the other Republicans have realized the only way to stand a prayer is to distance themselves from Bush. McCain gave a speech yesterday that clearly indicated what a disaster Bush has been. Basically he promised not to be like George Bush. The whole Republican party is jumping ship together, I just hope there are some alligators in the water.

Worst Possible News

Lord Kadizzle has been practicing getting up in the morning to see if he could actually have a job. The practice paid off. Today the bad news came. Lord Kadizzle will report for work on Monday. Bush economics cornered Lord Kadizzle and now he will have to resume his former job of harassing people, and getting paid for it. Lord Kadizzle working ten hour days? How did he get this job? That is what the owner of the company wanted to know. Apparently the neighbor got tired of seeing Lord Kadizzle wandering aimlessly in the yard. Neighbor Craig circled a help wanted job and gave it to The Commander. Between the two of them his lordship got sold down the river. After a ten year vacation, it looks like his lordship will be employed until November. With the new found wealth he will have to spend tonight thinking of prizes to buy. The commander says no prizes until a pay check actually shows up. The local power plant is doing a major addition so his lordship will help make the country safe from foreign oil. We are going to produce clean energy from coal. That is the equivalent of non alcoholics whiskey. This may ruin the summer, but with a little luck we will make up for it in the winter.

Meg featured in fashion web site

Heres Megan with her motorcycle helmet. Check out the web site if you want. http://www.wunderbloc.com/neighborhood/people.php?neighborhoodId=1

I caught it from Ed

My friend Ed cannot stand George Bush. If he comes on the television, Ed will just get up and leave the room. Lord Kadizzle has apparently caught the same affliction. George just came on the television giving a speech to the parliament of Israel. The television had to go off. The man is such an embarrassment to our country. Today the NYT has an article about how top Republican leaders have told any Republican running in the fall to distance themselves from Bush. He is like a plague. Seeing the man confirms all that is wrong with our country, and gives one a sense of helplessness. Knowing we have a hard core of stupid people that support the man makes progress seem impossible. Although it seems like a small number 25% of our voting population has not yet awoken to the fact the man is an idiot. Add that number to the mildly stupid, and we could end up with another Bush presidency that has a McCain face on it. It is like watching a bad weather report or a disaster in some underdeveloped country. I am not a big fan of ignoring reality, but when Bush comes on television I choose to escape into another world where people read, think, and actually plan for the future.

Boat Launching Time

Yesterday Pat's boat went in. That makes four of the fleet. Today Andrew will go in. The lake is not making much progress in rising. Hopefully some water will come down the Missouri from Montana. Supposedly the snowpack is a little better than the past few years, but he Corp of Engineers seems to hate us. Even with high water problems further down stream they will not hold water back to raise our lake.

Snoocher Bear has summit in Portugal with Old Man Fran

After the worst imaginable flight problems the Colorado Snoocher Bear made it to the Beach in Portugal with Old Man Fran. Erin did not get to sleep for 36 hours, that is why her eyes are closed in this picture, she is actually asleep. Fran is traveling on to Tokyo and coming home from the other direction. This will be Fran's second or third trip around the world in the last year. After Erin got some sleep they had a good time, and sampled some fine port. Hopefully they brought some home for his lordship. Fran's plane ticket originally cost $14,000, but by meeting Erin for the beach vacation, they were able to cut the cost to $7,000. Which you can see made the little summit worthwhile.

Inflation for Food highest in 18 Years, Thanks George

Bush may defeat Lord Kadizzle

Poor old Lord Kadizzle will go for a job interview at 1:00 today. If Lord Kadizzle gets the job it will be a victory for his arch enemy George Bush. Bush has done everything in his power to ruin the economy. Bush has forced many people to postpone retirement. Lord Kadizzle sees a prolonged recession, and a few extra bucks will not hurt. The travel industry is as good as dead with gas prices, and the rippling effects of high gas prices are going to get everyone except Bush's rich friends. Of course many of the knuckle heads in North Dakota will probably vote Republican again. The term slow learner has a special meaning in this state. Bush has created a world wide economic mess that will take years if ever to dig out from under. By doing what he does best, nothing, the country has no energy policy, no health care policy, and no real economic policy. Those in the fog have the audacity to say we just need to cheer up and be positive, according to them it is all in our head. Global warming doesn't really exist, even though McCain has finally admitted it.

Sitting in my kitchen at six in the morning realizing in a few days I could be at work at this time a day is a scarry thought. If his lordship gets the job it will last until November. That is perfect, because in November I will vote for Satan, before I vote for a Republican. My work will be done, and the cloud of this Bush mess will slowly lift. Hope will return to American, and may we never see such a worthless, self serving fool enter the White House again. If you voted for him you are forgiven, but if you didn't learn anything you will go where he should go.

Brain Weevils

Lord Kadizzle has been plagued with brain weevils for many years. Once a female brain weevil crawls in your ear and nest there is no cure. Brain weevils are very similar to termites. Yesterday Lord Kadizzle bought some decongestant, thinking it would deprive the weevils of moisture, and perhaps slow them down or kill them, but waking up this morning the head still feels full of pressure from the weevil droppings. When people tell Lord Kadizzle he is full of #$%^ they are basically correct, but it is weevil droppings. The weevils are mainly active at night. During the day in a upright position the head can drain. Lately the pressure from the weevils has been so bad, his lordship has been getting up early. Coffee has just the opposite effect of the weevils. It puts them to sleep. So here I am up early getting coffee for the weevils.

Everything has been tried to kill these weevils. Primarily they live in the sinuses. The other day his lordship got the brilliant idea of just shooting some listerine up his nose to douse the little bastards. Well it was like shaking hands with Jesus. All it did was make them drunk, and gave them good breath. Yes, they have bad breath, which gets blamed on his lordship. If anyone has a cure please write in.

Either Modern Jesus or Megan's Super Hero

Megan's design assistant, and office manager,and main squeez, poses with his new tatoo. Lord Kadizzle is jealous of the tatoo, especially the fact that it comes off. Lord Kadizzle would get one, but it was custom made for Ned.

When nobody hates you, no body knows your alive

There are some great song writers, but what makes the greatest are lyrics and quality music. Chris Smithers has become one of my favorites. If you are looking for some good music bound to please, he is you man. John Prine is my hero, given some time I think Smithers could catch up. If you get one of his albums, I am too lazy to find the name of it, but it has Cold Trail Blues, and Leave the Light On. In fact Leave the Light on may be the title. I like the line When nobody hates you, nobody knows you're alive. I don't have that problem.



It's gettin' edgy, time to find a war
There must be somethin' worth fightin' for
Peace is so peaceful, it ain't a way to survive
When nobody hates you, nobody knows you're alive

We got the guns, we got the oilmen too
They're like a choir, they wanna sing for you
Wham! Bam! Slip slidin' away
The less you got, the more you gonna pay

You want it, you'll get it
We got what you need
You ain't got to sweat it
We gonna make you bleed

We got some freedom, we got the iPod store
We got the savior, you couldn't ask for more
Take it or leave it, it's the deal of the day
And if you leave it, you get it anyway

You want it, you'll get it
We got what you need
You ain't got to sweat it
We gonna make you bleed

Get your coat on, you ain't supposed to laugh
This ain't a joke it's an epitaph
t's the rise and the fall, that's the name of the game
It's the land of the free, the blind leadin' the lame
It's the land of the free, the blind leadin' the lame

Iraq wants Democrats to win in U. S.

A CNN reporter just returning from Iraq announced as Lord Kadizzle had his coffee, that she interviewed college students in Iraq, they want a Democrat to win in the U.S. How ungrateful, after Bush brought them their freedom, and a wonderful war, now they will not even support McCain.

Crossing the line

There are certain key moments in your life when you know you have made a transition. Yesterday, The Commander got her Lazy Boy recliner. Most people can see the sun setting when this momentous landmark occurrs. For Commander to have a Lazy Boy, that isn't named Mike is an oxymoron. The Commander will be one of the few people whos obituary reads "She suffered her entire life from hyperactivity", she was jogging when she died.

Lord Kadizzle crossed the line a while back, he got a grabber. A graber is an extension of you arm that enables you to pick things up without bending over. So now the Kadizzles have a Lazy Boy, are using a grabber, and also have reading glasses strewn throuhout the house.

Bill Maher Psychologically Analyzes President Bush

Go on Youtube and watch this man. Erin has been trying to get me to watch him, but you don't get to see him without HBO. Find the one with Chris Rock, you will pee your pants laughing.

New Rules: A Religious Test with Bill Maher

Take the time to watch this and think about the next election. Lord Kadizzle is a Rationalist

It Could Happen

Looking out the window, the day looks like it might shape up pretty nice. Now Lord Kadizzle realizes The Commander may hop out of bed and decide we are going to attack the Little Missouri. The real task is to finish getting the big boat ready for the lake, but it we get caught up in a canoe trip down the Little Missour, it will be an all day affair, with lots of driving and shuffling canoes.

Telemarketing

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