Never, Never, Ever talk to a MAGA alone

MAGA and the Gospel of the Lie

Kadizzle admits it—he’s a slow learner. Fortunately, his friend Jeff handed him some survival tips for dealing with MAGAs. Rule number one: always record the conversation if you can. Rule number two: never, ever talk to a MAGA alone.

Why? Because Trump set the gold standard for lying, and his followers treat deception like a spiritual gift. Trump showed them the formula: lie, repeat, repeat again—and suddenly it’s the truth.

Kadizzle has watched this play out everywhere: on legal documents, in courtrooms, over the radio. Lying is second nature to the MAGA tribe. Sometimes Kadizzle wonders if they even know when they’re lying anymore—or if the cult mindset has blurred that line completely.

But lying is just the appetizer. The real art form is distortion. A little salt here, a dash of pepper there—tweak a detail, twist an event, and voilà: a MAGA masterpiece, the kind Trump himself would applaud.

Kadizzle has been a frequent target of these lies. One of the latest came courtesy of KMOG radio, where Kenny Murphy’s gang claimed he’d been thrown out of the local Tea Party. Small problem: Kadizzle was never in it. That’s MAGA logic in action—truth optional, spectacle mandatory.

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