I wonder what the King is doing tonight

What could the King be doing tonight?  Remember that old song from Camelot? Maybe the King is with Stormy Daniels, Maybe he is tweeting some insults, maybe he is grabbing some genitals or perhaps he is cheating on his taxes.  Ah to be King and make the little kingdoms help you cheat in elections. It is good to be king.  There is a burger king, and our king might be a cheeseburger king.  The King can dispose of his wives like Henry the Eighth.  The King is infallible.  The King will build walls to protect us from invaders.  The King can have big parades, the King can knight court jesters like Rush, and Rudy.  The King can have royal wipers like Kevin and John.  How nice to be King.