Real Pirates

Yesterday was the annual pirate party.  All the sailors gathered in their pirate costumes and had some grog along with a lot of nice boiled shrimp and many other treats.  With full bellies the women pirates decided to walk off some of the calories.  Down the streets of Hazen the ladies went accompanied by Bob and Kadizzle.  Who knows what the locals thought of this strange band.   Then the group turned down our back street where two little kids were riding their bikes.  Kadizzle decided to appear menacing and approached the kids.  Kadizzled told the young bikers we were pirates and had lost our ship.  The little girls said " There is no water around here".  " Well there is a creek "  Kadizzle reminded her.  Then she asked " Are you real pirates".   " Of course we are".   No doubt they went home and informed their parents about the encounter.