The Booger

Kadizzle is not a fan of self mutilation. Every time Kadizzle meets a young person with a bone in their nose or a pierced tongue he wonders why would someone one do that? The only reasonable answer seems the person want to show they are different or perhaps they just want to shock people.  So yesterday Kadizzle found an artificial fishing worm in his truck.  Now it occurred to Kadizzle that he could use this worm to retaliate against the checkout girl at the grocery store with a ring in her nose.  Kadizzle invented the old man booger.  Simply put the worm up your nose and check out.  When the check out girl with the infected ring in her nose says " Gross" you just say "  I like your nose ring".