Up Early

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.  Old Ben Franklin said that.  So Kadizzle blasted out of bed early and had the Forest Service ready to go by 6:45.  The mission was to replace the sign on A Cross road out by the Jug.  Little Mike, Mrs Kadizzle, and old fat Kadizzle headed down the road to drive right through Tonto Creek.  The signs said road closed do to high water, but what the hell we crossed anyway.  As we drove slowly we picked up the trash the degenerates left on the road.  We took turns getting out to retrieve the beer cans and other crap.  If only the degenerates knew how much it cost to pick up their crap, but then again they don't really care or they would not be certified degenerates.  Finally we got to the downed Forest Service sign.  Without the correct bolts we improvised and got the sign back up. Termites must have weakened it and the wind did the rest.